We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now. You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing you. In fact, even anon is suddenly quiet. All of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.

1) Kidney
You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black market. Do with this information what you will.

2) Nigeria
Look, we all know this country is moving one kind. You can put it on Jiji for about 60 million naira. That is more than enough.

3) Your actual hair
Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here. Make the right choice today.

4) Eggs
No, not the kind you fry for breakfast. Donating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollars. How much is the bone straight again?

5) Lagos
In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 million. Maybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.

6) Your mansion in heaven
With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours now. Heaven might be eternal, but so is drip. Also, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.

7) Your partner
Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.

https://www.zikoko.com/her/7-things-you-can-sell-for-a-bone-straight-wig/

Freestainworld:
You no get joy at all

Lol

You no get joy at all

FTC seun

Funny

Noted

In Nigeria.. everything has its prime times. With Time.. dis bone straight hair saga ll vanish and another one ll start trending. ...

I give up for d craving Ladies of bone straight

Funny and nice one @ the same time @ op.

WHAT IS ALL THOSE BONE STRAIGHT HAIR I HAVE BEEN HEARING, SO IT IS NO LONGER BRAZILIAN HAIR NOW NA BONE STRAIGHT HAIR.
VERY SOON NA SKELETON

For the laymen and women wondering what this hair is all about,

From Sisi Yewande @[b][/b],
She sabi fashion no be small.

Bone straight is raw hair from multiple donors, usually of Peruvian or Cambodian origin.
It's not easy to keep very long hair without it getting wavy and curly.
The beauty of Bone straight hair is that it is naturally straight!
That is the exact same reason why many ladies love it, because it is damn straight and long.

Facts.. instead of disturbing innocent boys

Good to see this actually came to the Frontpage from the joke section.

The laughter is needed for some.

Enjoy guys..

Lol, now this is funny

Lol, the first time in years a jokes section topic made it to front page.

post=97325833:
Good to see this actually came to the Frontpage from the joke section.

The laughter is needed for some.

Enjoy guys..

Comment thief

post=97325833:
Good

Bad

8. Your Destiny

Useless priority,my God will Neva leàd me to woman that will wear dat

Lol

Newman20:

Bad

For you always.....

If that is what you pray for as the year goes to an end!

How much is this wig that's trending this way biko?

The only bone straight I know

This post is uneducative.


Thank you.

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For.you

Hey, you don't wanna get trolled. Don't book space.


You even added always on top. I'm not a woman I don't use pad

Ok

very dumb list

Abeg which one be bone straight again?....

Bone straight what?

Lmao

I don't have all the listed above. What are we going to do now