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Re: Firearm's Kitchen by rhamzus(m): 3:50pm On Mar 23, 2011
To start peachy ice cream with vodka
then pounded yam and egusi with stock fish
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:50pm On Mar 23, 2011
fesse:

@firearm,

can i have 1 rap of semo and vegetable soup, big stock fish and fresh carriot juice pls.

come along with your bill.

Here's your meal baby
Sorry about the delay

with 10%, you pay me USD 655

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by seye4nii(f): 3:56pm On Mar 23, 2011
fiream, e bi tin pa mi ooooo,
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:57pm On Mar 23, 2011
walks into the kitchen,
Wow! this is beautiful, i'm already salivating with the multidirectional aroma bombarding my olfactory system

Firearm, pls come and take my order,

I want pounded yam with afam+egusi soup and lion's meat only a man with the lion's heart eat a lion with a bottle of guiness. I'm waiting pls, salivating,
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 3:59pm On Mar 23, 2011
slap1:

Good God! Nigerians are really a hungry lot. Lawdhamercy! Erm . . . can I get  agidi with a hot plate of dog-meat pepper-soup and a chilled bottle of malt? I'm not hungry o, I just want to check something.

I have your dogmeat peppersoup ready now.
Sorry Agidi is not available at the moment.

You can ask me for something else

This meal is for USD 150.

This shall be the last I will serve dog meat here!

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:05pm On Mar 23, 2011
koastar:

walks into the kitchen,
Wow! this is beautiful, i'm already salivating with the multidirectional aroma bombarding my olfactory system

Firearm, pls come and take my order,

I want pounded yam with afam+egusi soup and lion's meat only a man with the lion's heart eat a lion with a bottle of guiness. I'm waiting pls, salivating,

Lion's meat is out of stock.
I am serving you Pounded yam with Egusi soup and other orisirisi

Have it man!

Price: USD 775

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:09pm On Mar 23, 2011
**strolls in sweating profusely. . wandering reluctantly in the room. . opens a pack of gum and chewing irritably**

**suddenly brings out a shot gun and yells

EVERYBODY GO DOWN, ANYBODY MOVES AND I'LL BLAST THE PERSON OUT OF EXISTENCE

I SAY DON'T MOVE angry

TAKE OFF ALL YOUR WATCHES, JEWELERIES, HANDSET, SHOES AND THROWN THEM OVER TO ME NOW angry
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:13pm On Mar 23, 2011
Oh! This is so great I have my orders served in a twinkle of an eye, Firearms kitchen is the bomb!

Here is your money (Firearms treshes out the balance) No, don't worry, you can keep the change cool
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:17pm On Mar 23, 2011
Hey you, waiter, get your a.s.s over here angry

Round up everything and bring them over here, and come with a bottle of Jack Daniel before i spill your guts all over the floor angry
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:19pm On Mar 23, 2011
boobfan:

Walks in nodding*** this is creative!Sitting down,  Wants to place an order but discovers that most of d ladies have small bossoms, calling firearm, Please get me a plate of fufu and afang soup with fried monkey meat and please get a chestly endowed lady to serve it.Any provision for taking any lady away for home service?I am boobfan, i luv big papayas!

Please have you meal bro
I am giving u goat meat.  Monkey meat is not currently in stock.

Price: 650 USD, inclusive of 10% discout

Sorry, all my assistants are  very well paid and lovely ladies
We have a code of conduct ans core values
We dont mingle with customers

You can check the kitchen on the next street (NL kitchen)
they might have some hungry girls that need some extra cash

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by MissyB3(f): 4:21pm On Mar 23, 2011
desthan:

**strolls in sweating profusely. . wandering reluctantly in the room. . opens a pack of gum and chewing irritably**

**suddenly brings out a shot gun and yells

EVERYBODY GO DOWN, ANYBODY MOVES AND I'LL BLAST THE PERSON OUT OF EXISTENCE

I SAY DON'T MOVE angry

TAKE OFF ALL YOUR WATCHES, JEWELERIES, HANDSET, SHOES AND THROWN THEM OVER TO ME NOW angry
Rotfl!!! Armed robbers frequent this joint?  tongue The clients aren't safe.
Missy B's kitchen is the right place to be.  Your safety is guaranteed.  . . .Tell all.cool
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:21pm On Mar 23, 2011
desthan:

Hey you, waiter, get your a.s.s over here angry

Round up everything and bring them over here, and come with a bottle of Jack Daniel before i spill your guts all over the floor angry

[size=14pt]GERROUT BEFORE YOU ARE MURDERED[/size]

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by rhamzus(m): 4:26pm On Mar 23, 2011
this taste good,
do u mind home delivery and here is my card,
jst won urself a contract.
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:27pm On Mar 23, 2011
Ultrame:

Hi Firearm. Great job you're doing in the kitchen. don't mind 190, he's just looking for employment in your fine establishment but he's too proud to come straight.

Meanwhile, I'll like a plate of Amala, Gbegiri and Ewedu soup With Abodi and inu eran.

A calabash of Palmwine to wash it down will also be highly appreciated.

Please have you Amala meal.
Can't interprete Abodi and Inu eran

Maybe you can help bro wink wink wink

Price:  670 USD inclusive of 10% discount

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Phate07(m): 4:37pm On Mar 23, 2011


I need barbecued vulture. And roasted beans! sad
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 4:42pm On Mar 23, 2011
Firearm:


Please have you Amala meal.
Can't interprete Abodi and Inu eran

Maybe you can help bro wink wink wink

Price: 670 USD inclusive of 10% discount

intenstines and the others undecided undecided undecided
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:44pm On Mar 23, 2011
Missy ★ B:

What?  shocked shocked From monoply to direct competition in the blink of an eye?  angry
This section nor go contain us atol atol, should I see any of my clients here. **adjusts wrapper**  tongue

In fact, watch me step out with new strategies. By the time I'm done, you go know seh the money and time channelled into the  study of business economics nor waste.  angry


To all . . . .
You are all invited to the official NL kitchen where staffs are on their feet 24/7 ready to serve delicious meals. Additionally, the NL kitchen is offering you the opportunity   to eat and drink anything and as much as you desire Free of Charge for 4 weeks.  cool
We'd also like to inform you that, there have been some improvements in the enviroment to make it more comfortable for our respectable clients.  kiss grin
The NL official kitchen is the only place you can get the best . . . Come one, come all.  cheesy

Meanwhile . . . .Rice and spinach stew, please.  embarassed

Despite we are competitors in eatery market, you are and will always remain special to me

This meal is for you and you alone. Will never be served here in the kitchen except to you
kiss kiss kiss kiss

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:44pm On Mar 23, 2011
@firearm

you wanna be a tough guy, uhh. . . angry

i'll show you what i do to tough guys angry, **reaches out for some rounds. . . pause for a second** embarassed

shocked**on seeing the almighty bazooka, gathers all the loots and slunk away to plan a more elaborate revenge later** shocked
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by rhamzus(m): 4:45pm On Mar 23, 2011
@phate07  Seems to me that you r no different from the vulture itself
jst get him akara (baked bean) and akamu (parp)
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by iyatrustee(f): 4:47pm On Mar 23, 2011
@ desthan, how much would it cost if i am to order that thing in your profile picture tongue tongue tongue
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:50pm On Mar 23, 2011
omo9ja1:

can I quickly have some take away

moimoi elemi meje please I dont want to miss my bus thanks

Hope I am getting you right.
My Yoruba is not good

Have some moi-moi and some fruit juice

Price:  200 USD

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:53pm On Mar 23, 2011
@iyatrustee

Not a thing. . . .

just dial my number. . . . +234 84 799488 cool
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 4:57pm On Mar 23, 2011
Deep Soul:


I want you. . .

What's my bill??

hehehe;

You are worth it swerry. I know
kiss kiss kiss
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by BiggySmalz(m): 4:58pm On Mar 23, 2011
dawadawa soup pls with Okpa ntucha and a glass of dilluted honey pls

and a roasted crocker for take away.
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:01pm On Mar 23, 2011
luckybest:

@firearms. i need a fried corn and a chill bottle water, with a takeaway of jollofrice with a fried chickens and burger

Have your order bro

Price: 180USD

Thanks for the patronage

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:08pm On Mar 23, 2011
rhamzus:

To start peachy ice cream with vodka
then pounded yam and egusi with stock fish



Sorry about the delay

Price: 800 USD only

Thanks for the patronage bro

Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:10pm On Mar 23, 2011
BiggySmalz:

dawadawa soup pls with Okpa ntucha and a glass of dilluted honey pls

and a roasted crocker for take away.

Sorry bro

Not available at the moment.
Can you please order for something else
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Phate07(m): 5:14pm On Mar 23, 2011
Phate07:



I need barbecued vulture. And roasted beans! sad





I have been here for 2 hours! angry angry
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by ifyalways(f): 5:14pm On Mar 23, 2011
Is this Buka or Restaurant?
Me na only mama-put and buka I dey chop undecided
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:15pm On Mar 23, 2011
Phate07:



I have here for 2 hours! angry angry





Sorry bro. We dont serve vulture here
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by Nobody: 5:17pm On Mar 23, 2011
ifyalways:

Is this Buka or Restaurant?
Me na only mama-put and buka I dey chop undecided

Ma'am

I can prepare what you want. Once we have it in stock
Howdy?
Re: Firearm's Kitchen by rhamzus(m): 5:18pm On Mar 23, 2011
ur order girls culd get stressed wth yur speedy delivery
hp dey do nt pack up like this

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