Please, this is not funny. This is not a time to laugh, how did we endup with this 'coconut head'? Which way Nigeria?   . An ordinary, "I beg your pardon", would have made a huge difference.

passyjango:

Please, this is not funny. This is not a time to laugh, how did we endup with this 'coconut head'? Which way Nigeria?   . An ordinary, "I beg your pardon", would have made a huge difference.

True!

My brother, we are laughing because we have only limited power. In democracy, everyone is entitled to one vote and these mooorons have destroyed the society to the point we have many hungry and unprincipled reetards that they can foool to vote for their likes because of desperation, inducement or ignorance. You have a few of these reetards on NL defending the indefensible

Honestly, instead of having GEJ, we can as well release one of the Silverback Gorillas in Ibadan zoo and put it in Aso Rock! It might result in better performance.



Retardeen Silverback Gorilla President                                                                                   More intelligent Silverback Gorilla 
 

Saga, you better be careful, else Dr. Lucky will send some SSS officials to remove your job security

violent:

@OP
Job security is when a commercial séx-vendor ensures her customers wore condoms

This is sooooooooooo hilarious

OAM4J:

Saga, you better be careful, else Dr. Lucky will send some SSS officials to remove your job security

Ko ni daa funwon!

did he really gave that definition, 9Ja is in trouble, how can he promise to create jobs when he doesnt even know what job security is!

no wonder he wanted expo,

Sagamite:

Ko ni daa funwon!  

because you dey London abi? Ti won ba wa lo 'Umaru Dikko style' lati fi arrest e, then you will know that his definition of Job security is PHD-class.  

OAM4J:

because you dey London abi? Ti won ba wa lo 'Umaru Dikko style' lati fi arrest e, then you will know that his definition of Job security is PHD-class.  

ROTFLMAO loudly!!!

When I first saw this thread yesterday, I actually thought it was a joke. How can a sitting president with a PhD fail to define job security properly?

Any Nigeria who votes for this guy surely wants his generations unborn to wallow in abject misery and poverty.

Jos security is when you embezzle public funds so you can have money to run for higher office.

according to the revised pdp lexicon for phd botany  candidates vol. 1, job security is the situation where you unwittingly avoid taking part in nn24 debates in order to secure your job as president.

Job security is the probabilty that armed robbers will always achieve 100% success rate in their operations and the security agencies will lack the tools to match their level of sophistication.

Let me sound a little dumb here,

He is right!

hatch#:



After ther term Job Security was defined by our own No 1 man GoodLuck Jonathan to D'banj " Assuming you r'e doing your job on stage, performing and we start hearing Gun shots outside, there need to be security from such situation as you perform. . . .

He defiined it na!
Job!!
Security!!!
hahahahahahaha!!!!

Job security is knowing that it is safe to ask him to use kondom before Mouth Action.
Warning, Oral Seks is worse than smoking tobacco.

My fellow widows, Job security is using thugs and rascals for elections.

symbianDON:

according to the revised pdp lexicon for phd botany  candidates vol. 1, job security is the situation where you unwittingly avoid taking part in nn24 debates in order to secure your job as president.

I pray the voters let him know that is job insecurity.

Is this what the politics section has been turned into?

Pharoh:

Is this what the politics section has been turned into?

This is what the Pinhead that has the IQ of a Silverback Gorilla has turned our politics into.

why has our president chosen to embarass us like this and am sure non of his aids will correct him incase of next time,now am really begining to wonder if what we deserve is a "by chance or luck" leader.the situation is pathetic and sad.

Job security is  simply when you rig your election as an incumbent   .

Please be eazy on GEJ,He came down to the level of D'banj by using him as an illustration to define Job security.Guess who is d koko master naw

And is there any source or whatever that confirms that Mr. President made such goof? I watched the same thing and there was no such thing

And is there any source or whatever that confirms that Mr. President made such goof? I watched the same thing and there was no such thing

Rhino.5dm:

^^^
Odechuwu is the alias of GEJ derieve from two strong terms from the most rival ethnic language in nigeria.

ode= mumu

chukwu=god
odechukwu= god of mumu(creator of mumulogy)


so brother calm down!

Awesome combination. . .lmao

Pls did president actually said this or could this be mockery?

Did he actually say what the OP stated?


As in really?

SUGURU:

Pls did president actually said this or could this be mockery?

im still wondering maself. . .

it is not funny oh!

can we get a transcript / video clip of this?

SUGURU:

Pls[size=18pt] did [/size]president actually [size=18pt]said [/size]this or could this be mockery?

The auxiliary verb carries the tense. Did shows the past.  (Otherwise it would be do or does.) You can't indicate tense twice in the same clause.  (*did president actually said this?)  The main verb shows the past tense ONLY when no auxiliary verb is present to do the job!

Thank you fstranger3, it was an oversight.

Much as i don't support GEJ, i refuse to believe that he actually said this. If he really did, Then we are in trouble.