[b]Bill Gates [/b]organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Ayodele says to himself “I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, “I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I’d like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says “Wahala dey o!”.

The other candidate answers “O ga oo, na wa o!”

Bill Gates “ You are both hired”.

Don’t you just love Nigerians. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up. So don’t give up, u will lose nothing by trying more!


Have a pleasant week

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This is a very funny and helpful joke!

@abbycrown - u are right, thks.

Kemi tuale, you too much

Nice joke.

this joke been around since methusella, was once a circus joke now turned to bills gates.
nefer mind, still funny sha with the turn around.

Amazing.!

gonna start applyin for managerial jobs then
nice one gal

Fenks u all

^^^^^,
thats the type of woman i like, thank me for my efforts all tha tym

Ode remo, u welcome!

@ kemisuga
u have come again by this one. i am laughing at the thought of it but na true. even inside areas wey be -30 degrees, nigerians fit dey dey sell coffin as merchandise. UP NAIJA.

@ simplymee - Yea Up Naijarians

lol

nice one

Too long, sum1 summarise

too long!
i stopped reading half way.
Would read the remaining next week tuesday.

I'm out of here.

Mtchew

Studio CFR:

too long!
i stopped reading half way.
Would read the remaining next week tuesday.

I'm out of here.

Mtchew

Lmaoo too mean mhan 

lol

9ce joke guys. But check this out.
It is very wonderful that al political party in this country have there symbol.ACN is broom,PDP is umbrela,ACPN is squrel,APGA is faw,NCP is 2 eye.etc. Bt if i am 2 creat my party. I wil use calabash as symbol.

Why Calabash And does CPC has any symbol

For those dat can read dis small piece, asking for summary.

Joke is simply saying Nigerians Never Give Up.
Does dat answer your questions

;d

lol

i wil use calabash just to scared other political party.

the symbol for CPC is a flag with a pen laid diagonally on the flag.

@ usuf.saeed - Are u serious
Wat does the pen signifies pls

Eyin Pple yi eleja eyon ledo. Nice jokes. Am cookin mine

@kemi nice one dear

Thanks Dearie

TWO SYMBOLS FOR MY POLITICAL PARTY
1. JUJU MAN WITH HIM GBOGBO E'(CANE, SICKNESS,MADNESS,WEREKPE',WARAKPA' ,LEPROSY - Available for all OTA'S ; na him go be d motto) Trust say all those wey their parties don make dem vex go de-camp come my party for retribution be dat)

2. CUTLASS(Motto; CUT YOUR COAT ACCORDING TO YOUR SIZE)