Ok today a girl came to do her hair at my neighbor's place. She is beautiful and all so I thought to myself maybe I should take a shot who knows?

Because i've been having this battle with myself for so long whether or not I can attract a girl again because I swear its been long I had anything romantic to do with any lady and I sincerely miss a woman (romantically) in my life (masturbation eyaf tire me).

Thankfully my neighbor is a hair stylist but based her business at our compound so I do see enough beauties that do come along for their hair styling and luckily today this one enter my den.

Seriously I've had thoughts to approach some of them one of these days but considering the economic situation of my pocket so its a no brainer to just carry face and do like say I no sabi better thing..lol.

But for today I was on a mission (enough tori)

I started planning a scope to start up a convo with the women. The woman (my neighbor) is my good friend so she is not a problem but my target.

So I accessed the environment. The target in question is not more than 23 with nice curves and pretty face (these ones thier shakara no be here) so I needed to come up with a tactics to diffuse any intending notion of her acknowledging that she is the target of my howbeit surprising exhilaration (my neighbor was surprised).

I learnt from experience to not give this type of target any clue that you are tryna aquaint with them. In fact the opposite works here (though with subtlety) so I was walking up and down in search of nothing.

Later I decided to go have my bath. The bathroom path and location would have the target and I see each other. So I proceeded with the plan. When she saw me, she greeted me normally and I responded with my smiling face. Ofcoures I gotta show her my fine dentition (if you got it flaunt it) she smiled back. No wahala.

Inside the bathroom I was scheming, plotting my moves. It was getting intense in my head like I wanted to solve differential equations so I decided to forget all these and kind of flow with the tide.

I got out from the bathroom got to where she is our eyes jammed again. I removed my face at once. This girl sha..

.. I spent a while in my room, came out to check nothing (actually to check the target). I now went back inside and picked some of my clothes for washing..lol. Of course the location of my washing will be opposite where they are because that's where the well is located.

My easiest and most efficient ice breaker (works 100%) is to ask someone to explain something for me in their native lang.

In this case Naira Marley's song was playing somewhere (today is Easter Sunday so owanbe everywhere) I now asked my neighbor to help me interpret one of his lines. She couldn't explain it saying she doesn't listen to that type of music so I now asked the target. She immediately explained the line. We vibed about the meaning of the line and we talked normally that one pass.

Mehn taking a closer look at her hair I discovered she has this interesting hair. The target's hair was half blonde (from the top) and brown the other half. Like a good mixture of coffee and cream.

I asked the target if her hair is natural or she applied something on it which she gleefully answered that it was natural. I followed up complimenting her and everything was going well.

We ended up talking about Brazilian hair whether they could be natural peoples' hair or they are mere synthetic factory made hair. Gentlemen this s where I opened the discussion gate. We talked at length to the amazement of my neighbor. All my stay in that compound she hasn't seen me talk this much.

We laughed as we talked. Like that I use ask her name and phone number which she no waste time give me. Last last I ended up paying for the hair sha.

E fit be say she just use me pay for her hair like this o but I know what I know. Last last na only N300 I spend

Op, is this the end of the story?

Do girls still make hair for N300?

You just use your hand make yourself ATM

This your story get K-leg,
Oga tell us the truth, I know it's more than 300naira you paid for that hair.

Show us pictures of you paying 300naira for her hair or we don't believe it

Ok. You have made it in life.

Lolz. People go just dey put themselves into wahala.

If you take that 300 carry 5000 odds. 100 naira per slip. Shey you know the potential win sha?

Make I help you
5000x100= 500000

X3 = 1.5 million

You just gave your destiny to a woman.

liveyourlife007:
Lolz. People go just dey put themselves into wahala.

If you take that 300 carry 5000 odds. 100 naira per slip. Shey you know the potential win sha?

Make I help you
5000x100= 500000

X3 = 1.5 million

You just gave your destiny to a woman.

You that you didn’t give your destiny to woman, how many million have you made from your 300 Naira, if I give you backhand. See this one sha

Simp why did you pay? Am sure she did not ask you. She go chop you tire fool

Correct guy.

If u get the money spend it.

Alpha male wey no dey spend money, na fake Alpha male.

liveyourlife007:
Lolz. People go just dey put themselves into wahala.

If you take that 300 carry 5000 odds. 100 naira per slip. Shey you know the potential win sha?

Make I help you
5000x100= 500000

X3 = 1.5 million

You just gave your destiny to a woman.

hahahahahhahahahhaa tell him mugu man

I guess you paid 3h only to balance your neighbour 1200 later.
omoh the stress is too much just for one girl.

Only thing interesting about this your gist is how genuine you are...the bathroom , well etc.

May God bless you with more games and funds.

if u like pay for hear 300 or 3000 na another guy go Bleep her tonight and na go be AtM of the movement

Na there you go dey till thy kingdom come.

Obakashdee:


You that you didn’t give your destiny to woman, how many million have you made from your 300 Naira, if I give you backhand. See this one sha

Obakashdee:


You that you didn’t give your destiny to woman, how many million have you made from your 300 Naira, if I give you backhand. See this one sha

Even if na #1 you give woman,na waste. I rather waste it on bet or cush.

5000 odds? Ahhh!!!! Whick kind magic him wan take win that kind game?

liveyourlife007:
Lolz. People go just dey put themselves into wahala.

If you take that 300 carry 5000 odds. 100 naira per slip. Shey you know the potential win sha?

Make I help you
5000x100= 500000

X3 = 1.5 million

You just gave your destiny to a woman.

5Gbabe:
if u like pay for hear 300 or 3000 na another guy go Bleep her tonight and na go be AtM of the movement

And the guy fit no spend kobo. That girl go start style for him now. You collected number already. 3h wen you go take buy origin betters drink,you go waste am for hair wen another mugu first give her money for. Your method good,but the money part spoil am.

That target come targeted you at last

Goodlyhrt:
Ok today a girl came to do her hair at my neighbor's place. She is beautiful and all so I thought to myself maybe I should take a shot who knows?

Because i've been having this battle with myself for so long whether or not I can attract a girl again because I swear its been long I had anything romantic to do with any lady and I sincerely miss a woman (romantically) in my life (masturbation eyaf tire me).

Thankfully my neighbor is a hair stylist but based her business at our compound so I do see enough beauties that do come along for their hair styling and luckily today this one enter my den.

Seriously I've had thoughts to approach some of them one of these days but considering the economic situation of my pocket so its a no brainer to just carry face and do like say I no sabi better thing..lol.

But for today I was on a mission (enough tori)

I started planning a scope to start up a convo with the women. The woman (my neighbor) is my good friend so she is not a problem but my target.

So I accessed the environment. The target in question is not more than 23 with nice curves and pretty face (these ones thier shakara no be here) so I needed to come up with a tactics to diffuse any intending notion of her acknowledging that she is the target of my howbeit surprising exhilaration (my neighbor was surprised).

I learnt from experience to not give this type of target any clue that you are tryna aquaint with them. In fact the opposite works here (though with subtlety) so I was walking up and down in search of nothing.

Later I decided to go have my bath. The bathroom path and location would have the target and I see each other. So I proceeded with the plan. When she saw me, she greeted me normally and I responded with my smiling face. Ofcoures I gotta show her my fine dentition (if you got it flaunt it) she smiled back. No wahala.

Inside the bathroom I was scheming, plotting my moves. It was getting intense in my head like I wanted to solve differential equations so I decided to forget all these and kind of flow with the tide.

I got out from the bathroom got to where she is our eyes jammed again. I removed my face at once. This girl sha..

.. I spent a while in my room, came out to check nothing (actually to check the target). I now went back inside and picked some of my clothes for washing..lol. Of course the location of my washing will be opposite where they are because that's where the well is located.

My easiest and most efficient ice breaker (works 100%) is to ask someone to explain something for me in their native lang.

In this case Naira Marley's song was playing somewhere (today is Easter Sunday so owanbe everywhere) I now asked my neighbor to help me interpret one of his lines. She couldn't explain it saying she doesn't listen to that type of music so I now asked the target. She immediately explained the line. We vibed about the meaning of the line and we talked normally that one pass.

Mehn taking a closer look at her hair I discovered she has this interesting hair. The target's hair was half blonde (from the top) and brown the other half. Like a good mixture of coffee and cream.

I asked the target if her hair is natural or she applied something on it which she gleefully answered that it was natural. I followed up complimenting her and everything was going well.

We ended up talking about Brazilian hair whether they could be natural peoples' hair or they are mere synthetic factory made hair. Gentlemen this s where I opened the discussion gate. We talked at length to the amazement of my neighbor. All my stay in that compound she hasn't seen me talk this much.

We laughed as we talked. Like that I use ask her name and phone number which she no waste time give me. Last last I ended up paying for the hair sha.

E fit be say she just use me pay for her hair like this o but I know what I know. Last last na only N300 I spend

Baba you be guy wey Sabi!

I hope it result in something fruitful, I'm happy for you.

But why you sef come pay for the hair? that's a trait beta males exemplify you know. I bet you have no idea the message it sends to her brain. But last last sha you got learn the hard way.

liveyourlife007:
Lolz. People go just dey put themselves into wahala.

If you take that 300 carry 5000 odds. 100 naira per slip. Shey you know the potential win sha?

Make I help you
5000x100= 500000

X3 = 1.5 million

You just gave your destiny to a woman.

The money he could have used to start a roll over of 10 odd
DAY 1. 300 X 10 =3000
DAY 2. 3000 X 10 =30,000
DAY 3. 30,000 X 10 =300,000
DAY 4. 300,000 X 10 =3M

Thank you brother

Brayss:
The money he could have used to start a roll over of 10 odd
DAY 1. 300 X 10 =3000
DAY 2. 3000 X 10 =30,000
DAY 3. 30,000 X 10 =300,000
DAY 4. 300,000 X 10 =3M

DaddyRochie1642:
This your story get K-leg,
Oga tell us the truth, I know it's more than 300naira you paid for that hair.

Show us pictures of you paying 300naira for her hair or we don't believe it

make he show us the receipt.

DaddyRochie1642:
This your story get K-leg,
Oga tell us the truth, I know it's more than 300naira you paid for that hair.

Show us pictures of you paying 300naira for her hair or we don't believe it

D lady came with the attachment na, so he only paid for workmanship and for the stylist to use her house as shop. Do u expect her to charge expensively

Nazgul:
Do girls still make hair for N300?

Didn't you deduce from the story the type of environment he lives?

Brayss:
The money he could have used to start a roll over of 10 odd
DAY 1. 300 X 10 =3000
DAY 2. 3000 X 10 =30,000
DAY 3. 30,000 X 10 =300,000
DAY 4. 300,000 X 10 =3M

so person go use 300,000 play 10 odds...when ordinary 2odds day cut...


My guy play 1.12 odds wit 10k e cut.


Nah 10 odds person go play wit 300k


Even u self no go do I'm

N300 for hair.....

Nah primary school hair she make?

Okay.....lemme just concur.......

Good luck op

Good luck, even me self go pay for the hair If i dey your shoe.....

See how i waste my time, reading this long post

Lol .. interesting wooing story.

I like your style of writing though. Suspence filled and captivating with a little infusion of comedy. Almost thought I was reading one of Chinua Achebes romance Novel.

You would make a good novelist.