iLegendd:
As a landlord, I tell them never to flush condom through toilet.

tiffanyfan:



We all stay in darkness ni o... he said it's dangerous. Thank God I'm out of that house. Very wicked landlord

BigDawsNet:
Noise Control
Control the aroma of African dishes

Tony142:
If u want to have peace of mind Do NOT live in the same compound with your landlord/landlady
If your landlord is not living in his compound then u can live there
There are some landlord that have up to 4 different houses, but they cannot live in this 4 different houses at house, they can only live in 1, so as a sharp guy u can rent the ones that there is no landlord living therejavascript:void(0);

I love freedom, I have rules, if u most follow rules it should be the ones u created yourself

tiffanyfan:



We all stay in darkness ni o... he said it's dangerous. Thank God I'm out of that house. Very wicked landlord

sonnie10:

Lol. What I said was years ago when stock trading was somehow exclusive.
Now anybody can do it from the comfort of their home, online.
There are a few fintech platforms use in Nigeria.

AceRoyal:

Drop your account details

Tissyjay:
Tenants don suffer ooo especially for Lagos

My landlady let out all the rooms and shops in her inherited one story building and decided to use wood to carve a room under the stair case to sleep OMG and this woman was on a very huge size, I wonder how she sleeps in that cubicle.


Lots of rules from that woman
Thank God we left already

Earthstorms:
He pointed out his wife and pointed out his eldest daughter to me and warned me not to go after his wife and said I can go after his daughter.

A man giving you the go ahead to go after his daughter was strange to me.

britiko:
Lol.

I was supposed to lease a room in a townhouse as a student.

Landlord says my bedsheets, duvet and window blinds must be color Red.

I never went back after inspection.

madjune:
I've had landlords and land ladies in the past, but one clearly stood out.

My landlady as a student while in Unical, late 90s.

From the onset, i interfaced with her through a middle man who helped me move in.
And, all the while i was made to understand she was blind and bedridden in a darkened room.

It was late after i had moved in that my neighbour called me aside and said the landlady complained that i always come back home empty handed, without bread for her.

Now, how she take see me?
I kukuma packed out sharperly.

Alonso80:
1. Landlady said I shouldn’t wash inside the house and if I do should come downstairs to pour the water outside.

2. Crazy woman was always paranoid anytime I had visitor(s) over. Complaining about her soak away getting full.

3. Another would always shut the gate by 7pm and I was always breaking and replacing the padlocks.

Word of advise: Never stay in the same house with a landlady especially if she’s single.

sonnie10:

This year alone, from capital gain in stocks ($ buying Covid shorts) , I fit fence my whole village.

sonnie10:

This year alone, from capital gain in stocks ($ buying Covid shorts) , I fit fence my whole village.

brain54:
was looking for a house back then in jos...met an agent...the crazy dude took me to one house in one crazy location... i was boiling inside cos of the distance...finally met landlord, he said he locks his godamn gate by 6pm...no music,no visitors.....was still counting more rules i just jejely walked out cos the anger at that point eh...i no wan slap old man!
those agents use me shine that year sha!!!

sonnie10:

This year alone, from capital gain in stocks ($ buying Covid shorts) , I fit fence my whole village.

clevybrown:
Back then in University days, a portharcourt landlord, an Ikwere man to be precise,once told me that non of my friends are permitted to pass the night in my room except I will have to pay him extra if that must happen and also that he will be the one to approve the kind of friends that will come to his compound to visit me and that anyone he doesn't approve must stop visiting

Biglittlelois:
Only stove is allowed, anything gas is prohibited,

She actually came to my house to tell me that, I laughed and sternly told her it's not possible, I don't know how to use stove cos I was not brought up with it, told her not to worry I'll be careful with it, that stove can also burn down the house if that's what she's scared of,

She walked out of my place embarrassed.