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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Dpundict: 6:23pm On Dec 11, 2020
I am still in school learning it now but it depends is what I will say.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Celebsnews2: 6:25pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided

We can get another girl in a jiffy
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Sheriman(m): 6:27pm On Dec 11, 2020
She is beside me now looking how I was seriously programming writing Kotlin code in Intelli J idea.
Though, she truly understand that when I am done I will play with her.
This Lamda expression and If else statement is giving me headache since morning..
Coding no easy oooo!!!
Thumps up to all Andriod Developers and Websites developers

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by poweredcom(m): 6:27pm On Dec 11, 2020
Girlfriend de one side but programing work that gives d money ...to use to sustain life is number one
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by nograv: 6:28pm On Dec 11, 2020
Of course my computer, it wont lie to me and makes me money!!! cheesy
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by operationmoses: 6:31pm On Dec 11, 2020
I don't even know which to choose from the two above mentioned are like array and variable
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Gabbriell: 6:33pm On Dec 11, 2020
Mathematically speaking, For a computer programmer;

Computer = enjoyment + problems (errors) + money -----------------(1)

Girlfriend = enjoyment + problems (girl-child drama) - Money ------------(2)



linguistically speaking, For a computer programmer;

Computer is the same thing as a girlfriend;
They can both make you happy
They can both frustrate you
The only difference is that a girlfriend withdraw money from your account while computer deposit money to your account.


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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by emmy512(m): 6:34pm On Dec 11, 2020
My laptop has been sleeping on the same bed with me since 2014.
Girlfriends once in a while so my PC over anybody.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Nobody: 6:35pm On Dec 11, 2020
So many broken children in adult bodies undecided

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Daniel2802(m): 6:42pm On Dec 11, 2020
centurionpapa:

Python programmer?

Nah, Android Developer although I've played with Python.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by AntiWailer: 6:42pm On Dec 11, 2020
Thing generation just don't value relationships.

Especially relationship with my Mac.

If na windows laptop, I will consider getting a Mac in place of a girlfriend.

Since I have a Mac already, I pick my computer

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by ivumar: 6:49pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

Damn nigga....
Best thing I've seen today

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by nedekid: 6:49pm On Dec 11, 2020
Guys sorry to digress, how does one introduce teens to coding?
Is there anywhere around akowonjo area in Lagos you can advice for training?
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by int0x80: 6:51pm On Dec 11, 2020
My computer and my JetBrains Toolbox, anytime, anyday!
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 6:53pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided

They can: Cook or eat out, clean too, get sexual gratification from Vaseline or moisturizing soap, grin grin grin grin have a personal relationship to their computers by coding and debugging.

As for emotional support, they aren't emotionally unstable like you lots of girls grin



You too can depend on your dil.do.. so why e come still d pain you? grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 6:56pm On Dec 11, 2020
Classworked:
grin Speechless... Speechless
grin grin That's how you make me feel
grin grin grin grin When I'm with you
grin grin grin grin I'm lost for words
grin grin grin grin grin And nothing is for real.
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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Quinex2(f): 7:00pm On Dec 11, 2020
seunny4lif:
grin grin grin grin grin
for people who don't understand
He means GF position is zero
Lol. Yea, talking about indexing. Anyways, I'm still an upcoming programmer but I'll choose my babe over my lappy. We're talking of a human being here angry
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by FanOfMyself: 7:05pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.
0 indexed cool
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by uthlaw(m): 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2020
Biglittlelois:
You are equating a human being with a system?

Hope the computer can cook, clean, give emotional support, feelings, sexual gratifications too

Rubbish undecided
when the computer gives you Money....girls will beg you to do all does chores...
which one is emotional support?
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by ugwum007(m): 7:07pm On Dec 11, 2020
I will always chose my lovely girlfriend. With her beside me, bugs are easily fixed except when she starts discussing things that turn my brain upside down.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Joshmanuel10(m): 7:08pm On Dec 11, 2020
Akuruoulo:
SISTER, I AM SERIOUS. 2 TIMES I TRIED THIS BOY / GIRL OF A THING I GAT SPEECHLESS. I GAVE UP SINCE THEN , AND I TOT ITS BECUS OF MY SHY NATURE. BT NOW I UNDASTAND IS WAS BECUS I HAVE NO MONEY.
No money no honey grin
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 7:13pm On Dec 11, 2020
musicproducer:


cook = laptop can teach me
clean = laptop can teach me
give emotional support = laptop can tell me stories
feelings = laptop can show me pictures of kittens
sexual = PORN

I REST MY CASE

Biglittlelois come and see again oh! grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Joshmanuel10(m): 7:16pm On Dec 11, 2020
A man got married to a sex doll
A woman got married to a tree
Bobrisky took over d female gender
What's not possible
We all know all women want financially stable men
So men has to get money
Therefore anything before GF... Not wife tho
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by OMONGBALI: 7:16pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

Starting from 0.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by olujastro: 7:16pm On Dec 11, 2020
I will choose girlfriend anytime.
I store all my programming projects online as a backup.
I just changed laptop last month and all I had to do was download all my software applications again, and continued working like nothing changed.

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Kriss216: 7:17pm On Dec 11, 2020
I’ll choose a satchet of SK over a Nigerian girlfriend, sorry no sorry.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by Orlu15(m): 7:18pm On Dec 11, 2020
Girl friend?... No thanks Programming all the way.
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 7:18pm On Dec 11, 2020
EndRape2:
You are a big F****l, for comparing a woman to your computer, very anyhow sombody. Must you post, u compare a thing to a thing, how dare you compare a human to a computer, no matter how useless a person is, their family will pick them over anything, even over a car.

Untrained street boy.

Only if you knew the value of oyolohi 's npm modules, configs and shell history... grin grin grin grin

Scale of Preference no be by force grin

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Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 7:24pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.

There are 10 categories of people, 0 will understand you, the other won't grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by KhingLufem1(m): 7:30pm On Dec 11, 2020
This question just gat me laughing grin grin grin
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by idowu4sky: 7:31pm On Dec 11, 2020
Daniel2802:
My girlfriend occupies the number 1 spot in my heart.

Well you should know how programmers count numbers.
wisdom wan finish u
Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by 99thEnemy(m): 7:33pm On Dec 11, 2020
Sheriman:
She is beside me now looking how I was seriously programming writing Kotlin code in Intelli J idea.
Though, she truly understand that when I am done I will play with her.
This Lamda expression and If else statement is giving me headache since morning..
Coding no easy oooo!!!
Thumps up to all Andriod Developers and Websites developers



You know that joy guys get after smashing a girl that proved really hard to get after she finally submits.

The joy you get after debugging for hours then your code finally compiles is second to none.

It is sweeter than Orgasm grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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