A boy walks down the street with a dead dog.He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam.

"Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon." he says and I want her to have herpes," "Why on earth would you want that?" asked the madam, "and anyway, I don't have any women like that. All my girls are clean." The little boy pulls out #2,500 and gives it to the madam."One dirty girl, coming up," she says.

The madam takes the boy upstairs and leaves him in a room with a well endowed babe. When he comes down a little bit later, she says, "Son, I can understand you wanting to get laid, but why on earth would you want to catch something like herpes?"

The boy looks the madam straight in the eye and says, "It's like this lady, When I get home the babysitter's going to be there and I'm gonna Bleep her and SHE'S going to get the herpes.

Then when my dad come home, my dad's going to take the babysitter and Bleep her and HE'S going to get the herpes.

Then when my mum gets home, she's going to Bleep my dad and SHE'S going to get the herpes.

Then about 10 o'clock tomorrow morning, my uncle is going to show up at my house and Bleep my mom and HE'S THE ONE THAT KILLED MY FUCKING DOG!"

Uzo na u be the naughty boy?

very nice- me likey

lol, What a way to pay back an uncle's wrongdoing!

Wat a chain of events! Lol.

LOl