ovcwality:

Nice idea op

if he will take to advice ooo. But I guess he likes kpomo & snail

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Instead make you give am better slap for back or yansh.
Her head wey no correct go correct

You need to visit SHAOLIN TEMPLE for your safety but make sure you don't turn your bed to THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM

What do you expect...when you told her your love for her na.. Jackie Chan! .....so she go repay the favour naa

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Guy be very careful, you may be dealing with someone who is married spiritually. Na her spiritual husband dey kick you out.

Wahala plenty

Khd95:
Na her spiritual hubby dey kick u out of bed,

You go still collect spiritual nodding one day

Lmao..

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Go and buy king size bed.

And stop sleeping with someone that isn't your wife.

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Khd95:
Na her spiritual hubby dey kick u out of bed,

You go still collect spiritual nodding one day

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

I have had similar experience when I was younger.. Kick her out of the bed kungfu style too. She will get the msg and adjust gradually ooo. It works. Lol

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

If it's not a laughing matter then what matter is that?
Abeg make I laff jare.

Run run before she occupies your destiny

Enjoy your training

Evil Spirit at work.
How do people even sleep together when they're not married

Below is a Nairaland Buharist.

I'll carry her and put on d sofa

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Lol

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Truly hilarious.. Simply upgrade ur sleeping position to snake in the monkey shadow

bia op , which one be say she dey sleep like kung fu fighter . pls , don't disrespect the league of great kung fu fighters like bruce lee , jet li , jackie chan et al of which yours trully is a member ( who slap me ? ! ) .seek RUGA help for your fulani spirit filled gyalfriend before she go displace an important member of family like her mother in -law just like fulanis do to indigenes .

when you dey pakurumo we no here anything

Yourself copy the style

Lovethaa:
Guys my current babe is giving me headache , whenever we sleep together on the bed I'll wake up to find myself on the floor, she kicks and slaps me until I fall off..

Once I fall off , she will then spread her legs and hands all over the bed to occupy it.. at first I thought she was doing it intentionally but I just found out that is how she sleeps .. what can I do to save my soul ?... my friend told me to go and learn kungfu too but this is not a laughing matter ..

Any time she spreads herself on bed like that, just make good use of the display

Amarahly:
Reminds me of a line Chike's song .."I'm getting better in Kung fu"

Hi beautiful... Why u dey ignore me i don offend u Babe?

Bossman25:
What do you expect...when you told her your love for her na.. Jackie Chan! .....so she go repay the favour naa

Alhaji orezi , well done oh .

frozen70:


Any time she spreads herself on bed like that, just make good use of the display

Gbam

Where is the picture of that godamn kung-fu lady? Let's study it to know if she is possess with kung-fu spirit

she's an ogbanje . na her village people dey use her do ogbanje confu. Bro take her to deliverance or risk to continue complaining in bitterness

Ekejoestar:
U neva marry, u don dey complain for woman matter, if you come marry nko

Btw op,,, it's a sin to sleep with a woman you haven't married...may God 4give us all

Ordinary girlfriend

AwesomeStormy00:


Hahaha she is telling you stylishly to buy super king-size bed

Hahha bad boy

Spiritual husband at work, they will kill u one day.