...so that when I grow up I can be like lalasticlala and justwise and Seun and co.
MY STRENGTHS:
1. I can read.
2. I can write.
3. I can analyse.
4. I have hot temper.
5. I am unbiased and not tribalistic.
6. I do NOT like Nigeria but I am patriotic.
7. I can rinse and repeat these attributes 24/7.

MY WEAKNESSES:
1. I have hot temper and can ban even Seun for 7 life times over.
2. I have hot temper and can wait for justwise after work to tell him my mind.
3. I have hot temper and will plot a coup sooner or later to take over Nairaland.
4. I have hot temper and love me like that.

Application for employment valid while hot temper lasts.

PimpinPips:
...so that when I grow up I can be like lalasticlala and justwise and Seun and co.
MY STRENGTHS:
1. I can read.
2. I can write.
3. I can analyse.
4. I have hot temper.
5. I am unbiased and not tribalistic.
6. I do NOT like Nigeria but I am patriotic.
7. I can rinse and repeat these attributes 24/7.

MY WEAKNESSES:
1. I have hot temper and can ban even Seun for 7 life times over.
2. I have hot temper and can wait for justwise after work to tell him my mind.
3. I have hot temper and will plot a coup sooner or later to take over Nairaland.
4. I have hot temper and love me like that.

Application for employment valid while hot temper lasts.

I been don dey wander how to get job here sef

Oya oo where dem moderators be @
Com giv job to d needy oo

PimpinPips:
...so that when I grow up I can be like lalasticlala and justwise and Seun and co.
MY STRENGTHS:
1. I can read.
2. I can write.
3. I can analyse.
4. I have hot temper.
5. I am unbiased and not tribalistic.
6. I do NOT like Nigeria but I am patriotic.
7. I can rinse and repeat these attributes 24/7.

MY WEAKNESSES:
1. I have hot temper and can ban even Seun for 7 life times over.
2. I have hot temper and can wait for justwise after work to tell him my mind.
3. I have hot temper and will plot a coup sooner or later to take over Nairaland.
4. I have hot temper and love me like that.

Application for employment valid while hot temper lasts.

Your hot temper sir is always an asset in a place like this

Many are mad, few are roaming.

dimexy247:
Many are mad, few are roaming.

Dis uncle must have been an excellent Sunday School student

Mad o

Op am sure your new year resolution is to display more acts of insanity.no sane organisation would employ you.except a tradomedical-psychiatric home.

Aladdin1:
Op am sure your new year resolution is to display more acts of insanity.no sane organisation would employ you.except a tradomedical-psychiatric home.

You say??

PimpinPips:
You say??

I say swallow it!. or?

Aladdin1:
I say swallow it!. or?

Chai network... sorry I can't hear you

People dey o

Mide3367:
People dey o

Aswear no be lie
Just imagine

dimexy247:
Many are mad, few are roaming.

The way crazily mad people are roaming nairaland these days,I am sure the op is yet to complete his dose before breaking out of psychiatric home.
I am wishing the op speedy recovery.

Axis313:

The way crazily mad people are roaming nairaland these days,I am sure the op is yet to complete his dose before breaking out of psychiatric home.
I am wishing the op speedy recovery.

I'm grateful for your well wishes
But you ought to recognize that it's this same brutal brand of honesty that made Maazi Donaldus Trumpuchukwu attractive to the human race
Is it wrong to honestly seek work again?

ChocolateWine:
Mad o

I spent more time wondering wtf and only remembered to laugh after I saw your post

PimpinPips:

I'm grateful for your well wishes
But you ought to recognize that it's this same brutal brand of honesty that made Maazi Donaldus Trumpuchukwu attractive to the human race
Is it wrong to honestly seek work again?

Mad o

You can even ban Buhari, achievement of hot temper.

Freestainworld:
You can even ban Buhari, achievement of hot temper.

Please what is that?

PimpinPips:

Please what is that?

It is something that is dead and buried but still causes confusion from the grave

OP how markety Dem don offer you job soo?

BrainBucksNG:
OP how markety
Dem don offer you job soo?

Oh yea I have booked justwise for an interview on my rooftop.
He/they are yet to RSVP

BrainBucksNG:

It is something that is dead and buried but still causes confusion from the grave

I thought so

BBCapital:

I been don dey wander how to get job here sef

Nairaland hwfa may una giv job to youth naa