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How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Ctorch: 2:48pm On Nov 21
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......


Credit

Anambra state police command.

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by DragonFire442: 10:03pm On Nov 21
While you are busy talking to another lady, your wife may be busy talking to another man

It is called talking to talking.

When you finish your game, go and collect your wife from the other man before she would book appointment with him.

What a man can do, women can do x 10

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by iamyemiakins(m): 10:03pm On Nov 21
Na CSP Nwafor teach you that one abi?

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by thaoriginator: 10:03pm On Nov 21
Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......


Credit

Anambra state police command.
cheesy


It's Johnny dangerous as a muhfucka!

Some ladies without chills will come at you with they guns blazing.

Dem coulda bath yuh with acid yuh fi think say dem a crazy.

Especially dem bagga gyal weh a act like ah likkle baby..

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Dexpro: 10:03pm On Nov 21
Like seriously?

What of those blessed with a short fused wife

If you've got genuine need, visit my signature and get registered on the portal.

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Greyworld: 10:03pm On Nov 21
lol
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Dwaynestefan: 10:03pm On Nov 21
Wahala really be like bicycle..

E no dae hard to start

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by FactBoyz: 10:03pm On Nov 21
shocked
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Uprightness100(m): 10:03pm On Nov 21
grin grin
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Kaymaxi2222(m): 10:03pm On Nov 21
Uh? shocked

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Overgrownbaby: 10:03pm On Nov 21
MAD o

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by PlayerMeji: 10:03pm On Nov 21
Hmmm
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by XINOIX(m): 10:03pm On Nov 21
correct guy I go try am and see

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by geolabious(m): 10:04pm On Nov 21
Not always true. Some ladies will just reciprocate and the rest will be history.

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by ashawoKGB: 10:04pm On Nov 21
Op you forgot to add that it should be done to a calm headed woman no be person wey go tear your cloth give you and the woman public embarassment. Women's wahala be like Sanwo's lie. But where people dey find wife this period . Even Recession no go free person marry sef shocked

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by jaydeevaa(f): 10:04pm On Nov 21
same way to locate a husband....

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Strika22(m): 10:04pm On Nov 21
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by iknopro(m): 10:04pm On Nov 21
Lolszzz
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Wang1tang: 10:04pm On Nov 21
Lol

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by midnitestar(m): 10:04pm On Nov 21
Hmmm ..very succinct and apt! ��
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Enudapan: 10:04pm On Nov 21
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated
This must be
Mushin weed inspired

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by kuonbe(m): 10:04pm On Nov 21
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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Harmony92(f): 10:04pm On Nov 21
She go magnet u once cheesy

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by LovesickG(f): 10:04pm On Nov 21
Hmm, doesn't apply to all women o. I speak for myself tho

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by ILoveDemMANNA: 10:04pm On Nov 21
Funny.

sapphiere:
Lame. Get a life whoever you are. No woman of this century would do that. We are wiser now.

I wonder o.
I follow you wonder too ooo

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by slawormiir: 10:04pm On Nov 21
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Lovelies1: 10:04pm On Nov 21
Hmmm
Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Lordswazz(m): 10:04pm On Nov 21
Lol. To be honest, I will advise you to respectfully make the call instead, because that 15 naira you go spend fit save you from unwanted highlight.

Except you don't care about a video clip of you and your wife appearing on Igbere TV news or, if the content she give make sense well well, Instablog9ja and Tunde Ednut go help you achieve overnight stardom.

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by sapphiere(f): 10:04pm On Nov 21
Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......


Credit

Anambra state police command.
Lame. Get a life whoever you are. No woman of this century would do that. We are wiser now.

KBdownloads:
How did this enter front page? undecided
I wonder o.

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by KBdownloads(m): 10:05pm On Nov 21
How did this enter front page? undecided

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