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Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by ikennamadu1(m): 8:11pm On Nov 21, 2020
Please don't be angry y'all , I go use pidgin narrate this story, till date e still they funny me.

I remember Wayback 2014 for orji area Owerri when I go brothel with my friends to go sip some bottles.... Omo we never even stay reach 2mins eke men (police) burst in.... Lol oboi before we go turn eye ... Them done scream everybody stand where you they.. since you they come fvck ashawo na so you go take bail yourself ... We they 4 weh sit for one table , Omo before I go turn eye my mannest man done disappear... cheesy cheesy , as a sharp pH boy Omo I kupu (run) from the brothel .. unfortunately them carry The other two of our guys cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy , getting to the station (area command egbu) we begin beg police , them say naa 10k to bail each .. laslas we use 5k bail both after much pleading.. Omo I can never forget that day ..



Share your experience about police bursting ashawo joint when you they inside ... Let's laugh a little..


Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Dominique

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Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by BabbanBura(m): 8:43pm On Nov 21, 2020
ikennamadu1:
Please don't be angry y'all , I go use pidgin narrate this story, till date e still they funny me.

I remember Wayback 2014 for orji area Owerri when I go brothel with my friends to go sip some bottles.... Omo we never even stay reach 2mins eke men (police) burst in.... Lol oboi before we go turn eye ... Them done scream everybody stand where you they.. since you they come fvck ashawo na so you go take bail yourself ... We they 4 weh sit for one table , Omo before I go turn eye my mannest man done disappear... cheesy cheesy , as a sharp pH boy Omo I kupu (run) from the brothel .. unfortunately them carry The other two of our guys cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy , getting to the station (area command egbu) we begin beg police , them say naa 10k to bail each .. laslas we use 5k bail both after much pleading.. Omo I can never forget that day ..



Share your experience about police bursting ashawo joint when you they inside ... Let's laugh a little..


Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Dominique

Front page please make we laugh away recession..

My friends were bursted once but na the novice wey go there for rhe 1st time na em police catch. The rest jumped fence escape come report to the guy mama. The mama come vex go report to the papa, but the papi na correct regular customer for that kind things, em tell the woman to shut up and leave the boy alone, it shows em don mature be that. Papi went and secured the release of the guy. Since that time the guy no try any shit again. He had always being a good guy but peer influence na wetin carry am go ashi house.

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Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by Bluezy13(m): 10:23pm On Nov 21, 2020
December 2016
Was returning from work by 11:30 pm at Ewet Housing Estate, Uyo. I dey always bone them everyday but this particular day, like say she be winch, babe block me, say she must follow me go house by fire by force say market no dey, I come dey reason wetin my neighbors go talk say "hmmm...this one don begin dey carry ashawo come house."
To settle matter, I tell babe say na just 5h I hold, say I dey very hungry sef, babe insist. Carry my hand put under her skirt, ask me wether I don see wetin I wan waka pass.
Drag me for hand dey go under one big flower tree like that where light no dey.
Na so I follow babe like pikin wey dem wan go show him mama, go under flower tree.
Before I say jack, babe don unzip me, roll tomtom, me sef come Surprise how john take wear cloth within one second.
As I hold my nylon bag for one hand, my phone for the other hand, I just stand like pikin wey him mama wan teach how to pee.
As babe dey show me her different dancing steps, na so headlights shine us like that village old soldier torchlight, I look, babe jump up, John still dey like homo erectus wey him be.
I look light, come look babe, babe don disappear.
Next thing I hear na "stand where you are!!"

As the police man comot for van waka come dey point me torch for face, I jejely comot 1k wey dey inside my boxer pocket give am, wave for am... Dey waka dey wear my trouser.
I no fit talk. Him just stand dey look me.

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Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:48pm On Nov 21, 2020
I am coming back. cheesy


Incase you don't know na me talk

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Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by youngmo001(m): 11:58pm On Nov 21, 2020
I no dey Bleep ashawo...
Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by sholay4star: 12:02am On Nov 22, 2020
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Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by SultanOfPuna: 12:03am On Nov 22, 2020
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Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by ikennamadu1(m): 8:16am On Nov 22, 2020
Bluezy13:
December 2016
Was returning from work by 11:30 pm at Ewet Housing Estate, Uyo. I dey always bone them everyday but this particular day, like say she be winch, babe block me, say she must follow me go house by fire by force say market no dey, I come reason wetin my neighbors go tell me for say babe follow me for back.
To settle matter, I tell babe say na just 5h I hold, say I dey very hungry sef, babe insist. Carry my hand put under her skirt, ask me wether I don see wetin I wan waka pass.
Drag me for hand go under one big flower tree like that where light no dey.
Na so I follow babe like pikin wey dem wan go show him mama, go under flower tree.
Before I say jack, babe don unzip me, roll tomtom, me sef come Surprise how john take wear cloth within one second.
As I hold my nylon bag for one hand, my phone for the other hand, I just stand like pikin wey him mama wan teach how to pee.
As babe dey show me her different dancing steps, na so headlights shine us like that village old soldier torchlight, I look, babe jump up, John still dey like homo erectus wey him be.
I look light, come look babe, babe don disappear.
Next thing I hear na "stand where you are!!"

As the police man comot for van waka come dey point me torch for face, I jejely comot 1k wey dey inside my boxer pocket give am, wave for am... Dey waka dey wear my trouser.
I no fit talk. Him just stand dey look me.

Omo you be sharp man cheesy
Bluezy13:
December 2016
Was returning from work by 11:30 pm at Ewet Housing Estate, Uyo. I dey always bone them everyday but this particular day, like say she be winch, babe block me, say she must follow me go house by fire by force say market no dey, I come reason wetin my neighbors go tell me for say babe follow me for back.
To settle matter, I tell babe say na just 5h I hold, say I dey very hungry sef, babe insist. Carry my hand put under her skirt, ask me wether I don see wetin I wan waka pass.
Drag me for hand go under one big flower tree like that where light no dey.
Na so I follow babe like pikin wey dem wan go show him mama, go under flower tree.
Before I say jack, babe don unzip me, roll tomtom, me sef come Surprise how john take wear cloth within one second.
As I hold my nylon bag for one hand, my phone for the other hand, I just stand like pikin wey him mama wan teach how to pee.
As babe dey show me her different dancing steps, na so headlights shine us like that village old soldier torchlight, I look, babe jump up, John still dey like homo erectus wey him be.
I look light, come look babe, babe don disappear.
Next thing I hear na "stand where you are!!"

As the police man comot for van waka come dey point me torch for face, I jejely comot 1k wey dey inside my boxer pocket give am, wave for am... Dey waka dey wear my trouser.
I no fit talk. Him just stand dey look me.

Omo you be sharp man
Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by ikennamadu1(m): 8:17am On Nov 22, 2020
BabbanBura:


My friends were bursted once but na the novice wey go there for rhe 1st time na em police catch. The rest jumped fence escape come report to the guy mama. The mama come vex go report to the papa, but the papi na correct regular customer for that kind things, em tell the woman to shut up and leave the boy alone, it shows em don mature be that. Papi went and secured the release of the guy. Since that time the guy no try any shit again. He had always being a good guy but peer influence na wetin carry am go ashi house.


Omo this ashi matter they make me laugh... the way I take run ... lol under police man armpit... I just kupu
Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by Uzomacharles: 11:41am On Nov 22, 2020
Thank God I never go there
Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by Cerebellum: 11:44am On Nov 22, 2020
Chai!

See person Pikin

Ashawo don be Una trend now

Arindin Post u put for there

Arindin OPgrin
Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 12:23pm On Nov 22, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

For my undergrad days, I ff one of my niggarr go one bar/brothel go drink some bottles before Sanrab, only real niggarrs go sabi there for one hot afternoon.

Omoh na so popo show come collect settlement. As a real niggarr wey I be I don sharply hide all the apps wey fit cast me, my other guy sef compose.

Omoh nah so them reach our side, we hail them officers, we even buy drinks for them.

Evening reach we go back campus!
Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by Bluezy13(m): 1:05pm On Nov 22, 2020
ikennamadu1:


Omo you be sharp man cheesy

Omo you be sharp man

My brother,
Till today, I still dey wonder where the babe comot condom from and how she take wear me the thing and I no sabi.
When she been dey drag me, she been no hold anything for hand. As she unzip me, I just look down see say john don already wear cloth.
I swear the thing shock me.
Re: Escaping Police Arrest In A Brothel.. by Bluezy13(m): 1:06pm On Nov 22, 2020
ikennamadu1:



Omo this ashi matter they make me laugh... the way I take run ... lol under police man armpit... I just kupu

So you be part of the peer influence.

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