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Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Dtruthspeaker: 11:42am On Mar 05, 2021
LordReed:


Person wey make pot come put am where the pot fit fall break, na him we go blame.

Pot no dey fall from ground, e dey ground already, na for ground e even come from, so e and ground familiar well-well!

Excuse No dey, when d pot break e-self by e-self, for e-self and with e-self!
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by LordReed(m): 11:46am On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


Pot no dey fall from ground, e dey ground already, na for ground e even come from, so e and ground familiar well-well!

Excuse No dey!



He carry pot put on top high shelf con dey tell the pot "no fall o!". Na him fault.

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Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by budaatum: 11:49am On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
Bros, I be Mr Doubting Thomas, I no dey gree anything wey I No see for Nature.

So now I don understand Evidence and how to find d Natural Evidence, na im make me dey talk d kain thing wey you never hear before.

And when person know say dis world people Sabi Lie, Lie, den person must turn Detective to Uncover that which is True!

So, na so I don be now and now from dere I dey talk.
I am impressed, Dtruthspeaker.

But see what came out of you below, lol.

Dtruthspeaker:
From where He is, He is Seeing the earth and long before Twitter, Facebook, Yahoo Messenger came, He had already mourned for the inhabitants of the earth, how they lead themselves to the slaughter.

My Lordreed, do you remember you found you had to continously purge yourself of your prior programming long after you left it? Hear Dtruthspeaker (whom I love and regard and respect), stating beliefs he knows he has no evidence for, lol.

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Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by kingxsamz(m): 11:51am On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


grin i need space make I blow you well-well, make you fly comot! grin

I no want ring, I want stadium with lights, camera and spectators! grin

You need stadium lights untop simple question.
You neva ready.
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Dtruthspeaker: 11:56am On Mar 05, 2021
kingxsamz:


You need stadium lights untop simple question.
You neva ready.

grin yes oh, you know no say I be Performer? grin

Eew! I don't do small stages, that's beneath me (in Mariah Carey's voice) grin grin
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by kingxsamz(m): 11:59am On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


grin yes oh, you know no say I be Performer? grin

Eew! I don't do small stages! grin grin

You neva ready na. Na ordinary question dey choke you. grin If thread dey hungry you to open, you dey free to go there. You fit write everything wey dey Bible inside am.
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Nobody: 12:00pm On Mar 05, 2021
kingxsamz:


You need stadium lights untop simple question.
You neva ready.
He's just another person that believes in another God.
He can't answer your questions,logically.
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by kingxsamz(m): 12:05pm On Mar 05, 2021
HellVictorinho:

He's just another person that believes in another God.
He can't answer your questions,logically.

Lol... He's scared of giving me a straightforward answer. He wants a thread where he can type his religious mumbo jumbo and end up saying "you need the holy spirit to understand".

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Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Dtruthspeaker: 12:13pm On Mar 05, 2021
LordReed:


He carry pot put on top high shelf con dey tell the pot "no fall o!". Na him fault.

Aah! Egbele oh! grin

Objection Change of Post and Fresh Testimony and Unlawful and Fraudulent Alteration of the Records of this Honourable Court, Presentation of False and Fresh Evidence!
grin

See, now you don Lie dey talk say na "Top High Shelf", when everything happen for "ground".

In Law, you have committed so many many offence eg you are Guilty of Testifying, Forgery and Falsification of Records and Perjury (Lying before a Court of Law). etc

Thus, the statements of this advocate unlawful and ought to be Struck Out, and is hereby struck out!
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Dtruthspeaker: 12:19pm On Mar 05, 2021
kingxsamz:


You neva ready na. Na ordinary question dey choke you. grin If thread dey hungry you to open, you dey free to go there. You fit write everything wey dey Bible inside am.

You dey Fear!

Vex open thread make I use you shine, no hide for inside another person thread, make the whole world for know say you ask me dose foolish questions and I use you shine! grin grin
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by kingxsamz(m): 12:23pm On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


You dey Fear!

Vex open thread make I use you shine, no hide for inside another person thread, make the whole world for know say you ask me dose foolish questions and I use you shine! grin grin

You neva shine finish for ordinary question wey require yes or no, na for thread you wan shine. grin
Lmao. Be like say work no plenty for your hand na why you dey find who go open thread for you make you write long essay. grin I no get that time. If you no dey fear, answer my question. grin grin grin
Thread ko.

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Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Dtruthspeaker: 12:28pm On Mar 05, 2021
kingxsamz:


You neva shine finish for ordinary question wey require yes or no, na for thread you wan shine. grin
Lmao. Be like say work no plenty for your hand na why you dey find who go open thread for you make you write long essay. grin I no get that time. If you no dey fear, answer my question. grin grin grin
Thread ko.

grin I.no dey tire for shine, open thread, if you no dey fear! I go give you succinct and brief answers, no epistles, e go short like d answers wey I dey do for here! grin

Open thread make I chop on top your head!
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by truespeak: 1:12pm On Mar 05, 2021
@Dtruthspeaker, Well Done!

You have more than done "just-is" to this wicked thread.

The Most High has Strengthened your right arm against all His enemies!

Blest be His Holy Name!
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by kingxsamz(m): 1:33pm On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


grin I.no dey tire for shine, open thread, if you no dey fear! I go give you succinct and brief answers, no epistles, e go short like d answers wey I dey do for here! grin

Open thread make I chop on top your head!


Rest abeg! Small question dem ask you, you don dey cry say make dem open thread. grin grin grin grin
Be like say na your escape method be this. grin
Omo since you dey fear to answer, nobody get your time to open thread because of you. grin nobody get that time. grin grin chop your L in peace abeg. I no get time to dey reply to your tears.
When you don ready to answer my question for this thread, let me know. You can continue replying yourself. grin grin grin

Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by kingxsamz(m): 1:36pm On Mar 05, 2021
truespeak:
@Dtruthspeaker, Well Done!

You have more than done "just-is" to this wicked thread.

The Most High has Strengthened your right arm against all His enemies!

Blest be His Holy Name!




This one dey use alternate account dey hype ihnsef... Nothing person no go see for Nairaland. grin grin grin

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Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by LordReed(m): 1:47pm On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


Aah! Egbele oh! grin

Objection Change of Post and Fresh Testimony and Unlawful and Fraudulent Alteration of the Records of this Honourable Court, Presentation of False and Fresh Evidence!
grin

See, now you don Lie dey talk say na "Top High Shelf", when everything happen for "ground".

In Law, you have committed so many many offence eg you are Guilty of Testifying, Forgery and Falsification of Records and Perjury (Lying before a Court of Law). etc

Thus, the statements of this advocate unlawful and ought to be Struck Out, and is hereby struck out!

Objection overruled. Na him put them inside garden, na him put tree talk say make dem no chop, na him give them power to chop the fruit, na him no tell them say him get enemy wey go come try Di them 419. Everything na him fault.

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Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by budaatum: 1:57pm On Mar 05, 2021
LordReed:


Objection overruled. Na him put them inside garden, na him put tree talk say make dem no chop, na him give them power to chop the fruit, na him no tell them say him get enemy wey go come try Di them 419. Everything na him fault.

And on top put, dem chop finish and dem no surely die dat day, but dem eye open and dem see and come become self-employed for dem own farm land where dem live extra 800 years!

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Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Dtruthspeaker: 2:18pm On Mar 05, 2021
LordReed:


Objection overruled. Na him put them inside garden, na him put tree talk say make dem no chop, na him give them power to chop the fruit, na him no tell them say him get enemy wey go come try Di them 419. Everything na him fault.

grin you don commit sucide and I see am, for you don Prove say na Ground, no be for "Top High Shelf" as you bin talk before! grin

See am,
LordReed:


"...Na him put them inside garden,.."

And na for "Ground", "Gardens", dey Standa, Gidigba, No Shaking, No Moving, No Falling! Case don Close be dat! grin grin
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by LordReed(m): 2:23pm On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


grin you don commit sucide and I see am, for you don Prove say na Ground, no be for "Top High Shelf" as you bin talk before! grin

See am,


And na for "Ground", "Gardens", dey Standa, Gidigba, No Shaking, No Moving, No Falling! Case don Close be dat! grin grin

The fall wey una talk say man fall na fir ground e fall abi? LoL
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by kingxsamz(m): 2:26pm On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


grin you don commit sucide and I see am, for you don Prove say na Ground, no be for "Top High Shelf" as you bin talk before! grin

See am,


And na for "Ground", "Gardens", dey Standa, Gidigba, No Shaking, No Moving, No Falling! Case don Close be dat! grin grin

Funny how you're aren't coming up with any intelligent point to counter what he's saying.
You just dey use your hand dey clown yourself. cheesy

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Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Dtruthspeaker: 2:27pm On Mar 05, 2021
kingxsamz:


Rest abeg! Small question dem ask you, you don dey cry say make dem open thread. grin grin grin grin
Be like say na your escape method be this. grin
Omo since you dey fear to answer, nobody get your time to open thread because of you. grin nobody get that time. grin grin chop your L in peace abeg. I no get time to dey reply to your tears.
When you don ready to answer my question for this thread, let me know. You can continue replying yourself. grin grin grin

I don tell you say I go answer the question na and I no deny say you ask me small question, na only venue I bin dey wait for! grin

But since venue don open for here and Fear no.gree you open Fresh Thread, make I use you shine, I go answer the question now.
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by truespeak: 2:28pm On Mar 05, 2021
kingxsamz:

This one dey use alternate account dey hype ihnsef... Nothing person no go see for Nairaland. grin grin grin

grin Sorry to disappoint you.

My records speak for me and testify to the truth of whom I am!
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Dtruthspeaker: 2:39pm On Mar 05, 2021
kingxsamz:


Funny how you're aren't coming up with any intelligent point to counter what he's saying.
You just dey use your hand dey clown yourself. cheesy

grin It is unfair, wicked and manifestly unjust to fight a dead contestant who committed sucide on the field of play.

There Must be An End to Litigation and Sucide is one of the Ends.

And A Litigant is Never Allowed to Change, Amend or Alter his Statements, Testimony or Position during the course of Litigation! grin

This is what The Law Calls Judicial Sucide! grin

And the Sucider Litigant Loses, while the Other Party WINS! grin grin
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by kingxsamz(m): 2:46pm On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


I don tell you say I go answer the question na and I no deny say you ask me small question, na only venue I bin dey wait for! grin

But since venue don open for here and Fear no.gree you open Fresh Thread, make I use you shine, I go answer the question now.

Coming from someone who creates alternate accounts to reply himself in conversations so that he can earn cheap internet points. Guy you don fvck up. grin grin grin
You're too desperate. No wonder you dey dodge my question. grin grin grin

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Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by kingxsamz(m): 2:48pm On Mar 05, 2021
truespeak:


grin Sorry to disappoint you.

My records speak for me and testify to the truth of whom I am!

@Dtruthspeaker you suppose hide your head in shame. How can you stoop so low. Has it come to this? Replying yourself? grin grin grin grin fvck

Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Dtruthspeaker: 2:52pm On Mar 05, 2021
kingxsamz:


@Dtruthspeaker you suppose hide your head in shame. How can you stoop so low. Has it come to this? Replying yourself? grin grin grin grin fvck

grin Dear, you are in Error, (as Usual) I am a Man, man without womb. Truespeak is a Womb-man commonly called woman.

For Proof, Check out her posts and threads, they are different and distinct from mine!

I do not do that faeces!

So let me go and unpluck your question!
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by truespeak: 2:58pm On Mar 05, 2021
kingxsamz:


@Dtruthspeaker you suppose hide your head in shame. How can you stoop so low. Has it come to this? Replying yourself? grin grin grin grin fvck

Please stop being ridiculous, I have verily answered you and you are free to investigate if my assertion is true or nay.

Or are you so afraid of the Dtruthspeaker that you seek to lay a false accusation against him grin

You can fight and win on your own strength without having to resort to lies and false accusations, this is rather weak and cowardly!
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Dtruthspeaker: 3:00pm On Mar 05, 2021
truespeak:


Please stop being ridiculous, I have verily answered you and you are free to investigate if my assertion is true or nay.

Or are you so afraid of the Dtruthspeaker that you seek to lay a false accusation against him grin

You can fight and win on your own strength without having to resort to lies and false accusations, this is rather weak and cowardly!

Darkness Must fear Light! grin

Since I am done with reed, he is NEXT! grin

Kingxsamz, I Am Coming For Ya! In Optimus Prime voice! grin grin
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by truespeak: 3:04pm On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


Darkness Must fear Light! grin

This is the Law!

Dtruthspeaker:

Since I am done with reed, he is NEXT! grin

Aaah! Na this kain food I dey like chop. Sweeeet!
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by kingxsamz(m): 3:40pm On Mar 05, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:


Darkness Must fear Light! grin

Since I am done with reed, he is NEXT! grin

Kingxsamz, I Am Coming For Ya! grin grin


grin grin grin
Damn bro.. You're down bad. grin grin grin
Truespeak
Truthspeaker


Even a child would know you're the same person.
You're not even ashamed. Replying yourself to make you feel comfortable. See wetin Internet dey cause. grin grin Chai.
Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by truespeak: 3:44pm On Mar 05, 2021
kingxsamz:



grin grin grin
Damn bro.. You're down bad. grin grin grin
Truespeak
Truthspeaker


Even a child would know you're the same person.
You're not even ashamed. Replying yourself to make you feel comfortable. See wetin Internet dey cause. grin grin Chai.

Men! This fear is real oo grin grin grin even in spite of the evidence contained here in Naira land, you choose to hold on to your hope and a lie?

Omoh, fear bad gon! grin grin

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Re: If God Lives On Earth, Can He Make Heaven? by Dtruthspeaker: 4:04pm On Mar 05, 2021
kingxsamz:


Bro this road you're going won't favor you o. cheesy
How many of your colleagues go gree with this your personal opinion? cheesy
Okay, make I ask you two questions.
Why is it called tree of knowledge of good and evil?
Why did they realize that they were naked after eating the fruit, since you don talk say dem already know good and bad before eating the fruit?
Okay, bible no contain am abi?
Okay make I drop verse. cheesy

E talk am abi e no talk am?

Oya, your turn to Fall!

kingxsamz:

1) Why is it called tree of knowledge of good and evil?

Simple Answer: Tree to make you Know Good Well-well (Pass Before) until e reach the end Where Good No Dey.

And Tree to make you Know unlimited badness, unlimited wickedness, and EVIL na d last word wey we get to describe something wey dey very very very very unlimitedly wicked or extreme badness, into wicked, wicked, Unending Wickedness (Pass Before)

So as you don see and The Evidence don already, Show, dem know good and bad But e No Reach the level Wey e now dey UNTIL AFTER THEM CHOP THE FRUIT, that is, dem come know Complete and Full Goodness as we know today and Extreme Badness as we still dey see today!

kingxsamz:

Why did they realize that they were naked after eating the fruit, since you don talk say dem already know good and bad before eating the fruit?

grin Simple: Because dey Don spoil, damage and destroy dia eye and soul Pata-pata, Exactly like 9 year old boy wey suddenly don KNOW and Un-Cover Furrrkin! (Sex).

Now, e don Know and understand wetin e penis mean anytine d ting Rise, something wey e no know yesterday and last week and last year but now e don know.

Plus, now e go come discover and KNOW say every Adult, wey see Im penis stand, dem Must Wound am, Tear am, Flog am and Wire am if na Army be im Papa.

Now e don use e own hand increase him Trouble, Wahala and Gbese.

Now e go dey Fear pregnancy, girl wahala, the girl Papa and Mama wahala, e own Papa and Mama wahala... You know the rest.

Therefore, Naked.ness means Exposure to Harm and Danger where before they were Clothed and Safe and Secure from Harm and Danger just like the 9year Old boy last year, when people saw his penis standing but did not hurt, or harm him or even complain about it grin grin

But now wen dem see am, Na Die d boy dey and Death dey wait amgrin

Therefore, He is now Nak.ed! grin

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