Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,148,630 members, 7,801,822 topics. Date: Friday, 19 April 2024 at 12:36 AM

Few Jokes About Corona Virus That Can Make You Confused - Health - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Health / Few Jokes About Corona Virus That Can Make You Confused (252 Views)

See What A Biological Researcher Said About Corona-virus / Lagos State Government Reacts To Fake News About Corona Virus / Corona Virus: Is It Safe To Order Stuff From AliExpress? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply)

Few Jokes About Corona Virus That Can Make You Confused by MadamExcellency: 7:21pm On Dec 01, 2020
Do you want to laugh? Read below Corona Jokes.

We need to shut down the whole city from 8 pm to morning because of Coronavirus. (Why? How do you know when Coronavirus attacking humans and when it’s sleeping? The biggest joke of the year, lockdown limits.)

We need a Corona Vaccine to save humans and end lockdowns. (Why? 99.59% of people recovered from corona without any vaccine. We are losing over 600000 people every year worldwide from Cancer, who stopped living a normal life? The second biggest joke of the year, Coronavirus Vaccine)

Masks are very important to stop spreading of this virus from one human to others. (Why? Look at Nigeria, Sweden and Pakistan where millions of people live a normal life without any mask or lockdown. Why corona is not spreading there and strict use of masks in the USA, Britain, France etc spreading it fast?

Third joke of the year, stupid masks)

Scientists are confused and confounded that they are divided and bewildered.
Re: Few Jokes About Corona Virus That Can Make You Confused by MadamExcellency: 10:35am On Jan 26, 2021
In less than 12, hours into fracas between ESN and Soldiers, there are tens and now running into hundred onf new threads on the topic but on a negative desire for Soldiers to fight and kilI Igbo civilians instead of the organisation Federal Government declared terrorist organisation.

Is Nigeria forces fighting Northerners instead of BokoHaram and Bandits?

These ill intent threads should be deleted. Nairaland should not be used as a tool for gencide

Cc: Seun
Lalasticlala

(1) (Reply)

Photos: How Can Someone Over This Embarrassing Health Condition? / Will The Covid 19 Vaccine Be Effective On The New Strain Of The Virus / Tale Of Tears: How Cocoa House Elevator Malfunctioned, Killed 1 Person

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 8
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.