Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?"
Teacher: "I don't know."

Student: "It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in. I have another question!"
Teacher: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the fridge?"
Teacher: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in."

Student: "No sir, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."
Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another one. If all the
animals went to the lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"
Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it wud
eat all the animals."

Student: "No sir, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."

Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"
Student: "No sir, 1 last question."
Teacher: "Ok!"
Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."
Student: "No sir, you just swim and cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile � ..."

Teacher: "I have my own question, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."
Student: "No idea sir..."

Teacher: "It's you because you are on two
weeks suspension for giving me headache...... ��
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