MoneyMusthear:
My mother who have not had much to do with lawyers and who believe them to be just hungry folks scavenging for cases from one police station to another doesn't think it's a good shot.

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chatinent:
You must learn to lie for a living or you'll be termed ‘charge and bail’ after upto seven years of wearing suits and ancient wigs in the sun.


You must learn to say white is black and prove the chemistry.


You must learn to say a murder case was actually an accident, that the deceased hit the bullet, not otherwise.


You must have about six lines on your head, from forehead backwards.


You must learn to confuse the judge and be a judge in your own case, even if the law forbids it.


You must call a tort a crime, an a tortfessor a criminal.


You must see an invitation to threat case as an avenue to adjourn a case for five years.


Bribery will be your porridge yam.


You must learn to collide with the judge to shift the case to Maiduguri from Port Harcourt so that the Plantiff or Accused will tire out and the case won.


You must learn to wear one socks for twelve years. Oh, my oh.

You must be a politician's puppet to grow or you will end up a lecturer.


You must be a womanizer.



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chatinent:
You must learn to lie for a living or you'll be termed ‘charge and bail’ after upto seven years of wearing suits and ancient wigs in the sun.

Dtruthspeaker:


Obviously Ex-Lawyer easy now! What type of Lawyer a person wishes to be still, goes to his choice and preference.

And it is Always at his discretion and power to be a Lawyer of God and of Truth (Jeremiah 2:19) or a Liar!

mardis:
You didn't mention whether you have a certificate in lying.