Twenty8:
Whenever I see a girl that catches my attention, and I want to talk to her, I suddenly freeze, I don't know what to say to her, I simply have no idea. I need help from people with experience please, any idea or tricks will do.

Your problem is that you are broke.

When you have money, you don't need to know how or what to talk to girls.

SILENTandSMART2:
Tell her dat you will do anything for her ,

Tell her you will go extra mile for her,


Tell her you're going to make her happy always,


Tell her dat you're going to satisfy her always

Tell her dat you're going to serve her with everything god gave you


Dats what we girls love hearing, trust me she gonna fall instantly

Please don't do this. Please.

It is a trap. Please don't do it.

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vickydevoka:

No gal friends no problem. Never u admire guys with galfriend , most are dieing silently

my God
I thought I'm d only one dat knows this



You Are a genius and bliv me we are few.

Jaelxchloe:
Just be yourself, don't try too hard

to avoid attracting wat could kill him

Just get rich, they will call you them self's.

Just tell he girl that Buhari is the worst nightmare Nigerians are facing...Shikena

Pharaoh4rin:
When u see a lady, don't be too serious.
Just say hello, and make ur face look sour and tell that, Opps! it's like u sat down on a dusty surface, look at dust all over ur behind. Sorry it's not that I stared at ur butt, but d dust actually, honestly, impeccably, irritably, disgustingly settled at ur butt. Omg! Lament a little!...and make a gesture like...this country should be made dust free for ur sake.tell her wait so u can call ur senator to come and wipe it for her.... aasuweh she'll ease up then continue from there.

(This is a high school standard)

if ur pocket is empty,forget it

Just ask her if she needs 2k
.... " Do you need 2k urgently?"
It's just a 4 sentence that works, try it.

lols. smile at her, introduce yourself and be a gentleman.

Sonnobax15:
E get where packaging go carry you reach my guy...
but you see that thing called money my guy,it can move mountains when it comes to a woman's world..

the op is a learner

What is conversation compel to money...... imagine giving her 5k anytime u ppl meet, like Everytime

She will do all ur bidin, including d talking

Derrylatei:
Just smile and be courageous to make the first move, after that things will fall into places.

cheat some people dont know

Let me share today experience with bisola to you

So a friend said he wanted to get a short at a boutique close by and said I should excort him.As we got there I saw this beautiful bursty thing looking all nice n sexy.So I smiled and say "hey wassup, we'll like to get her n the short" abielt jokingly though,she smile but didn't reply.Her sister abi madam rushed out to attend to us prompting the girl to leave us but I jokingly insisted that she be the one to attend to us o,if not we no buy.She was busy smiling.

While my guy was talking to the owner of the shop me I subtle asked her her name,she said bisola.i smiled and said I'd like to see her again n maybe get her number b4 I leave.She said No ooo.i laughed n said "bisola ma sheby na". I'm not good with Yoruba but I remember that one,Omo babe begin spark with Yoruba o but smiling thou,but me I insisted,she left me n entered another shop,I followed her,I quickly apologized to one iya,I presume to be the owner of the shop saying"ma beenu ma" while laughing o,then I faced her,she said she doesn't have a phone meanwhile I can see one on her,she said it's her sisters own,I refused to accept that n pressed more softly,while still smiling,she said what for, I said I'll tell her when i call but I'd like to see her again anyways, that I'll even check up on her tomorrow sef"shey you'll be here I asked,she said Yes.

Long story short sha,she later collected my phone put her digit before I left.But I have this feeling that it's not hers even though I asked and she said truthfully it hers.Me I bone carry number waka.after we bought the short.But don't think I'll be calling her sha cos I didn't really find her that attractive and she looks like all this"SHUKURA DEM".

I like to just play around like that sometimes n see the happiness some of this girls get when approached by someone n them start their unnecessary shakara.its easier doing this to someone you don't fancy so you'll not feel bad if you're rejected or your request is declined.You build your confidence that way ciao

EdricBond:
Stare at her till she force herself to speak to you, guy na to make money dey hungry me, no be girl's matter! I don leave girls for now! Make I think about my life!!!
_{Please: whatever you do in this life, just don't quote me here. Na beg I dey beg!!!}

Go think jor. Pikin wey nor dey think about hin life nor be pikin.

Sixfeetbelle:
There's actually nothing to say when you want to talk to Nigerian girls. Ask Nairaland men to explain further what I said

you are making it seem like its so easy

papermill:
Then start singing immediately when you are with a girl.

No b all go like m ooo

I don laugh tire

You see Money hmmmm money

Just call her. After greetings then, then talk this way " i knw u will be very suprised as i call u here, been the first day we met. Plz dnt get it that weird. I have a very important message for you from someone special (it would grab ha attention oo). Foremost, you looks so decent and innocent. But i may like u to be my friend bcuz i know u wll help me live a happiest life. Hmmm guy na how e take start ooo and try to have ha contact or address. And dont tell ha that u luv ha for the firsttime

dat year na so my guy give me format ,upon on my practicing on what to say i still flop..u need balls not format

LikeAking:


Secret

Just relay on ur first impule.

When ever u see a girl do the first thing that comes into ur mind without hesitation.

One mind.

No think anything again.

Are u a cancer man?

I be cancer , is it common with guys like us?

Guy, Don't be a Jonah....Just Locate the nearest Seminary School around you to answer your Calling.

Openyamind111:



Work harder to be successful bro.. Successful naturally attract ladies..

Success attract everybdy including enemies

SILENTandSMART2:
Tell her dat you will do anything for her ,

Tell her you will go extra mile for her,


Tell her you're going to make her happy always,


Tell her dat you're going to satisfy her always

Tell her dat you're going to serve her with everything god gave you


Dats what we girls love hearing, trust me she gonna fall instantly

���So if I say this the very first time we meet, you'll fall for me?

my brother tell her dat u we buy her Benz, come and tank me later, check my signature for my comedy skits thanks,

Ugaboy:
I talk about their hairstyle... ladies loves this


So this is my tool

dem go soon bill you bone straight

ALEX182:


Your problem is that you are broke.

When you have money, you don't need to know how or what to talk to girls.

u don't need to say nothing

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Just say hello young lady! How are you doing? (And if she didn't respond) say, I hope you're fine? If so, glory be to God in the highest! My name is Uchendu Silas. I sell spare parts at Ariaria market, just came to Lagos to offload my containers and . . . . . Just keep talking, even if na para you dey yarn! But make sure you end your conversation with: Here's my phone number (you must always have a pen and pieces of papers in your pockets 247). Then tell her to call her's by saying: "oya say yours: zero 8 zero, ehen. . . . Make sure you insist!


And if e no con work (because no be all girls e go work for), don't give up! Try again later! One day you go catch one sure candidate!

Look straight into her eyes and tell her the truth

Tell her you ain't gats much to say that you would need her control simple.

Mokason288:
Can you speak English?

If yes

Relax

so if I can't speak na I no go see babe

Ucee1999:


Or the lyrics in tekno's "agege".

Am a fisherman, are you a fish?

my jam. I can groove 2 it all day. Agogo!

Twenty8:
Whenever I see a girl that catches my attention, and I want to talk to her, I suddenly freeze, I don't know what to say to her, I simply have no idea. I need help from people with experience please, any idea or tricks will do.

How old are u?

SILENTandSMART2:
Tell her dat you will do anything for her ,

Tell her you will go extra mile for her,


Tell her you're going to make her happy always,


Tell her dat you're going to satisfy her always

Tell her dat you're going to serve her with everything god gave you


Dats what we girls love hearing, trust me she gonna fall instantly

Lol on top say he wan shift paaeent?


All these lies?