uboma:



Life essentials only in Lagos state, ba.

I see!

When will you relocate from Kogi state where you are presently experiencing the peaceful life to the famous Lagos state where the life's essentials can only be found?

Magnoliaa:
Lol... No, I didn't know that...

englishmart:
I can't cope in Lagos.

NewDelhi:
Those conductors can make you laugh with their insults. I remember years back when a girl menstruated on the danfo seat going to oshodi. The insult she collected that day, I felt like crying on her behalf. She couldn't even talk as she must have felt the ground should just open up and swallow her.

Another was a young girl too. The conductor shouted her bus stop and as usual, a passenger is supposed to answer "o wa" or "o wa o". The girl didn't answer and when they drove past her bus stop, na then she remember say she suppose come down. The conductor angrily shouted at her say she no hear when he dey call bus stop. He then insulted her in Yoruba "o ti ronu oko lo". Meaning why she go hear when she don think about prick go.

MuttleyLaff:
Like you do, I used to post lol, until I found the attached below info and since after then switched to using lmso instead

Magnoliaa:

Leemaooo. LOLLLLL.
Even wtff, sef?
Seriously? ?

izzou:


It is only in Lagos that people think it's smart to jump out of a moving bus.

I once got to Old park in Enugu by 10:45pm, and the whole area was deserted.
I have gotten to Ojota by 12:30am and I still bought Gala and Smoov to eat

Lagos is a very crazy place.

Ofemmanu1:

I really can't wait bro.
Now I'm stuck with my phone typing on NL all cos I'm in a sleepy slow Kogi state.
I'm on night shift at 7pm, workplace is 200m away and will come home next morning, sleep, eat, press phone again...
The money piling with nothing to spend it on, my car is just sitting redundant and the less desirable Ebira, igala and bassa gals full here.
Imagine a staff of the company telling me to dash him my car for 500k since it's just under tarpaulin?!
my car?!! ha....
Why won't I wanna return to my Lagos where my time and money will be worth it?!

Where I will be in a better place/situation instead of boredom and NL?!

ipobarethieves:
It is NOT LAGOS for nothing.Here,u smart,u give madness for madness.Ilu Eko,Ile ogbon.In those days Wen man dey struggle ,don use Ur money chop better Amala come dey look for free ride (Suffer nor good).Nah to enter molue (911), take standing .

Conductor- owo mi da .

Me-- i nor get money .

Conductor -- Shove u/rage.Abi ori o pe ?.

Me--- keep qwayert .

Conductor:--,mo pada bo oo

If u Neva enter molue/danfo for Lagos,u Neva complete as bonafide Lasgidi.It is inside those buses dey sell N50 paracetamol that cure backache,pile, mensuration etc

Ofemmanu1:

If you no visit am, you don miss for life!
Many cliques dey for Lagos, you may have a very bad/good experience, it depends on the area and the friends you visit.

Like me, Im an Agege boy fi life..
I've got a car to ease movements, I've got connections for sight seeing in some of the best industries/companies e. g Guiness pls, peak milk, TVS, Boulos, Elizade, Human, Amigos, etc then we'd have good foods like the best of Amala with goat meats, Calabar kitchens, Igbo kitchens, Ghana cuisines anything at all.
The nightlife eh?!
We go start for Social road @fagba, then to Fela Shrine for the best of Arizona with skushis and finish with oloshos at Club Royal @ Ikeja.
The nextt day na Shoprite Ikeja, to Coldstone, Domino plaza at Sabo, fried seafoods;( lobsters, crabs, fine fishes) at isale Eko, then Clubbing at V. I.

The next day na Oyingbo, Ajegunle, orile, and Apapa cruise.

I've got beta gees at Egbeda, Ejigbo, command and Lasu axis.

Been a proud Igbobian, maryland, shomolu, bariga na home.
Omo no dulling for Lag, here in Kogi we just dey go work and back to indoor like zombie.
same thing Everydayyy.
which kind life be that?!

MuttleyLaff:
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I still use "wtf" justifiably for "where's the faith", lmso
If you can justify what lol means, aside nondescript "laughing out loud" or "Lucifer our lord", then enjoy using it

Ofemmanu1:

If you no visit am, you don miss for life!
Many cliques dey for Lagos, you may have a very bad/good experience, it depends on the area and the friends you visit.

Like me, Im an Agege boy fi life..
I've got a car to ease movements, I've got connections for sight seeing in some of the best industries/companies e. g Guiness pls, peak milk, TVS, Boulos, Elizade, Human, Amigos, etc then we'd have good foods like the best of Amala with goat meats, Calabar kitchens, Igbo kitchens, Ghana cuisines anything at all.
The nightlife eh?!
We go start for Social road @fagba, then to Fela Shrine for the best of Arizona with skushis and finish with oloshos at Club Royal @ Ikeja.
The nextt day na Shoprite Ikeja, to Coldstone, Domino plaza at Sabo, fried seafoods;( lobsters, crabs, fine fishes) at isale Eko, then Clubbing at V. I.

The next day na Oyingbo, Ajegunle, orile, and Apapa cruise.

I've got beta gees at Egbeda, Ejigbo, command and Lasu axis.

Been a proud Igbobian, maryland, shomolu, bariga na home.
Omo no dulling for Lag, here in Kogi we just dey go work and back to indoor like zombie.
same thing Everydayyy.
which kind life be that?!

uboma:


Your life span will be longer while in Kogi state than in Lagos state.

Look around, there is always something to spend the money on. It may not be as it is in Lagos state but you cannot rule out social life in Lokoja. Except for the covid-19 restriction and shiiii.

How dare you describe Ebira ladies as less desirable? Put on your binoculars, you will find desirable ladies over there.

Ain't you happy that your car isn't on the ever busy Lagos roads with the kekes and Okada denting it left right and centre? The rains will be here soon, you should be happy that your car will not go through flooded areas in Lagos state. That extra cost you would have spent on maintenance of your car if you were to be in Lagos, keep saving it. It will come handy someday.

Stewart883:


Pls which areas on the mainland can I get a good house with light and security?

Ofemmanu1:

I agree with you tho.
The life is peaceful here, it's like a hidden Paradise.
I left my comfort zone, friends, family and old life for this.
I ain't getting younger too as i'm plus 1 today.
The car is very good here too buh I'm just missing the boyhood life in Lagos.
Honestly, I don't wanna have any of that old shit, Ive got many other things to focus on.
Clubbing and all those fantasy life of Lagos is no more my priority.
There are better things in life that those shittt.
Ebira gals are beautiful, they don't form, nor stress you much unlike lag babes.
You can friend an Ebira gal with just a smile and a hi, no material things involved. igala are cool too, I have em all here.

I really like it here cos of my savings, I wouldn't have anything to save if I'm in Lag.
buh no doubt, Lagos is a very sweet place to be if you have the money and time.

Thanks for your time bro.

Magnoliaa:
No problem. I'll still use how I like and with what it means to me, lol.

Ofemmanu1:

It depends on your budget bro.
Maryland, onigbongbo, palmgroove, Ikeja, opebi, GRA, etc.

Pavore9:
Semiu! Though there are times I tend to miss the madness of the Lagos conductor and the drama that acts out in those buses but certainly wouldn't want to live there permanently again, born and raised there is enough to last a lifetime!

MuttleyLaff:
Mind is not breast, mine nah bacca. I fit die for woman bacca. I confess, I love woman bacca.

Bacca fit shack me die. I remember when I was courting my missus, she was walking on ahead of me, then suddenly she turned round only to catch me admiring her bacca while I walked following her behind. I felt like the kid caught with his hand still in the cookie jar and cookie crumbs smeared on all over the mouth, lmso

Liposure:
big behind is bae.

MuttleyLaff:


More than fair. Whatever is at your disposal, use. If you have it, flaunt it, use it. All is fair, in love and war. That was a war zone situation she described there and her mission was accomplished. Job done enough to get her home on time and/or schedule

uboma:


Gimme accommodation for 5 years free of charge with a job, I won't accept to live in Lagos.

I have a friend who got transferred to Kano some years ago. He was surprised that he could make it to his office within 10 minutes, left the house at 7:45am but arrived the office before 8:00am.

Even after spending 3 months in Kano state, this guy, at 3:00am is already awake and counting the ceilings. Lagos life had wired him that way.

Six months later, my guy started working his transfer back to Lagos. What is it in Lagos state sef? I can never tell.

Stewart883:


Thank you very much. Money isn't the problem. I just need a nice place with steady light and security. A friend suggested yaba. Please what do you think?

Liposure:
like say na muscle. breast wey i go fling go one side

jacoik:
lolxxxxx hahahaha I don die here lolxxxxx hahahaha. like seriously working his transfer back to Lagos?