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Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 8:10pm On Mar 29, 2011
2buff:


Don't get it twisted. The [b]like [/b]I have for you is equivalent to the like I have for taking a hot sh1t on a cold morning. Squeezing you out makes me feel good   wink cheesy
And your very existence in NL is to pump your ego. Insulting the beauty of other girls prettier than you and Hoping to snare some poor Nler who doesn't know anything about celebrities to think that the things you post on your profile are you.
Deny this at your own peril tongue
Grotesque fowl  grin


Pweety4me:

2shitzz your very predictable cool

Ah good. I'm happy you agreed to my post. You denied nothing, as it should be.
Now be a good sh1tstain and go down with the rest of my turds.  cheesy

<flushes toilet>
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Pweety4me(f): 8:14pm On Mar 29, 2011
Inked_Nerd:


He go vex when he see am. Palava don start o!!
He's an irritant & total 'boss man' wannabe!


@2shittzz who eats his own shittzzz. . .rasclartt cheesy grin
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by InkedNerd(f): 8:22pm On Mar 29, 2011
Pweety4me:

He's an irritant & total 'boss man' wannabe!


@2shittzz who eats his own shittzzz. . .rasclartt cheesy grin

Chai. Make I get popcorn. I see go fight today grin
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Pweety4me(f): 8:24pm On Mar 29, 2011
Beef or shitzzz angry
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by MrsChima(f): 8:32pm On Mar 29, 2011
Hmm. I guess some women should have swallowed.
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by ethereal(f): 8:33pm On Mar 29, 2011
(hides under d bed)dnt wanna be hit by straybullets in dis crossfire o!
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Pweety4me(f): 8:35pm On Mar 29, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Hmm. I guess some women should have swallowed.
Abi, me i get you. smiley
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by InkedNerd(f): 8:38pm On Mar 29, 2011
ethereal:

(hides under d bed)dnt wanna be hit by straybullets in dis crossfire o!

::[/b]Inked_Nerd hands ethereal a bulletproof vest and popcorn[b]::

Oya make we watch fight grin
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by MrsChima(f): 8:42pm On Mar 29, 2011
The fight against the men? Please don't make me laugh Inkie!
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 8:46pm On Mar 29, 2011
Pweety4me:

He's an irritant & total 'boss man' wannabe!


@2shittzz who eats his own shittzzz. . .rasclartt cheesy grin

I haven't eaten you so far.  undecided Never will too. [size=5pt]Can't promise inky anything though.[/size]

And you of all people calling me a wannabe? cheesy Guess I have no choice now but to strip you in public again grin grin
Evidence abounds that thus far, to name a few, you've been jealous of this girl https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-633404.96.html#msg8003602, trying to sound prettier than her meanwhile hiding your own disfigured face behind Halle Berry.

You've also been extremely jealous of this girl when I said she had a tight body:
[flash=400,300]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbNT5FQtmAw[/flash]

As can be fully seen here:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=476702.msg7782563#msg7782563, something a truly "pweety" person wouldn't do.

I could go on, but my time is precious. Bottom line is: your own be I gats to fine.  cheesy

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Mrs.Chima:

The fight against the men?  Please don't make me laugh Inkie!
^^^ Chima you're right. We're both 2 [b]men [/b]fighting.  grin
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by MrsChima(f): 8:51pm On Mar 29, 2011
And my dick is bigger than yours and keep an eye on your beetches. cool
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 8:54pm On Mar 29, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

And my manliness is bigger than yours and keep an eye on your beetches. cool

Sure. But I find anything longer than 11 inches unnecessary so I'm happy. cheesy
Good to know you can fit your 12+ inches up Mr Chima comfortably . . . or rather, not good to know. cheesy
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by MrsChima(f): 8:57pm On Mar 29, 2011
You can ask the resident gay of NL. He knows first hand. 

Yeah, you don't want to know what goes down for real.  It is a bit grimy and shitty.   cool
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Pweety4me(f): 8:59pm On Mar 29, 2011
@Ink can u hear this monkey?

Predictable mate, predictable.

Any1 smart enough, would be able to comprehend between a healthy gesture & a 'HATE' message undecided
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:05pm On Mar 29, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

You can ask the resident gay of NL. He knows first hand. 

Yeah, you don't want to know what goes down for real.  It is a bit grimy and shitty.   cool
Lol you're fun  kiss

Pweety4me:

@Ink can u hear this monkey?

Predictable mate, predictable.

Any1 smart enough, would be able to comprehend between a healthy gesture & a 'HATE' message undecided

You really know how to drag it on don't you?
Here's what you said concerning the OP in that thread. If this wasn't 'HATE', then frankly I don't know what is. 
Pweety4me:
Wat's so hot about that? show me a full pic with no make-up then we can see what we r purchasing
And you said other things as well solidifying your hate.

It's obvious. You're a hater of beautiful girls.  cheesy
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Pweety4me(f): 9:08pm On Mar 29, 2011
U r really dim!

pointless talking to you. cheesy
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:10pm On Mar 29, 2011
Pweety4me:

U r really dim!

pointless talking to you. cheesy
HAHAHAHA oh my. So much FAIL!  grin grin
You're too stunned to even respond properly.

You fail everytime pweety. So stop engaging me.  cheesy


As you can see Inky, it's great being a guy wink
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Pweety4me(f): 9:12pm On Mar 29, 2011
I don't know, it's probably like the story of a guy trying to disvirgin a girl, his dyck doesn't seem to GO IN so what does he do? sad

I can't keep trying to 'dis-virgin 'you from your nonsense!!I REST ME CASE cheesy
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:15pm On Mar 29, 2011
Sounds like if you were a man, you'd have a small dyck as it should GO IN.
Not much win in either gender for you is there babe?   cheesy
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Pweety4me(f): 9:17pm On Mar 29, 2011
I dont know about avin a manliness, but i know u ain't packing! cheesy


REAL Men don't go on & on about something, your 'ego' is really saggy u might need to go for some low self-esteem HELP!

By d way ur really boring undecided
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:18pm On Mar 29, 2011
I'm bored and it's been a slow day.
I rather enjoy putting sh1tstains in their place.

But you do make a good point. I recognize a plea for mercy when I hear one. I'll let you go now wink
Don't start crap again.
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Pweety4me(f): 9:19pm On Mar 29, 2011
*Sigh*


Ur depressed
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:21pm On Mar 29, 2011
what type of men are these who spend most of their time fighting women?


times have indeed changed!!!
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Pweety4me(f): 9:22pm On Mar 29, 2011
tpiah!:

what type of men are these who spend most of their time fighting women?


times have indeed changed!!!


Tell me about it, but he is only fighting his saggy 'ego' not me o! grin
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:33pm On Mar 29, 2011
Hey tpiah we're done fighting.

As you can see, I was attacked by them not the other way round.
All I did was thank God for making me a man and not a woman, and your kind followed suit to hound me to the ground with their estrogen-fueled rage.

In response I stood my ground smiley
I know your definition of "men" are those who immediately hand their testicles over to you to stomp on at the slightest confrontation, but we all know what y'all really think of those "men".

Cheers.
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:36pm On Mar 29, 2011
^^your imagination is only equalled by your obtuseness.

you dont know jack about my opinions, so dont project on me.

give your testicles to whoever needs them- i dont remember putting in an offer.

i didnt read the thread from the beginning but going by your recent antics, it doesnt take much to figure out what's going on with you.

an acorn doesnt fall far from the tree.
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Pweety4me(f): 9:39pm On Mar 29, 2011
2shitttzzz wannabe boss man. . .!
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:45pm On Mar 29, 2011
tpiah!:

^^your imagination is only equalled by your obtuseness.

you dont know jack about my opinions, so dont project on me.

give your testicles to whoever needs them- i dont remember putting in an offer.

i didnt read the thread from the beginning but going by your recent antics, it doesnt take much to figure out what's going on with you.

an acorn doesnt fall far from the tree.

Then don't come up into a thread and start talking foolishness when you haven't read the contents of the thread if you don't want to be disrespected.
It's perfectly logical, or has your recent habit of pointlessly picking fights with people began to cloud your judgement? undecided
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:47pm On Mar 29, 2011
2buff:

Then don't come up into a thread and start talking foolishness when you haven't read the contents of the thread if you don't want to be disrespected.
It's perfectly logical, or has your recent habit of pointlessly picking fights with people began to cloud your judgement? undecided

you may not realize how absolutely daft you are.



reread the bolded and tell me if you're not talking about yourself.
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:49pm On Mar 29, 2011
@ 2buff grin grin
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:51pm On Mar 29, 2011
the kind of low class rats you people move with, makes one hope you remain on permanent exile from nigeria till the day you die.
Re: The Ticking Clock Of A Woman by Nobody: 9:56pm On Mar 29, 2011
tpiah!:

you may not realize how absolutely daft you are.

reread the bolded and tell me if you're not talking about yourself.

Is this why you've been hounding me around NL?

2buff's innocent question: What's the reason for the legendary beef between the 2 ladies?

Response from MzDarkSkin (as a logical human being): nothing. Better than the next response.

Response from tpiah (angry at men in general or people in love at the moment. A truly frustrated soul): Insults!


Can someone with a brain please analyse this and tell me if the second response was justified? As the second responder obviously lost her's.
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Now for this one, you came in without even asking what's going on, started spewing out dried chunks of poop from your mouth.
Even after I extended the courtesy you never extended me and [b]explained [/b]what went on in this thread, you figured it would still be perfectly logical to continue spewing forth shyt?

Please park yourself to the left  angry

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