JohnSin97:
This why I hate romance section, full of bullsh!t and w@nkers....

lol... yet you frequent here and even bear the moniker of a porn star..... You are a democratic hypocrite. Perhaps your comprehension to this story was an errotic one.

Yeah! ! that's why you Commented this early morning after wanking yourself up with the available Vaseline or even dusting powder (as a low budget wankerrrr)

Melaye:
Lol Guy you're really frustrated ooo

Just small tickling wey Athenswonder give you na u start to cry and wail for here; D
you're really pained and emotional

Nah, I just hate ret@ded incels.... frustration is reserved for nairaland "redpillers" like you hiding behind female accounts.

JohnSin97:


Nah, I just hate ret@ded incels.... frustration is reserved for nairaland "redpillers" like you hiding behind female accounts.

Osanobua!!
This your insult go reach to make textbook on 'How to Insult Dexterously on Nairaland'...
Kudos bros...
You try...

JohnSin97:


Nah, I just hate ret@ded incels.... frustration is reserved for nairaland "redpillers" like you hiding behind female accounts.

mumu everyone knows melaye is a macho man

Frustrated He-goat

Melaye:
mumu everyone knows melaye is a macho man

Frustrated He-goat

Ok... he's a tough guy. Lol

athenswonders:


guy this f**king real.... I'm tryna add humor and suspense to the narrative but it doesn't change the fact that it's my personal experience.

bro i hail you sir. There is this thing i wanna ask. When you want to have quick/short sex with a girl and the girl is not the føreplay before sex type (like all these hookup girls do) and your dick is not hard yet. What do you do in such situation? How do you get in the konji mood?

Hmm I hear

Boss........... you're a legend

bisqit:
bro i hail you sir. There is this thing i wanna ask. When you want to have quick/short sex with a girl and the girl is not the føreplay before sex type (like all these hookup girls do) and your dick is not hard yet. What do you do in such situation? How do you get in the konji mood?

There’s nothing to do quickly at that time.... except you take bitter kola 10 minutes before match kick off, then this will bring it back.

However bro, the spirit is telling me you masturbate a lot.... desist from it

athenswonders:



There’s nothing to do quickly at that time.... except you take bitter kola 10 minutes before match kick off, then this will bring it back.

However bro, the spirit is telling me you masturbate a lot.... desist from it

Lovely and nice story, na this type of story I want dey read here, not those types saying my gf break up or cheat with me and I want die now , will be asking guy if it was u what who u do, I hate those story ,

athenswonders:



There’s nothing to do quickly at that time.... except you take bitter kola 10 minutes before match kick off, then this will bring it back.

However bro, the spirit is telling me you masturbate a lot.... desist from it

between God and man, i never masturbate. my penis gets hard mere thinking about sex. Anyway thanks

bidexdo:


Lovely and nice story, na this type of story I want dey read here, not those types saying my gf break up or cheat with me and I want die now , will be asking guy if it was u what who u do, I hate those story ,

Lolz.... would be dropping season 2 of another version soon..... keep you guys updated

OP na legend

5 bottles of 1759 for you

This is a nice piece I enjoyed reading

It's a really nice story, my dick remained strong throughout the time I was reading

nice read

athenswonders:



Lolz.... would be dropping season 2 of another version soon..... keep you guys updated

Sent you a mail bro

Realbuzzing:


Sent you a mail bro

My mail is not active anymore.... quote on a dead thread so I give an updated one