Congrats,

So nice to hear .Now ur mind is at peace

Walkee:
there's nothing like a male hole. As long as you can fend for your family you can marry 200 wives and camp them in one compound. That's not even a plausibility for females

And if you're sleeping with them when you aren't married to them, you're what? A decent man?

drlateef:




You mean the “dick test”?

Whatever you prefer; that's why it's in quotes.

emerged01:

From you na

my nikka

GenerationNext:

Mumu no dey finish for your life.

Take perfume

Make sure u buy her the best gifts in town.

Nonexistent:
Somebody praaaaaaaaiiiiiise the Lord. Hallelujah. For the first time in a while, Nigerian wife has passed hoe test.

HAHAHA U TOO NEED TEST OH, TO KNOW IF U ARE STILL YOURSELF

THIS DNA OF A THING REALLY HUMBLED OUR WOMEN. THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT CHEATING THAT MUCH

Congrats bro

etrange:


Whatever you prefer; that's why it's in quotes.

Let your quote be sensible, even when you put them in parentheses. I don’t argue with you. Just assisting you to make more sense. Thank you.

etrange:


And if you're sleeping with them when you aren't married to them, you're what? A decent man?

what's marriage?
A few old men drinking palm wine doesn't legitimise or de-legitimise whatever I decide to do with a consenting adult woman

Congrats!!
How much was it?

Pedrocross4568:
For your sake, I hope your wife was not aware you went and run a DNA test on your kids?

Because if she does, now that it came out she didn't cheats on you. you have just given her enough reason to believe that you don't trust her and now she's free to do anything she wants to do

May God help you my brother for whatever she wishes to do to you for ever doubting her.

Congrats all the same man

So because he didn't trust her, she is now free to do anything abi.
That means she is freaking stupid.

Walkee:
what's marriage?
A few old men drinking palm wine doesn't legitimise or de-legitimise whatever I decide to do with a consenting adult woman

Lol... you African men sound funny when you want to present whatever you do as good. So a married man sleeping with other women is awesome because "what is marriage?" But a married woman sleeping with another man is bad because of "marriage". Sexism makes you sound dumb. The funny thing is that you'll still be the one to criticize the same consenting adult woman fo sleeping with a married man. Oh boy...

drlateef:




Let your quote be sensible, even when you put them in parentheses. I don’t argue with you. Just assisting you to make more sense. Thank you.

How sensible of you not to know it's called quotes not parentheses. Anyway, at this point, I don't assume you know what it means for something to be in quotes. I'll help; it's in quotes because there's nothing like "hoe test for men", so the post literally means "if there was an equivalent of this test for men...".

You're welcome.

Mumu Man, do not be happy yet, must DNA results in Nigeria reads positive, do not be surprise when you repeat it when you are travelling abroad it might be negative,. Everything is fake in Nigeria, before you belive Dna test ,do it twice , if the result whatever s negative before you act ,do it again, if it is positive do it again, all Nigeria, labs are scam, especially on this Dna stuff, what if your wife saw you went for dna, and she went to bride them to make it the result positive.



Now the fact that your children are yours does not mean your wife is a changed person, some women are smart, not to keep another Man's pregnancy, some are not,


The good news about this thing, is that your problem just started, your wife already know your weakpoint that you so not trust her, or she should not rely on you,

Now she will plan her life well,
Just watch your marriage , now, you will be doing extra work to please her,


You think you have peace now, where as your marital problem just started.

dontjuststop:
Hello Nairalanders,

For those who have not been following my previous thread. There is a link for it below.

I thank everyone who encouraged, insulted me, advised me and lend their voices in the previous thread. You are all appreciated and God bless you all.

The last few days have been a total nightmare to me as I lost concentration and became uninterested in everything I normally do daily and lost confidence and half my of my weight.

I took the test because I wanted to be sure she is a changed person, have peace of mind, migrating my family abroad this year of which DNA evidence will be required of which I wont want to disgrace myself publicly. Despite the fact that none of the children bears any resemblance with me which was one of the many reasons I took the test.

After waiting for several days for the results to come in, they finally arrived. It is with gladness and joy in my heart, I announce announce the result of my paternity test. They all came back positive. All the children are mine with a 99.9% probability.

I became so happy that my family thinks I just won a lottery. I am a happy man today. As for my wife, I no longer care what she did in the past but for the fact that they are my children, I will love her forever.

I wont be able to talk further because she must not find out what I just found out she is a Nairalander. Peace-out and God bless you all.


https://www.nairaland.com/6402342/finally-took-children-dna-test

This is a very good news for those of us that followed. God bless you and your family.

etrange:


Lol... you African sound funny when you want to present whatever you do as good. So a married man sleeping with other women is awesome because "what is marriage?" But a married woman sleeping with another man is bad because of "marriage". Sexism makes you sound dumb. The funny thing is that you'll still be the one to criticize the same consenting adult woman fo sleeping with a married man. Oh boy...

a woman living in the house of man who is sleeping with other men have a very high chance of bringing a son of a loser from outside to come and inherit the labour and sweat of her husband that's why female infidelity has always been an abomination since the beginning of time. I as a man don't have the biological /natural capability to bring a child that doesn't belong to you home and deceive you into believing the fool is yours.
Blame nature for giving you a womb not men for being sexist. Sexism is a myth

Nonexistent:
Somebody praaaaaaaaiiiiiise the Lord. Hallelujah. For the first time in a while, Nigerian wife has passed hoe test.

Hey God!....

If your wife is intelligent enough she will know it you who type this based on your familiarity, repetition of phrases. Your children did not resemble you. You are not happy before. Now u suddenly happy. You want to travel out. Your past comments etc

Nonexistent:
Somebody praaaaaaaaiiiiiise the Lord. Hallelujah. For the first time in a while, Nigerian wife has passed hoe test.

Finally, the wait and anxiousness is over.
Congratulations op.

Op How are we celebrating it?

Congrats

but guy sincerely u r unfair to her.why marry someone u dont trust.

Plot twist...the doctor knows your wife....

madukaanaya:
but guy sincerely u r unfair to her.why marry someone u dont trust.

Dusty yarning

Happy for you.

lalasticlaI:

100 - 99.9999995 is not equal to 0.1

It's equal to 0.0000005

A number very close to zero.

He no sabi mathematics

Your wife don go bribe them without ur notice.