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Can You Imagine! by StudioCFR(m): 12:12pm On Mar 21, 2011
A guy donated blood to his girl friend.
After a while, they broke up and he wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a pad at him and said, "I will pay you in monthly instalments."

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Re: Can You Imagine! by Ranoscky(m): 12:19pm On Mar 21, 2011
*Peeps in the thread, finds no one there and runs out (leavin his shadow behind)!*

Wait, comment from his shadow loading. . .
Re: Can You Imagine! by dani1luv: 12:20pm On Mar 21, 2011
undecided
Re: Can You Imagine! by shakara4u(m): 12:44pm On Mar 21, 2011
so so poor

even at recycling

mstweeeeeeeee


porn intended
Re: Can You Imagine! by StudioCFR(m): 1:06pm On Mar 21, 2011
off with your head HATER!
Re: Can You Imagine! by Abbycrown(f): 1:21pm On Mar 21, 2011
Ranoscky:

*Peeps in the thread, finds no one there and runs out (leavin his shadow behind)!*

Wait, comment from his shadow loading. . .
This's d joke here
Re: Can You Imagine! by StudioCFR(m): 2:02pm On Mar 21, 2011
angry
Re: Can You Imagine! by shakara4u(m): 2:14pm On Mar 21, 2011
off with your head HATER!

me hating u,is lyk BIll Gates goin to Wema Bank for a loan
Re: Can You Imagine! by StudioCFR(m): 2:17pm On Mar 21, 2011
no make sense
Re: Can You Imagine! by shakara4u(m): 2:24pm On Mar 21, 2011
u no go fit understand

sad end of low IQ
Re: Can You Imagine! by StudioCFR(m): 2:28pm On Mar 21, 2011
no carry your hatred come my thread, abeg
Re: Can You Imagine! by shakara4u(m): 2:34pm On Mar 21, 2011
hating u,is lyk BIll Gates goin to Wema Bank for a loan
Re: Can You Imagine! by StudioCFR(m): 2:39pm On Mar 21, 2011
ok i don hear you,
Re: Can You Imagine! by adjain(m): 6:29pm On Mar 21, 2011
@OP, I TOLD YOU THAT leaving your brain in the sun in this climate would not end well,
Re: Can You Imagine! by Ranoscky(m): 6:55pm On Mar 21, 2011
^^ I guess you just heard that from some1 today so you decided to spew it on every thread, right?
Re: Can You Imagine! by adjain(m): 7:18pm On Mar 21, 2011
Ranoscky, clearly you are one of those loyal fans who follow celebrities on tours, no worry, you hear. I go soon sign autograph for your ogo
Re: Can You Imagine! by Ranoscky(m): 7:46pm On Mar 21, 2011
To the best of my knowledge, na me surpose sign autograph for your forehead b'cos, i dey follow celebrities dat is y pipu know me. But nobody know u b'cos, u be NOBODY.

So, afta make u com make I sign am for u, make u usam go dey do guile for your guys dem say na celebrity follower sign am for u, therefore, u sef don becom celebrity, uhear?
Re: Can You Imagine! by adjain(m): 9:02pm On Mar 21, 2011
Ol' boy o! I'm a celebrity sha, na only because of me you write that story book?
Re: Can You Imagine! by StudioCFR(m): 12:32pm On Mar 22, 2011
adjain:

Ol' boy o! I'm a celebrity sha


u wish


mtchew
Re: Can You Imagine! by shakara4u(m): 12:53pm On Mar 22, 2011
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Can You Imagine! by jackpot(f): 12:55pm On Mar 22, 2011
It's time to open an "Insult" thread.
Nerves don dey run high shocked
Re: Can You Imagine! by jackpot(f): 12:55pm On Mar 22, 2011
It's time to open an "Insult" thread.
Nerves don dey run high shocked
Re: Can You Imagine! by Ranoscky(m): 3:25pm On Mar 22, 2011
Studio, leave that guy, he is only day dreaming!
Re: Can You Imagine! by adjain(m): 4:30pm On Mar 22, 2011
Inumidun tori awon akobata mi ti poju, keep following me on Twitter boiz!!!
Re: Can You Imagine! by Ranoscky(m): 9:02pm On Mar 22, 2011
Dindirin!
Re: Can You Imagine! by StudioCFR(m): 9:07pm On Mar 22, 2011
adjain:

Inumidun tori awon akobata mi ti poju, keep following me on Twitter boiz!!!
.

Lol na wa o
Re: Can You Imagine! by ARareGem(f): 9:10pm On Mar 22, 2011
*Thinking* Now, how will Studio criticize this joke if he read it from another poster. . .
It would be like so:
Mtcheeeeeeew lipsrsealed

But I haven't commented.
Re: Can You Imagine! by StudioCFR(m): 9:20pm On Mar 22, 2011
dont mess with me hard tough girl
Re: Can You Imagine! by ARareGem(f): 9:22pm On Mar 22, 2011
I wouldn't even dream of it soft man.
Re: Can You Imagine! by adjain(m): 9:47pm On Mar 22, 2011
Ha! Soft man? Are you referring to him or to his third leg?
Re: Can You Imagine! by ARareGem(f): 10:13pm On Mar 22, 2011
Young man, you are too corrupt. Wetin carry ur mind go there?
Re: Can You Imagine! by Ranoscky(m): 10:16pm On Mar 22, 2011
Jor o, make una no spoil me O!

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