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What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by perkyB(f): 9:37pm On Feb 23
As the topic imposes, what was the craziest thing you ever did to escape an uncomfortable situation, be it fear,danger, or embarrassment

mine;

Back when I was in 100level I went to visit a friend on a weekend inner town but couldnt meet her so I waited in vain, the moment I stepped out the weather became cloudy and rain fell till late in the night not even a single cab(taxi) to board. I couldn't further my journey any longer as the rain intensed so I dashed into a local bushbar, (at around 10pm), purchased a drink to keep me company..unknown to me there were gunmen sitted right beside my table and they got into a heated argument another set of people walked in with, it was so intense that I was scared if there would be a fallout, as the only single lady I was acted fast to avoid had I known, i didnt know if it was courage or stupidity..I stood up and dashed towards the attendant and paid everyones debt( booze, peppersoup, nkwobi),amounting to 9k lol.no be say I be Alakija oh, but naso I take settle an almost fracas between them

immediately the waiter announced I paid for them everywhere was calm l,i guess they were suprised, they started hailing me, shock no gree me hear thier greetings self. I just dashed out, immediately I found a taxi and that was my first and final day in that community.. i spent close to 11k on just drinks and private charter

uptil now if I remember the incident I always laugh at myself..


share yours..

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by perkyB(f): 9:39pm On Feb 23
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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by MejiLoyon: 9:45pm On Feb 23
University days...slept at my guys place. His babe was there also. Night reach baba start to nack. And the idiot girl was just moaning. They were occasionally checking on me to know if I was peeping. I had to lie very still but my big man beneath don gbera!!!. Plus I need to switch position. In order to make them believe I was very asleep I started to snore. Intentional snore. My nose nearly tear. My guy know say I no dey snore so he decode. Based on say we dey argue who strong on bed pass baba enter gear two. Dey fire like mad. As he dey fire I dey snore if say the lady wise she for notice say my snore dey rhyme with the way my guy dey dig in and out.
When dem finish na she say baby let's wait till he goes tomorrow to complete this. If say them continue I for wet my pants. Deji welldone O. If you're reading this I never forget you bro

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by EzegeNdiigbo: 9:47pm On Feb 23
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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by Offpoint1: 9:48pm On Feb 23
Fart when family morning demotion refuses to end...

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by dannyrhymes600(m): 9:53pm On Feb 23
I pretended to be asleep when my girlfriend's friends wanted to know me.
the introvert spirit in me doesn't like introductions

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by dannyrhymes600(m): 9:59pm On Feb 23
another one
when I was in primary 5, the teacher was flogging everyone 6 strokes of cane each, when he got to my turn he saw that my palm was very yellow, he jumped into the conclusion that I had yellow fever, I quickly agreed, he let me go because he doesn't want me to faint on him, I was just there smiling and enjoying how people were screaming


we went to pluck mangoes in officers quarters, we got caught by a young soldier that has no rank ( private ) he asked for our fathers ranks befor the brutal flogging will commence , the rest were busy saying the truth, I told him my dad is a master warrant officer but then my dad was a Lance corporal, the guy quickly let us go. the fear of oga is the beginning of wisdom

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by Stephenmoka4(m): 10:02pm On Feb 23
I will try to remember
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by Spending123(m): 10:04pm On Feb 23
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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by Emecson: 10:21pm On Feb 23
when I was I think 17 yrs there was this girl on my street that I liked and always told my senior bro about though I didn't know their house, he didn't know the girl physically but unknown to me her senior sister was my bro's friend, so one day me and my bro went to their house,he was chatting with the senior sis then boom! my crush came out from one room, I froze, my bro was looking at the girl and the next thing he said loudly was,"is this not the girl you have been dreaming about since", I wan die, I first look my bros with bad eye then form fake call run commot for d compound,but later, stuffs been happen sha

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by perkyB(f): 11:07pm On Feb 23
Emecson:
when I was I think 17 yrs there was this girl on my street that I liked and always told my senior bro about though I didn't know their house, he didn't know the girl physically but unknown to me her senior sister was my bro's friend, so one day me and my bro went to their house,he was chatting with the senior sis then boom! my crush came out from one room, I froze, my bro was looking at the girl and the next thing he said loudly was,"is this not the girl you have been dreaming about since", I wan die, I first look my bros with bad eye then form fake call run commot for d compound,but later, stuffs been happen sha
Lmao..I can only imagine

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by perkyB(f): 11:21pm On Feb 23
kayjay69 likeAking
lemme hear your thoughts
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by paulolee(m): 11:22pm On Feb 23
gat to have sex with my ex even if we broke up bcoz she gave me series of std and sti..
I used c.d even if I wasn't interested, she forced me to bang her if I really need the 30k loan I asked her to sort skul issues..

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by perkyB(f): 11:24pm On Feb 23
paulolee:
gat to have sex with my ex even if we broke up bcoz she gave me series of std and sti..
I used c.d even if I wasn't interested, she forced me to bang her if I really need the 30k loan I asked her to sort skul issues..
omg,sorry..hope your well now
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by LikeAking: 3:44am On Feb 24
perkyB:
kayjay69
likeAking

lemme hear your thoughts

I no fit talk am.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by ubola: 5:48am On Feb 24
I traveled to Calabar visiting a babe I met inside a bus sometimes. She lived in a well furnished one-bedroom flat claiming to be a senator's daughter. I never gave into her antics as I insisted on paying for a space in a hotel, though. This babe refused and begged me to spend the night at her place which I finally yielded. After 2hot rounds of sex we decided to sleep around 1am, I heard a knock on the burglary proof and she asked me to keep calm and quiet. I was naked and decided to peep through the key hole, behold a naval officer dressed in an all-white attire with two orderly with their guns. I almost fainted. The knocks became intensed as if they would pull down the entrance. As a sharp man, I packed my clothings into her basket covered with her wears, went into the toilet and saw an exit man-hole which I struggled to climb due to my weight. As she opened the entrance for them to come in,my adrenaline increased and I made the final successful trial into the ceiling. While in there hiding, I heard sounds of slaps on the girl from the officer on why she kept him waiting that long. The girl begged him and they started fucking for about an hour and thirty minutes. The officer left around 3.30am. I thanked God for sparing my life that day.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by paulolee(m): 7:27am On Feb 24
perkyB:
omg,sorry..hope your well now
sure am good.....gat no option than to give in..
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by perkyB(f): 9:26am On Feb 24
LikeAking:

I no fit talk am.
yet you sent me a pm why?
modified
you be ashawo man o.you don follow all girls on NL finish.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by kayjay69(m): 10:56am On Feb 24
wink
these thoughts I have for, of and about you are best left for a private space.
wink
perkyB:

kayjay69
lemme hear your thoughts
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Get Out An Uncomfortable Situation by Masonkaycares(m): 11:10am On Feb 24
We were uprooting yam at our backyard I decided to go cook some when my big aunty told me to keep it and wait for everyone to finish. Angry+hungry almost killed me. After we finished in the farm and we ate. I picked took 3 yams back to the farm and buried it. I hate nonsense.


I stayed away from school one Monday and dem write test. I go school Tuesday, my teacher asked me why I no come school yesterday. I tell am say thief's rob us on Monday morning beat everybody mercilessly. I showed her marks from the beating on my back and arm she pitied me and gave me 20/20 cheesy but in reality I put my mother Nokia X2 inside a cup with water and refrigerated it cos she no gree make I use am play game. I chop beating tire.



Don't blame me. I'm naturally wicked. cheesy

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