If there was a country for simps, I will surely be the president based on years of experience..
Remember the years of extracool, I was in unilorin while my assumed girlfriend was in imsu.. She called me one day that she was having severe headache..
I said sorry from 12:40am till 4am...
It got to a time that she gave me time table for calling..
Monday, Thursday and Sunday..
Later it was just Monday and Saturday
Later, just Wednesday alone.. Las Las, I no even see her pant...

I remember asumpta, my igbo girlfriend.. I will escort her from araromi akure to St Louis grammar school thereby going late to my own school.. Na everyday I dey chop Cain for love and Las Las, I no see even her pant line...

Seun is another person.. They toasted this one for me.. And when I was to confront her and tell her my mind despite the hard heart my friends gave me, when I got to her, I asked her for the direction of where they sell minerals even though it was just behind me.. It was after 4yrs I got the opportunity to kiss seun.. After spending all the money I make every month as a primary school teacher on her... Na only kiss sha after 4yrs...

Sumbo was another pretty girl in my secondary school days.. I gave 3 diff guys 3 discman (if you know what that is) to help me talk to Sumbo.. I spent alot of money trying to woo her.. Las Las, it ended in premium tears for me...
Me wey simp enter marriage sotey my eyes see pepper..

The stories plenty sha and one of the major reason is, I CAN'T WOO A LADY BY MYSELF THEN..
LEAST I forget kemi, the girl that took my virginity.. Shai, my simping for kemi was on another level.. This one use me catch better cruise sotey cruise self get another meaning...

So what was the height of your Simping?
If I mention the height of mine, nairalanders go give me name so make I just keep quiet....if people says theirs and I see another simp better than me, I will let the cat out of the bag...

Cc farano
Cc rocktation
Cc Lalasticlala

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody at all:

Zzor, Virginprincess,shortyy,fati2001: You are a Real man,don't mind all those redpillers who will come here and discourage you from Treating women Like Queens

People like you deserve to be stone to death ...simp not even afraid to talk about their simping escapades...

Well you mumu sha

icebird25:
People like you deserve to be stone to death ...simp not even afraid to tell about their simping escapades

if everyone was a hardguy or repiller, this world won't be a better place, he no go sweet jaree so leave we simps united to our faith o

Ghen Ghen, War Start.

tales by moonlight

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Well you mumu sha

thank you sir

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Well you mumu sha

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Well you mumu sha

odinson1:
Nobody:

Absolutely nobody at all:

Zzor, Virginprincess,shortyy,fati2001: You are a Real man,don't mind all those redpillers who will come here and discourage you from Treating women Like Queens

yes, very correct.... we real men don't Bow down in any aspect of life. ..


and we go continue treating em like goddess

Anywhere the devil can't go
He send women

I can't stop laughing ooo. Your own simp dey learn work but don't ask me to you mine. Thank God say I don wise since.

Simping is fun when you understand that it takes you nowhere.

Immediately a relationship isn't defined. Somebody is already simping. How do you know you are simping and not showing affection without having an understanding of how women think.

True, treat them with love but, keep your head and feeling in order.
One thing, express yourself to the person. So you know if you're to or are not getting involved; no jokes, no play play - just voice it. It should put the person (girl) in a decision seat.

I love ladies
But I can't trust you

Ghen Ghen, War Start.

Perfectsouth:
if everyone was a hardguy or repiller, this world won't be a better place, he no go sweet jaree so leave we simps united to our faith o

I admire your ability to own up to your past mistakes. Many redpillers of today were once simps of yesterday.
Your sins are forgiven go and sin no more