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It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Draslo(m): 2:02pm On Apr 06, 2021
Many people, especially those who know me personally might find this hard to believe. I used to be the definition of an ashawo man. This is the longest I've ever stayed since I became sexually active in2004. This past year, I've made more more money than I have ever made in my existence. I've closed many deals, onshore and offshore, won up to just a little short of 8m on 1xbet since January.

Now I'm scared to have sex cause I just feel it'll usher in bad luck. How did you break a run of celibacy? Will I need a therapist?

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by greatnaija01: 2:07pm On Apr 06, 2021
Draslo:
Many people, especially those who know me personally might find this hard to believe. I used to be the definition of an ashawo man. This is the longest I've ever stayed since I became sexually active in2004. This past year, I've made more more money than I have ever made in my existence. I've closed many deals, onshore and offshore, won up to just a little short of 8m on 1xbet since January.

Now I'm scared to have sex cause I just feel it'll usher in bad luck. How did you break a run of celibacy? Will I need a therapist?

If you story is true, congrats. Kindly replace the urge with something better and use your new found money to set yourself up with assets in a way that YOUR GENERATION will never have to work another day in their lives to earn a living.

Once all that is done.... Have great lawyers to protect all you have. Then you can go back to women.... the backward or ill luck effect won't be felt so much except for stagnancy

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Draslo(m): 2:27pm On Apr 06, 2021
greatnaija01:


If you story is true, congrats. Kindly replace the urge with something better and use your new found money to set yourself up with assets in a way that YOUR GENERATION will never have to work another day in their lives to earn a living.

Once all that is done.... Have great lawyers to protect all you have. Then you can go back to women.... the backward or ill luck effect won't be felt so much except for stagnancy
I have properties and lawyers. I even have properties and businesses I stand to inherit in good time. My problem now is that almost every woman looks sexually appealing now. Konji truly has no respect for anyone and can make you throw away logic

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by harmargedon: 2:45pm On Apr 06, 2021
Draslo:

I have properties and lawyers. I even have properties and businesses I stand to inherit in good time. My problem now is that almost every woman looks sexually appealing now. Konji truly has no respect for anyone and can make you throw away logic
no be lie, If konji hold you, that akara seller will be more beautiful than any lady you've seen in your life.

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Nobody: 2:57pm On Apr 06, 2021
bro u for enter radio station make the announcement na

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by pregnantMan: 3:00pm On Apr 06, 2021
Draslo:
Many people, especially those who know me personally might find this hard to believe. I used to be the definition of an ashawo man. This is the longest I've ever stayed since I became sexually active in2004. This past year, I've made more more money than I have ever made in my existence. I've closed many deals, onshore and offshore, won up to just a little short of 8m on 1xbet since January.

Now I'm scared to have sex cause I just feel it'll usher in bad luck. How did you break a run of celibacy? Will I need a therapist?
Congrats sir! Please can you show me the way you made it in sport bets...I will be very grateful if you do
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by greatnaija01: 3:08pm On Apr 06, 2021
Draslo:

I have properties and lawyers. I even have properties and businesses I stand to inherit in good time. My problem now is that almost every woman looks sexually appealing now. Konji truly has no respect for anyone and can make you throw away logic

bro, inheritance is based on LONG LIFE o... it is not as sure as it looks if you begin to share your glory or destiny or aura with women o.

Temptation must come and go, if you are a STRONG MAN, you will overcome.

stay safe bro

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by BareFacedLies(m): 3:13pm On Apr 06, 2021
You should have used a megaphone to announce it at Oshodi grin

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Cerebellum: 3:28pm On Apr 06, 2021
SmellySperm:
bro u for enter radio station make the announcement na

A dey expect "Bros, do give away nah"


But be like say Raba don entergrin
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Nobody: 3:38pm On Apr 06, 2021
Go and marry.

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by BigYash: 4:13pm On Apr 06, 2021
AsherAmari:
Go and marry.
Not the best thing to do right now,cux he fit slide back to stage zero ,if he go marry one of these idiots that are floating up and down these days confused. Keep on making money and investing mr op. When you need sex ,buy and pay with no strings attached.

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Pweetyccee(f): 4:16pm On Apr 06, 2021
Wow congrats sir
Am happy for you
I just pray and hope u get a good woman by your side
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:19pm On Apr 06, 2021
Draslo:
Many people, especially those who know me personally might find this hard to believe. I used to be the definition of an ashawo man. This is the longest I've ever stayed since I became sexually active in2004. This past year, I've made more more money than I have ever made in my existence. I've closed many deals, onshore and offshore, won up to just a little short of 8m on 1xbet since January.

Now I'm scared to have sex cause I just feel it'll usher in bad luck. How did you break a run of celibacy? Will I need a therapist?

Very interesting...

This is something I've begun to explore lately.

It's called Sex Transmutation.

The book, Think and Grow Rich, has an entire chapter dedicated to it.


- Lady Gaga: “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”

- Winston Churchill: “The reason that I can write so much is that I don't waste my essence(semen) in the bedroom." (Aside his HUGE political exploits, he also won a Nobel Prize in literature)

- Nikola Tesla is said to have died a virgin.

- Isaac Newton was into abstinence too: "The way to chastity is not to struggle directly with incontinent thoughts but to avert the thoughts by some employment, or by reading, or meditating on other things".

There are many other examples.

Perhaps there's something there about channeling all that pent up drive for sex into your other endeavors.

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Mikester: 4:57pm On Apr 06, 2021
Draslo:
Many people, especially those who know me personally might find this hard to believe. I used to be the definition of an ashawo man. This is the longest I've ever stayed since I became sexually active in2004. This past year, I've made more more money than I have ever made in my existence. I've closed many deals, onshore and offshore, won up to just a little short of 8m on 1xbet since January.

Now I'm scared to have sex cause I just feel it'll usher in bad luck. How did you break a run of celibacy? Will I need a therapist?

Congrats on your great achievement. Ignore those guys up there speaking from their jealous minds

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by baralatie(m): 4:58pm On Apr 06, 2021
SmellySperm:
bro u for enter radio station make the announcement na
grin
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by baralatie(m): 5:00pm On Apr 06, 2021
BareFacedLies:
You should have used a megaphone to announce it at Oshodi grin
ajegunle boundary will gather traction
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Nobody: 5:05pm On Apr 06, 2021
BigYash:
Not the best thing to do right now,cux he fit slide back to stage zero ,if he go marry one of these idiots that are floating up and down these days confused. Keep on making money and investing mr op. When you need sex ,buy and pay with no strings attached.

SMH.
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Michelle55: 5:22pm On Apr 06, 2021
Congratulations, it's not an easy feat. Some brostitute will not understand the peace of mind you're enjoying being celibate. cheesy
Don't bother having sex again until you are mentally ready for it, few minutes of fun can take away that peace and serenity you've been enjoying for a while now.

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Duplexxx: 5:27pm On Apr 06, 2021
Go f*ck
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by healthbing(f): 5:29pm On Apr 06, 2021
Good to hear
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by MarriagesThatWo: 5:54pm On Apr 06, 2021
Find a girl and Bleep her

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Not just for your spouse or partner or even for your haters and lovers,

But for you, your looks, ....and rightfully for your personal wellbeing

Or is it a sin to look good?

For me, it is no ....if you think like I think

That question is already answered...the lazy girl style

Yes, the lazy girl style

Let's send those fat packing finally and flatten your belly

Like...you look take away

That is all....but know this:

I will not always be available,

I am somebody's husband,

There is only 24 hours in a day.

This is out of the goodness of my heart.

Let's be fair to each other

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Make sense!
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Casper21: 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2021
I can testify to that. Good things happens to me when I abstain from sex or masturbation for a long while

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Stevyne: 7:10pm On Apr 06, 2021
Draslo:
Many people, especially those who know me personally might find this hard to believe. I used to be the definition of an ashawo man. This is the longest I've ever stayed since I became sexually active in2004. This past year, I've made more more money than I have ever made in my existence. I've closed many deals, onshore and offshore, won up to just a little short of 8m on 1xbet since January.

Now I'm scared to have sex cause I just feel it'll usher in bad luck. How did you break a run of celibacy? Will I need a therapist?
Boss abeg show me way
Put me on
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Nobody: 7:11pm On Apr 06, 2021
Cerebellum:

A dey expect "Bros, do give away nah"

But be like say Raba don entergrin
bros be like u dey ment cheesy
oya do me small giveaway nagrin
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Nobody: 7:22pm On Apr 06, 2021
Draslo:
Many people, especially those who know me personally might find this hard to believe. I used to be the definition of an ashawo man. This is the longest I've ever stayed since I became sexually active in2004. This past year, I've made more more money than I have ever made in my existence. I've closed many deals, onshore and offshore, won up to just a little short of 8m on 1xbet since January.

Now I'm scared to have sex cause I just feel it'll usher in bad luck. How did you break a run of celibacy? Will I need a therapist?

Cc labadi69
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Nobody: 7:23pm On Apr 06, 2021
Casper21:
I can testify to that. Good things happens to me when I abstain from sex or masturbation for a long while

Cc labadi69
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Nobody: 7:26pm On Apr 06, 2021
Draslo:
Many people, especially those who know me personally might find this hard to believe. I used to be the definition of an ashawo man. This is the longest I've ever stayed since I became sexually active in2004. This past year, I've made more more money than I have ever made in my existence. I've closed many deals, onshore and offshore, won up to just a little short of 8m on 1xbet since January.

Now I'm scared to have sex cause I just feel it'll usher in bad luck. How did you break a run of celibacy? Will I need a therapist?

Yes abstinence from sex brings good luck

Women will also find you very appealing but donot give

I’m sure you also feel very healthy, fit, have a craving for exercise and healthy living, worry less about material things, receive many gifts, have dreams that you remember clearly in the morning, have visions that come true, feel mad drive towards your goals and get creative ideas, get contacted by long lost friends and people, etc

Keep staying away from sex. The way to do it is avoid pornography and watch how you stare at women. Go on food fasts

Also flee from prostitutes. They are the fastest source of bad luck

I want you to be aware of your new power and make more demands from people and God. No one will tell you No because you are now pure

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by franklingud(m): 7:26pm On Apr 06, 2021
Draslo:

I have properties and lawyers. I even have properties and businesses I stand to inherit in good time. My problem now is that almost every woman looks sexually appealing now. Konji truly has no respect for anyone and can make you throw away logic
My bro, you have done very great by staying celebrate for 1 whole year.

Thumbs up!

Now I think it's time for you to settle down.


It is not good for a man to be alone.

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Igbankpa(m): 7:29pm On Apr 06, 2021
I hardly even get aroused this days, just yesterday my girl came around and was expecting me to give her normal but she was disappointed. my mind is preoccupied on how I can get out of my current state of brokenness. i've been jobless since January and it's driving me crazy. babe no wear pant carry big yansh deh patrol still I no move. I deh fear now weda my gun don jam.

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Nobody: 7:33pm On Apr 06, 2021
franklingud:

My bro, you have done very great by staying celebrate for 1 whole year.

Thumbs up!

Now I think it's time for you to settle down.


It is not good for a man to be alone.

Marriage is how most people go down in life. Flee from marriage if you can OP donot listen to this guy
Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Labadi69: 8:01pm On Apr 06, 2021
Amazingguy55:


Cc labadi69

I never said good things don’t happen when one stops soapy. They happen because the person can now focus on more productive things instead of watching porn and doing soapy with all their time and energy. Not some magic that just happens automatically.

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Re: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by Nobody: 8:14pm On Apr 06, 2021
Labadi69:


I never said good things don’t happen when one stops soapy. They happen because the person can now focus on more productive things instead of watching porn and doing soapy with all their time and energy. Not some magic that just happens automatically.

You’re getting it wrong. It won’t be special or even be a thing if one still works as hard as they were before stopping soapy

The magic is things start to happen for you effortlessly. That’s the whole point

I’m sure all of these guys were focused on their goals before celibacy

Think about this, how much time can soapy take from you anyway. No matter how much of a soapy expert you are, you must still go to work or hustle else you would go hungry. Infact I dare say the more you womanize, the more you are driven to achieve material things in order to get more women

The success from celibacy is different bro. Try for 2 weeks then call me a fool if you don’t notice something with yourself and things around you

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