Hello nlanders! I'm currently broke, last night i went to bed with an empty stomach.

I checked my kitchen this morning to see if i can get any Ingredients to prepare something to chow today, before man pikin go die of starvation.

This is what i currently have at home-

2 eggs,
Garri,
Granded pepper,
Onions,
Maggi,
Salt,
Red Oil,
grandnut Oil.

Cash @hand - N20

Please house! I need your advice..

Moezzy1:
Hello nlanders! I'm currently broke, last night i went to bed with an empty stomach.

I checked my kitchen this morning to see if i can get any Ingredients to prepare something to chow today, before man pikin go die of starvation.

This is what i currently have at home-

2 eggs,
Garri,
Granded pepper,
Onions,
Maggi,
Salt,
Red Oil,
grandnut Oil.

Cash @hand - N20

Please house! I need your advice..

Since you've Onion, then must be a rich person, not even one onion o, u said Onions, haba. Onions na gold na

Moezzy1:
Hello nlanders! I'm currently broke, last night i went to bed with an empty stomach.

I checked my kitchen this morning to see if i can get any Ingredients to prepare something to chow today, before man pikin go die of starvation.

This is what i currently have at home-

2 eggs,
Garri,
Granded pepper,
Onions,
Maggi,
Salt,
Red Oil,
grandnut Oil.

Cash @hand - N20

Please house! I need your advice..

Do garri akara

1.Mix one cup of garri with the raw eggs
2. add little maggi and turn well.
3. fry it with the oil


May Sound like rubbish, but you will thank me later.

Boil both eggs and chew first to cushion the hunger



Then buy 20 Naira biscuits thick ones like cabin to further hold the hunger

Make eba and stew with cooked egg nau.

Hunger never waya you yet...

BigBrother9ja:
Make eba and stew with cooked egg nau.

Hunger never ways you yet...

Tomato and pepper nko or leaves

BigBrother9ja:
Make eba and stew with cooked egg nau.

Hunger never ways you yet...

Na only granded pepper i go take do the stew?

You have Onions
You’re a big man.

MikeMicheal:

Do garri akara

1.Mix one cup of garri with the raw eggs
2. add little maggi and turn well.
3. fry it with the oil


May Sound like rubbish, but you will thank me later.

Wow! bro are you sure?

You can make 'Ekuru Garri' from what you have.

Process:

1. Put little red oil on the fire.
2. Slice half onion and put them in
3. Add a table spoon of ground pepper
4. Add small maggi and salt.
5. Stir for 5 minutes.
6. Soak the garri with little water. Leave it for like 3 minutes.
7. Mix the soaked garri with the stew and food is ready.
8. You can boil one egg to add protein to your meal.
9. Enjoy your meal.

Moezzy1:
Hello nlanders! I'm currently broke, last night i went to bed with an empty stomach.

I checked my kitchen this morning to see if i can get any Ingredients to prepare something to chow today, before man pikin go die of starvation.

This is what i currently have at home-

2 eggs,
Garri,
Granded pepper,
Onions,
Maggi,
Salt,
Red Oil,
grandnut Oil.

Cash @hand - N20

Please house! I need your advice..

MikeMicheal:
Do garri akara
1.Mix one cup of garri with the raw eggs 2. add little maggi and turn well. 3. fry it with the oil

May Sound like rubbish, but you will thank me later.

Seriously I have imagined doing this before.

Do you now see why it's necessary for the government to borrow?

Your house is your own government and you must always know how to manage it well .

If I was to advise you, I'll tell you to ignore all these comments above asking you to put all your eggs in one basket.

What I mean is this. You don't have to eat all your ingredients at once because there's no where in your post that says you plan to "eat and die afterwards"

What you should do is: drink Garri this morning and safe your other ingredients for another meal at night. Because before noon, someone will give you 50 naira and you can get a small loaf of bread to eat with your fried egg

7BigSquids:

Smh. You and poverty na relatives

ThankYouGod:
You can make 'Ekuru Garri' from what you have.

Process:

1. Put little red oil on the fire.
2. Slice half onion and put them in
3. Add a table spoon of ground pepper
4. Add small maggi and salt.
5. Stir for 5 minutes.
6. Soak the garri with little water. Leave it for like 3 minutes.
7. Mix the soaked garri with the stew and food is ready.
8. You can boil one egg to add protein to your meal.
9. Enjoy your meal.

Thanks, i shall try this. I hope the taste go good for mouth.

You even have the latest bitcôin self — onions.

My dear, you're wealthy. What about people like us without a single onion or money to buy one?

iLegendd:
You even have the latest bitcôin self — onions.

My dear, you're wealthy. What about people like us without a single onion or money to buy one?

Sir, you're big man! I have seen your philanthropy works.

Please extend it to my side! so that local man fit eat better food today.

How much you go sell your onions bro?

iLegendd:
You even have the latest bitcôin self — onions.

My dear, you're wealthy. What about people like us without a single onion or money to buy one?

Lol. I understand the irony.. Greetings boss.

Moezzy1:
Hello nlanders! I'm currently broke, last night i went to bed with an empty stomach.

I checked my kitchen this morning to see if i can get any Ingredients to prepare something to chow today, before man pikin go die of starvation.

This is what i currently have at home-

2 eggs,
Garri,
Granded pepper,
Onions,
Maggi,
Salt,
Red Oil,
grandnut Oil.

Cash @hand - N20

Please house! I need your advice..

This man you get gari still dey complain...People wey no get at all nko?

J111333:
How much you go sell your onions bro?

I'm not selling bro, na the only assets wey i get now..

Sure. You even have more than enough ingredients.

Back in the days, all I needed were: garri, small red oil, salt and water. I didn't even need to put anything on fire. Just prepared them raw.

With this bringing back the memories, I will prepare same for my family today. Lol.

Moezzy1:
Thanks, i shall try this. I hope the taste go good for mouth.

Use the #20 to buy sugar.

Then use the rest of the ingredients to fry the egg.

Then use the fried egg to drink the garri

Lol

Op, pls post pictures so we that got nothing in the kitchen can savour over something

peppersoup don dey ground be that. just boil water,add Maggi and other ingredients. you might have seen beef or fish peppersoup but yours is gonna be egg. bro you no broke oooo

Officialgarri:
Do you now see why it's necessary for the government to borrow?

Your house is your own government and you must always know how to manage it well .

If I was to advise you, I'll tell you to ignore all these comments above asking you to put all your eggs in one basket.

What I mean is this. You don't have to eat all your ingredients at once because there's no where in your post that says you plan to "eat and die afterwards"

What you should do is: drink Garri this morning and safe your other ingredients for another meal at night. Because before noon, someone will give you 50 naira and you can get a small loaf of bread to eat with your fried egg

Smh. You and poverty na relatives

Hunger has not pointed at you, if not, you wouldnt have energy to start typing this and again your phone would have been optioned out for sale....
You have all those things and you are complaining of starvation. I think you need to see a phycologist.

Moezzy1:
I'm not selling bro, na the only assets wey i get now..

"Assets"

Guy I swear u no well

Sell the onions and you shall be broke no more..

SmellySperm:
"Assets"
Guy I swear u no well

lol That guy na real mad man.

MikeMicheal:
Do garri akara
1.Mix one cup of garri with the raw eggs 2. add little maggi and turn well. 3. fry it with the oil

May Sound like rubbish, but you will thank me later.

Chairman concoction limited...

strangest:


Chairman concoction limited...

Hahahaha!