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This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 8:29am On Nov 22
I was on my way to collect cash from ATM this morning, only to realize my zip has been down and I was not wearing any undies..


Then I put my hands in my two pockets, widening the zip opening, I went on foot via major highway where buses pass to and fleets of cars passing, and church members going to church, especially ladies, they were looking and smiling, I didn't bother, I thought I was so cute that ladies looked at me and smiled I was posing with my widened zip.

I queued in two ATM points, same. People both men and women were looking at me and smiling but non told me that my dick was out shocked.

I was fucking embarrassed because all those ladies were laffing at 3" dick cry.

What's wrong with Nigerians, when u luk pezzin wey loose na look u na dey look, u na no dey call person attention to the stuff.


Just here to console myself.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Burgerlomo: 8:31am On Nov 22
Sorry bro cool

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Sundrus: 8:33am On Nov 22
grin some ladies like small diccks. Atleast u don help some of them get perfect fantasy today.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by blinking001(m): 8:33am On Nov 22
Sorry bro
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 8:35am On Nov 22
Burgerlomo:
Sorry bro cool
angry see diz one is even laffing when I'm here feeling embarrassed mtchww.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 8:36am On Nov 22
blinking001:
Sorry bro
Thanks bro.
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 8:37am On Nov 22
Sundrus:
grin some ladies like small diccks. Atleast u don help some of them get perfect fantasy today.
Na ur type dey carry camera phone to use me do blog. I just pray I don't find myself online today. I 4 make headline.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Sundrus: 8:43am On Nov 22
zexy2030:

Na ur type dey carry camera phone to use me do blog. I just pray I don't find myself online today. I 4 make headline.
for every disappointment, blessings join am. Even though na u disappoint urself. tongue
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 8:45am On Nov 22
Sundrus:
for every disappointment, blessings join am. Even though na u disappoint urself. tongue
Werey sorosoke
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by longetivity(m): 8:57am On Nov 22
You are not normal
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by kranka12: 9:01am On Nov 22
Air entering that unzipped area will make you notice it...I don't belive your story

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by ObaKlaz: 9:02am On Nov 22
I once had to do a presentation in my first year in UNIBEN. Woke up, bathed, rushed breakfast and dressed hurriedly too because I was running behind schedule, then zoomed off.
Two other bookworms had already presented and I got there just about time for mine. Took a deep breath, took center stage and began my gig. Eyes were fixed below my belt region, but I gave no heed to it.

In the end, the lecturer knocked me for "appearing scruffily". I was lost... I wore a blue office shirt. Shoes were polished the previous night to reflect the glory of God. Every fabric on me was well ironed and a polka-dotted tie to kill the look.

I saw my zipper loosened almost completely and my belt worn upside down when I checked myself all over, amazed at the lecturer's accusation. It was then that the funny faces and mischievous grins flashed at me during the presentation started popping up in my mind and made sense.

Presentation was solid though, despite the gaffe.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:03am On Nov 22
longetivity:
You are not normal
Normal man, maybe u saw me, I passed ikorodu express road palmgrove to GTB bank and first bank, I was going to fcmb when I discovered my jingles has been ringing bells.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:05am On Nov 22
kranka12:
Air entering that unzipped area will make you notice it...I don't belive your story
My brother, my mind no go there, I rushed out for the money, because I wanted to travel this morning to Ibadan. The travel was all I was thinking.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by J111333(m): 9:05am On Nov 22
"I didn't bother, I thought I was so cute that ladies looked at me and smiled I was posing with my widened zip"

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:07am On Nov 22
ObaKlaz:
I once had to do a presentation in my first year in UNIBEN. Woke up, bathed, rushed breakfast and dressed hurriedly too because I was running behind schedule, then zoomed off.
Two other bookworms had already presented and I got there just about time for mine. Took a deep breath, took center stage and began my gig. Eyes were fixed below my belt region, but I gave no heed to it.

In the end, the lecturer knocked me for "appearing scruffily". I was lost... I wore a blue office shirt. Shoes were polished the previous night to reflect the glory of God. Every fabric on me was well ironed and a polka-dotted tie to kill the look.

I saw my zipper loosened almost completely and my belt worn upside down when I checked myself all over, amazed at the lecturer's accusation. It was then that the funny faces and mischievous grins flashed at me during the presentation started popping up in my mind and made sense.

Presentation was solid though, despite the gaffe.
My guy this can be f. u king embarrassing but u wear boxers na. I no wear pant

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:09am On Nov 22
J111333:
"I didn't bother, I thought I was so cute that ladies looked at me and smiled I was posing with my widened zip"
Hmmm. I'm still at home, waiting to recover from embarrassment. I wanted to travel.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by ePoster: 9:10am On Nov 22
zexy2030:
I was on my way to collect cash from ATM this morning, only to realize my zip has been down and I was not wearing any undies..


Then I put my hands in my two pockets, widening the zip opening, I went on foot via major highway where buses pass to and fleets of cars passing, and church members going to church, especially ladies, they were looking and smiling, I didn't bother, I thought I was so cute that ladies looked at me and smiled I was posing with my widened zip.

I queued in two ATM points, same. People both men and women were looking at me and smiling but non told me that my dick was out shocked.

I was fucking embarrassed because all those ladies were laffing at 3" dick cry.

What's wrong with Nigerians, when u luk pezzin wey loose na look u na dey look, u na no dey call person attention to the stuff.

Most guys would hesitate to mention their size to others...
You just came out with it.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by ObaKlaz: 9:11am On Nov 22
zexy2030:

My guy this can be f. u king embarrassing but u wear boxers na. I no wear pant
I'm glad I at least wore something underneath back then, unlike you! grin grin
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:11am On Nov 22
ePoster:
Most guys would hesitate to mention their size to others...
You just came out with it.
That's the pain bros. I do brag in my office I have long dick.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:12am On Nov 22
ObaKlaz:
I'm glad I at least wore something underneath back then, unlike you! grin grin
Yes o.
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by ePoster: 9:14am On Nov 22
zexy2030:

That's the pain bros. I do brag in my office I have long dick.
Lmao! For a moment, I thought that you were proud of your little penis...

Shalom

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:14am On Nov 22
ePoster:
Lmao! For a moment, I thought that you were proud of your little penis...

Shalom
Ya mad grin
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Openbusiness: 9:21am On Nov 22
I have oil and sugar, please who has flour and eggs, may we fry akara for OP grin

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Burgerlomo: 9:22am On Nov 22
zexy2030:

angry see diz one is even laffing when I'm here feeling embarrassed mtchww.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by ePoster: 9:26am On Nov 22
zexy2030:

Ya mad grin
Dude, have you ever heard of the Small Penis Humiliation fetish?!

Thought you had it.
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:32am On Nov 22
ePoster:
Dude, have you ever heard of the Small Penis Humiliation fetish?!

Thought you had it.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:37am On Nov 22
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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Burgerlomo: 9:37am On Nov 22
Sundrus:
grin some ladies like small diccks. Atleast u don help some of them get perfect fantasy today.

No be the way OP take exposed himself be the problem but waiting pain am be what you just mentioned which I believe is the size.

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by Freelane33(m): 9:38am On Nov 22
Mr dicktomey grin
Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:41am On Nov 22
Freelane33:
Mr dicktomey grin
Whats wrong wi ds one

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Re: This Morning I Was F.ucking Embarrassed by zexy2030(m): 9:42am On Nov 22
Burgerlomo:


No be the way OP take exposed himself be the problem but waiting pain am be what you just mentioned which I believe is the size.

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