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Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 10:53pm On Apr 05, 2021
Teacher:If your father is a doctor and your mother is a nurse, what will you be?

Demicah:A patient...

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:29pm On Apr 12, 2021
Hollybratt:
Teacher:If your father is a doctor and your mother is a nurse, what will you be?

Demicah:A patient...

hahahaha

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:31pm On Apr 12, 2021
So Lagos is even a country aswear i no know until i'm hearing it from my landlord today

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:32pm On Apr 12, 2021
Baby i love you so much, my brother don't trust her na money she want
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:34pm On Apr 12, 2021
grin If people fart for chuch the drumset always spoil i no know why

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:37pm On Apr 12, 2021
Do you think Nigeria still gonna be good? When the person tha suppose to lead cow is leading people... grin

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:44pm On Apr 12, 2021
Type this word forck, remove the o and r and put u there, then when you post. Nairaland turn am to Bleep grin

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:46pm On Apr 12, 2021
Me treak from lagos to ibadan, God forbid! i rather treak from ibadan to lagos, what a fast way
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:53pm On Apr 12, 2021
Am proud tu be a yoruba boi, chewing stick is our tin, wetin be toothbrush? even d toothpaste wey yu dey waste self! Na im we dey eat wit bread wen butter no dey...
grin
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 6:56pm On Apr 12, 2021
Na wa o babalawo said my problem no go solve until i fight soldeir man cheesy

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 7:58pm On Apr 13, 2021
English:Wear it

Yoruba:War
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 5:59pm On Apr 15, 2021
Sometimes i feel like posting posting my my story... But one one evil spi spirit aaalways whisp whipered in my my ear that no no noboby will like it that nobody will like it

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 6:01pm On Apr 15, 2021
My my guy call me las lastweek that him ma mama die, i con dey dey won wonder may maybe my name na UNDERTAKER cheesy

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 6:04pm On Apr 15, 2021
A A A Abeg tell my my future wife that if she no get money, i no go marry her o i no go marry her o cheesy

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:03pm On Apr 16, 2021
If you don't know something google it, if you don't know somebody facebook it, if you don't know where something it Mummy it...
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:05pm On Apr 16, 2021
Long time ago i used to have life until someone told me to creat a facebook account cheesy
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:07pm On Apr 16, 2021
So there is life without facebook and internet, Really? please send me the link
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:12pm On Apr 16, 2021
Welcome to LAGOS! the land of condoms
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:15pm On Apr 16, 2021
My guy come to me and start telling me his problem, i also sat him down and explain my own problem for him
End of story:He gave me 2000

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:18pm On Apr 16, 2021
That look when you see your wife and your boss hugging themselfs !!!

Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:22pm On Apr 16, 2021
Imagine! how can a nurse be giving me injection, that idiot even have the gut to rub my precious bumbum together. cheesy
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:29pm On Apr 16, 2021
When your ugly wife apply make up !!!

Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 1:33pm On Apr 16, 2021
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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Nobody: 5:54pm On Apr 17, 2021
Hollybratt:
Do you think Nigeria still gonna be good? When the person tha suppose to lead cow is leading people... grin
Ye! Lord Av Messi.

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 8:39am On Apr 20, 2021
When your pastor told you not to ask your boyfriend for money and you need money ungently!! cheesy

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 7:04pm On Apr 29, 2021
Some girls are beautiful, while some are full with beauty,, those set of people enh! You can't find them in Nigeria

As from now on, all our nigeria ladies should always accept to date any guy that toast them, it is now our culture

Me:Sir i love your daughter
Father inlaw:So you want to marry her?
Me:Noo, i want to make her my step mother



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Girls with big lip when they peck you, it sounds like screenshot "Shummmmshpaa"

Dear future wife:If you don't have money i can't marry you ooo....

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 4:07pm On May 02, 2021
I try this, i try that na so take make chibuzor give his grandmother belle cheesy

As you grow old your sense of humor is increasing..... But not in Abakaliki once you are 50 no more laugh again...


Some men have lied so far all because of sex.. These are some of the lies, when she ask if she was beautiful and you say yes, even when you know she's like a VAMPIRE cheesy
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 5:34pm On May 02, 2021
Buhari and Wife

WIFE:Darling, how about the money you promised me?

Buhari:See Aishat don't disturb me

Wife:So is even truth

Buhari:What is that?

Wife:You are the talk of the town.. You don't know?

Buhari:That what?...

Wife:That your life is in danger !!!

Buhari:Say Whattt?

Wife:Are you deaf? Oh i remember the reason why you travel to UK, see, people are fighting for their right.

Buhari:But am not with their right now, all rights belong to the owner of right. I can't come and kill myself.. Let's go to the room


Oshinbajo:They are going to the room, to do what?

Obasanjo:Follow them and see for yourself, na money they wan go share..

Oshinbajo:Chai!

Obasanjo:Can you now see the reason why i refused to die

cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by RoyalBoutique(m): 7:24pm On May 02, 2021
Hollybratt:


hahahaha

You crack joke, you come laugh.

Na wa o

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Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 5:21pm On May 03, 2021
That's the problem of your life.
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 5:22pm On May 03, 2021
RoyalBoutique:


You crack joke, you come laugh.

Na wa o
Thanks for informing me
Re: Laff & Crack Jokes Page 2 by Hollybratt(m): 8:49pm On May 03, 2021
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they will start using it

i wonder why foolish people are full of correction, those set of people are the reason why nairaland is now loading so slow

nairaland is very enjoyable before... until those psychiatric patients joined us.

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