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50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by iTroll: 9:37am On Mar 15, 2021
50 reasons why men should never get married


I will start this list by stating that NO ONE is entitled to the fruits of YOUR labor.
If you’re considering marriage, please read this first.

1. She will pressure you into marriage, when ironically, she is also more likely to divorce you.
2. If you leave her, you are viewed as a scumbag. If she leaves you, you are viewed as “not good enough.”
3. There is a 50% chance that you will get divorced. If you get divorced, there is a 70% chance that she will initiate the divorce. That means there is a total 35% chance of her leaving you.
4. American courts are biased against men. You will not get to see your kids and will have to pay child support/alimony.
5. During a divorce, she will take half or more of your total assets.
6. You are expected to spend 20% of your total income on an engagement ring.
7. During a divorce, she is not required to return the engagement ring
8. She can accuse you of rape and you will suffer, regardless of whether or not you actually did it.
9. If she rapes you, then no one will take it seriously. If it is vice versa, then all hell breaks loose.
10. She can hit you, and if you hit her back, you will get arrested for domestic violence.
11. She has total monopoly on sex. She chooses when to give you sex.
12. She can use sex as a tool to manipulate you. She will only give you sex if you do things for her.
13. You are expected to satisfy her sexual needs. She is not expected to satisfy your sexual needs.
14. After your first child, your sex life will die.
15. After you split up, the children will be conditioned to almost always blame you.
16. She can badmouth you to your children, causing them to resent you.
17. You are not allowed to tell her what to do because of feminism. But she is still allowed to tell you what to do.
18. If you upset her, she will punish you by emotional manipulation.
19. If you even mess up slightly, you are labeled as a “deadbeat dad/husband.”
20. But if she messes up, you are expected to “accept her flaws.”
21. She will try to change you and get angry if you don’t comply.
22. Women are more likely to get bored of the relationship.
23. Women are more likely to fall out of love.
24. Women marry up. That means you marry down.
25. Woman are taught that marriage is stability. Men are taught that marriage is responsibility.
26. If you get fired and end up unemployed, she will leave you so fast.
27. If you are going through a rough financial period, you will also go through a rough relationship period.
28. Money = sex. No money = no sex. Marriage is legalized prostitution. (Just buy a hooker).
29. If she divorces you and you are worse off financially than her, she still won’t have to pay alimony.
30. You will lose quite a bit of money through marriage: the wedding ceremony, buying her gifts, raising kids, divorce, etc.
31. During marriage, you will have no time for your hobbies. You will be expected to work and “support” your wife all the time.
32. If she doesn’t want to work, you are expected to support her in her decision.
33. If you don’t want to work, you are labeled as lazy and a leech.
34. Chances are, she won’t like your close high-school/college friends.
35. She will expect you to put her above your friends, even close friends that are more like brothers.
36. She will expect you to put her above your parents. She is your highest priority now.
37. If your parents end in poverty/homeless/terminally ill, then she will expect you to put them in a nursing home.
38. If you bring your parents home to live with you, she will leave so fast.
39. If you ever get mildly angry, then you are instantly labeled as “abusive.”
40. If she ever gets angry, then she is just “releasing her emotions.”
41. She will not let you go out with the boys.
42. If you do go out with your friends without her “permission,” expect constant phone calls and resentment when you get home.
43. So. Much. Drama. Expect to hear about how Jimmy broke up with Jenny for hours after work.
44. If you have a flaw, then she can divorce you and make a profit from it.
45. If she has a flaw, then she will still make a profit if you divorce her. It’s basically passive blackmail.
46. If you’re an athletic man, expect to lose all your muscle after getting married. Also expect to gain a lot of fat.
47. If you’re an athletic man, she will secretly resent you for your toned body, which she doesn’t have.
48. If you ever end up terminally ill, she can leave you as you’re considered a burden that will “weigh her down.”
49. If she ever ends up terminally ill, if you leave her, then you are considered a scumbag and selfish.
50. She has a whole posse of girl friends that will support her no matter what shitty actions she takes. They will enable her bad behaviors and vilify you.

There ya go.

There are so many innocent men that are blindly led into marriage like a sheep to slaughter. They do not realize that the whole system is against them.

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees. It is even better to live on your feet than die on your knees.

You’re a man with free will and independence. Defend that fiercely and let no one command you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD773RYUH7U

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Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by SweetBuns(f): 9:39am On Mar 15, 2021
American courts?
Seriously??
This post doesn’t apply to Nigerians.
What is with all these female hate posts coming up nowadays?

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Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by Kriss216: 9:52am On Mar 15, 2021
SweetBuns:
American courts? Seriously?? This post doesn’t apply to Nigerians. What is with all these female hate posts coming up nowadays?
Calm down... Where did you see female hate posts?

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Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by illicit(m): 9:57am On Mar 15, 2021
That's in America....

Naija no be America
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by harmargedon: 10:55am On Mar 15, 2021
But you'll end up getting married too.

Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by Reex12(m): 11:00am On Mar 15, 2021
illicit:
That's in America....


Naija no be America
everything up there applies to nigerians.Pls take your time and reread the post but this time absent the divorce gains,losses.

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Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by illicit(m): 11:47am On Mar 15, 2021
Reex12:
everything up there applies to nigerians.Pls take your time and reread the post but this time absent the divorce gains,losses.


U for no include them before nah....
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by x123xlolls(m): 12:57pm On Mar 15, 2021
@ op, no insult, just a question,

how did your parents born you, na shey by marriage your dad trust your mum or what
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by zyzxx(m): 1:14pm On Mar 15, 2021
It that why you are not married?
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by AishaYesufu: 1:37pm On Mar 15, 2021
All FACTS... This is why I will never advice anyone to marry an American or any westerner nor marry any African there. I won't even advice anyone to take their African wives there. Thing is shitty over there
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by AishaYesufu: 1:38pm On Mar 15, 2021
Reex12:
everything up there applies to nigerians.Pls take your time and reread the post but this time absent the divorce gains,losses.
No, they don't apply to Nigeria. Only simps and pvvssies fall mugu here
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by Reex12(m): 2:17pm On Mar 15, 2021
AishaYesufu:

No, they don't apply to Nigeria. Only simps and pvvssies fall mugu here
trying to play reverse physochology on simps on this thread wont work bitch,now run along to ur simp arms

Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by AishaYesufu: 2:21pm On Mar 15, 2021
Reex12:
trying to play reverse physochology on simps on this thread wont work bitch,now run along to ur simp arms
I have cause to believe that you are gay
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by Reex12(m): 2:29pm On Mar 15, 2021
AishaYesufu:
I have cause to believe that you are gay
being redpilled doesnt mean we dont bang pussies bitch,now run along to ur simp or do u want my dick in ur mouth?
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by AishaYesufu: 2:31pm On Mar 15, 2021
Reex12:
being redpilled doesnt mean we dont bang pussies bitch,now run along to ur simp or do u want my dick in ur mouth?
Oshi that has never been laid. your redpill starts and end on nairaland all in a bid to get validation. Empty barrel makes loudest noise.
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by Reex12(m): 2:42pm On Mar 15, 2021
AishaYesufu:

Oshi that has never been laid. your redpill starts and end on nairaland all in a bid to get validation. Empty barrel makes loudest noise.
so says the LovePeddler.
pls dnt quote again

Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by AishaYesufu: 2:44pm On Mar 15, 2021
Reex12:
so says the LovePeddler.
pls dnt quote again
Coming from a pained Sex starved gay
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by Reex12(m): 2:49pm On Mar 15, 2021
AishaYesufu:

Coming from a pained Sex starved gay
I have a girlfriend so if ur pained that am redpilled you can go jump off a roof
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by karkinase(m): 7:10pm On Mar 15, 2021
This is so true...critically thinking.
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by SirMichael1: 7:30pm On Mar 15, 2021
You must have had a terribly childhood, oh poor soul.
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by oneolajire(m): 8:45pm On Mar 15, 2021
Rubbish dot com


Pessimism written all over you.


Seems you were raised in an abusive family or in a broken home.


Imperfect man seeking perfection in life.


This is a post of "failure from the end before the beginning".


Life is a risk, so marriage is. We worked towards successful marriage, and God helped greatly. We followed Jesus' plan for marriage, and we have peace.


When you enjoy benefits of marriage as a single, marriage will look so burdensome and terrible to you.


Looks copied and pasted, seeing "American courts are biased against men". Just try acknowledge the source.
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by Nobody: 11:42am On Mar 16, 2021
All Ur Reasons Are Unreasonable.
Re: 50 Reasons What You Should NEVER Get Married by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 6:01pm On Mar 16, 2021
online(internet), is were people advice what they can't do........the poster of this 50 reasons f
or done marry with lovely kids ND a beautiful wife.....or he plans to do in the foreseeable future, but he will post trash online..........I pity who take counsel from you......
my grand father will always tell me,
my son, is only a fool you give birth to, that will refuse to give birth...

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