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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by bluefilm: 6:05pm On Dec 11, 2020
Why do think my girlfriend is also a programmer?

Both of us have a special attachment to our computers.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Abbasumaru(m): 6:05pm On Dec 11, 2020
oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.


My computer come first, if she like, let her go ooo
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by AlexBells(m): 6:06pm On Dec 11, 2020
I will choose my girlfriend over my laptop, one, I got a back up of most of my valuable work, if anything goes wrong I will be able to get through with a brand new laptop and a little time of restoring my data, everything will be back to normal but if you loose a good woman, even your laptop will not be able to save you from a terrible unproductive time, best thing for a programmer don't have a girlfriend at all, if you must have, let her be your everything, if watch at the best programmers so far, they are usually nerds, socially awkward and always have a secret admirer one girl that sees the genius in them early enough, you talk about Bill gate, Mackzuckerbag, etc, all of you commenting here maybe geeks but not nerdy programmers, geeks too dey show themselves, nerds will hardly ever have a friend and that one woman a nerd loves, if he is lucky enough and the woman falls back for him, that nerd is never letting go, cause not all woman will leave the boy in the band, football or singer to settle for an awkward looking nerd with an oversize eye glass and wears only one pair of Cardigan or T Shirt, a nerd can do everything with tech but a nerd's woman is always the only thing that can get him off that screen because it feels good looking into her flawless eyes with no bugs, it is also applicable to the opposite sex nerds

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Biglittlelois(f): 6:06pm On Dec 11, 2020
seunny4lif:
I get a cook, cleaner etc
even my wife can't come btw me and my work station


Point is, you don't compare a human with a computer.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by seanwilliam(m): 6:07pm On Dec 11, 2020
I believe op is just catching fun sha.. cos no sensible person go drop source of income for human being with open wound

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by walexy1(m): 6:07pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

Well in an array, index 0 is my laptop, every other things occupy index 1 to index array[length -1].

If you know you know!

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Gift96(m): 6:08pm On Dec 11, 2020
Why would an object be chosen over a person? Get your priorities right

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 6:08pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided

cook = laptop can teach me
clean = laptop can teach me
give emotional support = laptop can tell me stories
feelings = laptop can show me pictures of kittens
sexual = PORN

I REST MY CASE

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Akuruoulo(m): 6:08pm On Dec 11, 2020
dalass:
angry
SWEELIE , PLEASE DNT FROWN. U GIRLS WILL GAT A CHANCE TO CHOOSE VERY SOON BT ITS OURS AT THE MOMENT
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Debra911(f): 6:08pm On Dec 11, 2020
chinchonglee:
Re u kidding me
Who will choose his girlfriend over his source of income
I'll even choose 50k over her
Ose baddest
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Fash20: 6:08pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided

Yes... My computer can
Loooool... You're late to the partyyyy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by EndRape2(f): 6:09pm On Dec 11, 2020
You are a big F****l, for comparing a woman to your computer, very anyhow sombody. Must you post, u compare a thing to a thing, how dare you compare a human to a computer, no matter how useless a person is, their family will pick them over anything, even over a car.

Untrained street boy.


quote author=oyolohi post=96967926]Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.

[/quote]

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Cmanforall: 6:09pm On Dec 11, 2020
Not only programmers...

But other professionals making money with their PC smiley

Imagine being able to use a 150k laptop to make 2m

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by od501: 6:10pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided

Clean, cook, e.t.c....haba...I thought Nigerian ladies have stopped doing that long time ago, claiming they are not house maids? Or are u a repentant Nigerian feminist? Iyam shocked

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by lkillbrokehoes: 6:11pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:



The correlation?

We are talking of a computer here.
A programmer can develop and program a robot to do all what you mentioned, in 3 decades to come, men will fall in love with their computers to the extent that women will get very less attention from men, women will be heartbroken and resort to bribing men to marry them grin

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Fash20: 6:11pm On Dec 11, 2020
EndRape2:
You are a big F****l, for comparing a woman to your computer, very anyhow sombody. Must you post, u compare a thing to a thing, how dare you compare a human to a computer, no matter how useless a person is, their family will pick them over anything, even over a car.

Untrained street boy.


quote author=oyolohi post=96967926]Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.

Calm down now...
Its just a joke now

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by DoubleEngine007: 6:12pm On Dec 11, 2020
TechCapon:
Even though I'm not yet a programmer, my laptop is too valuable for me to joke with anybody. Who girlfriend epp? grin
hep me ask them my brother. grin. Lappy over girlfriend a million times ..

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Churchill6767: 6:12pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:



The correlation?

We are talking of a computer here.

Is a robot not a computer?
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Ejiod(m): 6:12pm On Dec 11, 2020
Such a lame question

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Damisam93(m): 6:13pm On Dec 11, 2020
chinchonglee:
Re u kidding me
Who will choose his girlfriend over his source of income
I'll even choose 50k over her

You are too much...your counting only programmers fit understand
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by WoundedLamb: 6:14pm On Dec 11, 2020
Comparing your girlfriend with your computer is like comparing two classes that do not have a common super/base class, abstract or interface. It simply does not make any sense. You should know this as a critical thinker a programmer is expected to be. Stop asking dumb questions, it does not reflect well on programmers.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by lkillbrokehoes: 6:15pm On Dec 11, 2020
musicproducer:


cook = laptop can teach me
ckean = laptop can teach me
give emotional support = laptop can tell me stories
feelings = laptop can show me pictures of kittens
sexual = PORN

I REST MY CASE
I bet she doesn't know what's up
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by simhosting: 6:18pm On Dec 11, 2020
My pc is my first girlfriend.
Others are side chicks
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Mallamsaka(m): 6:19pm On Dec 11, 2020
oyolohi:
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.

Computer
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Ayemileto(m): 6:19pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:



So why compare a computer with a human when you still need a human being to do all those things for you

The point is, you don't need a girlfriend to get all those things you mentioned!!!

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Pimine: 6:21pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
Aswearugaaad

Lolz it's not that serious, we just goofing around.

I think laptop in this case represents the coding profession.
Every serious dev has their important work on some remote servers or repo, and backups too.
I'll smash my laptop for her and get another.

So it's a case of will you pick your coding profession over your girlfriend? 99% of us will echo a resounding yes!

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Elsueno: 6:21pm On Dec 11, 2020
You can't compare a human to a machine, two different stuff

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by niel63(m): 6:21pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

Technically, you mean you'd choose your PC anytime, anyday. Because we count from 0 "Zero".?

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by mcharles: 6:22pm On Dec 11, 2020
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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Kelvin30286063(m): 6:22pm On Dec 11, 2020
Hard choice... I think I'll chose both. My wife is here, don't want trouble grin

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by centurionpapa(m): 6:22pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.
Python programmer?

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