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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by tribalistdcriti: 9:13am On Jan 18, 2021
Sense is far from you . Infact Common Sense and You are Parallel lines they will never Meet.

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by IKWUADA(m): 9:14am On Jan 18, 2021
Just put on ur seatbelt
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by SavageBoy: 9:14am On Jan 18, 2021
SavageResponse:


You're a finalist in one of the best universities in the country and you write like this?

No paragraph, grammatical and spelling errors everywhere, starting new sentences with lowercase alphabets... angry

I think you should be more concerned about cleaning up your conjugation and composition skills so you can justify the huge amount of money your parents are spending and better reflect the quality of education you claim to be getting!

Thank you for this,I was about pointing this out.
How can a a finalist who claims to be studying in one of the best university in the country write this shit
@Op it's obvious your parents sold cows to send another cow to school

@SavageResponse were you also part of those students that were inducted in the London school of Savage in 2019grin
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Odoogu(m): 9:14am On Jan 18, 2021
na your dirty mind dey craze you. purge yourself of it asap.
cos magun no get cure oo cheesy

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Nobody: 9:17am On Jan 18, 2021
You are 100% delusional

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by samwash(m): 9:26am On Jan 18, 2021
The day Seun will tell us to be registering on NL with money & start paying for monthly subscription then this nonsense will not be happening again.
Just imagine, at 23 yrs the only thing in your mind is to bed a married woman older than you.

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Dagger111(m): 9:53am On Jan 18, 2021
dimexy247:
Oponu ni e, can't you see that was a typo error.
Werey oloriburuku.



Since ur level of reasoning.
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by GodWrites: 10:03am On Jan 18, 2021
Finalist and you can't even compose a coherent account?

How do you pass your exams, especially on questions that warrants an in-depth explanation?

It's well!
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by AKWATGOLD1(m): 10:05am On Jan 18, 2021
Whykidstarboy:
Hi guys am so happy am now a registered member of this forum after so many years of been a guest here cheers lol..back to my discussion let me start by introducing my self am a finalist of one of the best University in this country about some years ago we move from our base to a new apartment yes I mean our new site.. beautiful and comfortable! There is this particular woman whome we share the same fence with probably she will be in early 40s but am just 23 years.yeah I know this woman likes me and I like her also for being a nice and caring someone but she keep giving some greenlight that I felt it's beyond the ordinary likeness cuz she's fond of calling me my full name and she also call me oko mi(my husband) anytime we see each other with lotta smile.the woman is someone I considered a milf cuz most we see each other I do stare at her fat ass and nice breast lol and also this is also a woman I can bet she's cheating her husband a less educated man but he's okay because he's a trader and he took care of his family even his daughter is also a finalist of my school and he's someone I wouldn't like to offend in anyway cuz he seems like a family friend to us..I would be glad to know if this woman only portary just ordinary likeness or a string attached to this from those who had similar experience and I know already most of u guys would advice me to flee if I should ask about banging her so I wouldn't ask that cuz most time I see myself masturbating with her sexy ass..

You are just building your castle in the air.

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by LuQuLuQu(m): 10:19am On Jan 18, 2021
Whykidstarboy:
Hi guys am so happy am now a registered member of this forum after so many years of been a guest here cheers lol..back to my discussion let me start by introducing my self am a finalist of one of the best University in this country about some years ago we move from our base to a new apartment yes I mean our new site.. beautiful and comfortable! There is this particular woman whome we share the same fence with probably she will be in early 40s but am just 23 years.yeah I know this woman likes me and I like her also for being a nice and caring someone but she keep giving some greenlight that I felt it's beyond the ordinary likeness cuz she's fond of calling me my full name and she also call me oko mi(my husband) anytime we see each other with lotta smile.the woman is someone I considered a milf cuz most we see each other I do stare at her fat ass and nice breast lol and also this is also a woman I can bet she's cheating her husband a less educated man but he's okay because he's a trader and he took care of his family even his daughter is also a finalist of my school and he's someone I wouldn't like to offend in anyway cuz he seems like a family friend to us..I would be glad to know if this woman only portary just ordinary likeness or a string attached to this from those who had similar experience and I know already most of u guys would advice me to flee if I should ask about banging her so I wouldn't ask that cuz most time I see myself masturbating with her sexy ass..

You went to the best university in Nigeria and your English sucks like this?

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Whykidstarboy(m): 10:20am On Jan 18, 2021
arsenal444:
Who open gate for you to enter inside Nairaland? where is that gate man?
I guess your dad werey�

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Whykidstarboy(m): 10:25am On Jan 18, 2021
LuQuLuQu:


You went to the best university in Nigeria and your English sucks like this?
It would have make a lotta sense if you channel all this energy to my message and careless about my composition cuz i stated earlier that I deliberately wrote all this without placing much stress on all you are fighting for..Less I forget I hope you are making billions now with all your vocabulary prowess.
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by adenike21273: 10:43am On Jan 18, 2021
Bros, after all your education in one of the best universities in the country. Chai!!!

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Shokoloko(f): 10:53am On Jan 18, 2021
Whykidstarboy:
Hi guys am so happy am now a registered member of this forum after so many years of been a guest here cheers lol..back to my discussion let me start by introducing my self am a finalist of one of the best University in this country about some years ago we move from our base to a new apartment yes I mean our new site.. beautiful and comfortable! There is this particular woman whome we share the same fence with probably she will be in early 40s but am just 23 years.yeah I know this woman likes me and I like her also for being a nice and caring someone but she keep giving some greenlight that I felt it's beyond the ordinary likeness cuz she's fond of calling me my full name and she also call me oko mi(my husband) anytime we see each other with lotta smile.the woman is someone I considered a milf cuz most we see each other I do stare at her fat ass and nice breast lol and also this is also a woman I can bet she's cheating her husband a less educated man but he's okay because he's a trader and he took care of his family even his daughter is also a finalist of my school and he's someone I wouldn't like to offend in anyway cuz he seems like a family friend to us..I would be glad to know if this woman only portary just ordinary likeness or a string attached to this from those who had similar experience and I know already most of u guys would advice me to flee if I should ask about banging her so I wouldn't ask that cuz most time I see myself masturbating with her sexy ass..

1. Name 10 best universities in Nigeria elaborating on what makes them best?
2. Is your school currently on strike? If yes, when we will they resume? If no, what will you do in the meantime?
3.After school and NYSC are you intending to look for a job or are you planning on going for a masters?
4. What will be your ideal entry-level salary?
5.If you earn this salary, what will you do with your first payment
6.What will you do with subsequent payments.
7.List two or three investments you would engage in and give reasons why you know they are good investments
8.Elaborate on what you would have achieved after 5 years in employment accounting for inflation
9.List five habits that can be a hindrance to your achieving these goals


After answering these, there is no way you will not know what to do with your aunty or any other woman.

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by LuQuLuQu(m): 11:05am On Jan 18, 2021
Whykidstarboy:

It would have make a lotta sense if you channel all this energy to my message and careless about my composition cuz i stated earlier that I deliberately wrote all this without placing much stress on all you are fighting for..Less I forget I hope you are making billions now with all your vocabulary prowess.

Boda... delete this thing you vomited as your first post
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by GreenArrow1(m): 11:11am On Jan 18, 2021
[quote author=Whykidstarboy post=98175581][/quote]

Don't worry. You are just q Hot sex -starved young man. It's a phase, it'll pass.

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Lanmonfishery(m): 11:13am On Jan 18, 2021
Stop being childish....if u wun bleep, go ahead....if u no wun bleep, stay ur lane
No dey disturb us with stupid threads abeg
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by taretoofine(m): 11:19am On Jan 18, 2021
At 23 embarassed
That's just the situation of most youths these days
The world to conquer is far bigger than a 40 year old woman bums
A sad one
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Nobody: 11:53am On Jan 18, 2021
Fiscus105:



If the woman is not married , I would have given you tactics that will be like Express Way to her �

But the dissavantages, far far outweigh the expected pleasure.

what are the tactics for an unmarried person?
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Help2020: 11:58am On Jan 18, 2021
Whykidstarboy:
Hi guys am so happy am now a registered member of this forum after so many years of been a guest here cheers lol..back to my discussion let me start by introducing my self am a finalist of one of the best University in this country about some years ago we move from our base to a new apartment yes I mean our new site.. beautiful and comfortable! There is this particular woman whome we share the same fence with probably she will be in early 40s but am just 23 years.yeah I know this woman likes me and I like her also for being a nice and caring someone but she keep giving some greenlight that I felt it's beyond the ordinary likeness cuz she's fond of calling me my full name and she also call me oko mi(my husband) anytime we see each other with lotta smile.the woman is someone I considered a milf cuz most we see each other I do stare at her fat ass and nice breast lol and also this is also a woman I can bet she's cheating her husband a less educated man but he's okay because he's a trader and he took care of his family even his daughter is also a finalist of my school and he's someone I wouldn't like to offend in anyway cuz he seems like a family friend to us..I would be glad to know if this woman only portary just ordinary likeness or a string attached to this from those who had similar experience and I know already most of u guys would advice me to flee if I should ask about banging her so I wouldn't ask that cuz most time I see myself masturbating with her sexy ass..
am a finalist of one of the best University in this country

The above statement caught my attention..

A finalist in our university wrote the nonsense above.. FG pls bring back our Education, there is problem ahead...

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Help2020: 12:00pm On Jan 18, 2021
LuQuLuQu:


You went to the best university in Nigeria and your English sucks like this?
my brother e shock me oo..

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Liposure: 12:04pm On Jan 18, 2021
My friend flee from all lustful desires. Don't make the mistake of ruining your life with another man's wife (a milf for that matter). It always end in tears

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by samuelpeters(m): 12:31pm On Jan 18, 2021
I couldn't read what the OP wrote up there.

But from what I have gathered from those that had comment so far, I would say this.
OP, flee from any temptation.
You are only 23. Free your mind from those things. You have sexualized her so much that ALL HER ACTIONS NOW LOOK LIKE A GREEN LIGHT to you.

At 23, you should have your principle as a Man and stick with it. That will define you in years to come.

School will soon resume so you will get busy with your studies.
Lest I forget, it takes nothing to write well.

©️2021.
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Ihatebuhariwith(m): 12:43pm On Jan 18, 2021
izuch:



A final year student "in one of the best university in this country" concocted this jibberish? Poor punctuation and syntax made your story almost incoherent. Improve on your written communication oga.
My advice; jettison such a thought from your inner consciousness as there is only one end to it, viz destruction. You'll only end up embarassing yourself and your family, from your write up I'm guessing your still mentally/emotionally a teenager who can't discern between friendliness and an advance, make an approach and what you'll hear is "I'm disappointed in you, I took you as a son". The "hore" is also to blame, calling her kids mate "my husband"
greatest academician of all time, keep correcting people online while ur children failing offline..
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Ihatebuhariwith(m): 12:44pm On Jan 18, 2021
izuch:



A final year student "in one of the best university in this country" concocted this jibberish? Poor punctuation and syntax made your story almost incoherent. Improve on your written communication oga.
My advice; jettison such a thought from your inner consciousness as there is only one end to it, viz destruction. You'll only end up embarassing yourself and your family, from your write up I'm guessing your still mentally/emotionally a teenager who can't discern between friendliness and an advance, make an approach and what you'll hear is "I'm disappointed in you, I took you as a son". The "hore" is also to blame, calling her kids mate "my husband"
greatest academician of all time, keep correcting people online while ur children failing offline.
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Nobody: 1:56pm On Jan 18, 2021
Whykidstarboy:
Hi guys am so happy am now a registered member of this forum after so many years of been a guest here cheers lol..back to my discussion let me start by introducing my self am a finalist of one of the best University in this country about some years ago we move from our base to a new apartment yes I mean our new site.. beautiful and comfortable! There is this particular woman whome we share the same fence with probably she will be in early 40s but am just 23 years.yeah I know this woman likes me and I like her also for being a nice and caring someone but she keep giving some greenlight that I felt it's beyond the ordinary likeness cuz she's fond of calling me my full name and she also call me oko mi(my husband) anytime we see each other with lotta smile.the woman is someone I considered a milf cuz most we see each other I do stare at her fat ass and nice breast lol and also this is also a woman I can bet she's cheating her husband a less educated man but he's okay because he's a trader and he took care of his family even his daughter is also a finalist of my school and he's someone I wouldn't like to offend in anyway cuz he seems like a family friend to us..I would be glad to know if this woman only portary just ordinary likeness or a string attached to this from those who had similar experience and I know already most of u guys would advice me to flee if I should ask about banging her so I wouldn't ask that cuz most time I see myself masturbating with her sexy ass..

Na tire tire kpekus u want chop, when still okay or brand new kpekus they there, assuming na her daughter ehn ehn that's still okay.

More over aren't u a yooba guy, u should know oko mi means more like my son when said to youngers one.

Ur problem is that u watch too much porn, try have sex once to clear that fantasy that does match reality in ur head

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by JuIiusmalema: 2:30pm On Jan 18, 2021
Shokoloko:


1. Name 10 best universities in Nigeria elaborating on what makes them best?
2. Is your school currently on strike? If yes, when we will they resume? If no, what will you do in the meantime?
3.After school and NYSC are you intending to look for a job or are you planning on going for a masters?
4. What will be your ideal entry-level salary?
5.If you earn this salary, what will you do with your first payment
6.What will you do with subsequent payments.
7.List two or three investments you would engage in and give reasons why you know they are good investments
8.Elaborate on what you would have achieved after 5 years in employment accounting for inflation
9.List five habits that can be a hindrance to your achieving these goals


After answering these, there is no way you will not know what to do with your aunty or any other woman.
na wah oh guy you wan kill am?
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Petyr1: 3:13pm On Jan 18, 2021
Skyfornia:


You got registered and the first post that came to your mind is this? I can see your end from your beginning
i guess that guy called Pornlegend is his mentor
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Benwallt(m): 3:18pm On Jan 18, 2021
Your cross on your tiny shoulder
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Nobody: 4:03pm On Jan 18, 2021
In Yoruba culture, if an elderly woman calls a young boy My husband (Oko mi), it means my son in the real sense of it. So, don't be carried away by the phrase.
Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by Nobody: 4:08pm On Jan 18, 2021
The worst reason to create your own downfall is chasing after women. Bro, if you want to fail in life, or you want to destroy yourself, do it for any other reason, but not women.

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Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by izuch(m): 4:55pm On Jan 18, 2021
Ihatebuhariwith:
greatest academician of all time, keep correcting people online while ur children failing offline.

Shut up, if you were raised better you'll know when to speak when you are spoken to and learn not to poke your wide trifling mouth or type sh1t with your your filthy claws where it's not wanted. I made my observation, you can come and take a bite off my a55 if it doesn't go down well with you. My post wasn't directed to you, so slurp your insult like mucus in your nose. Simpleton undecided

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