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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by swiz123(m): 7:04am On May 09
Rock! Rock!!!.... Kudos for the reaction.

As a man, we should be ready for any eventuality. Pain is part of life and should be faced bravely.

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Twoclans(f): 8:09am On May 09
Uduak Uduak you and this your grace sha.

Like seriously what did I just read .

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Ayomide119: 8:40am On May 09
Yeee! I fear who no fear woman, i no go talk too much

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Cylovee(f): 8:45am On May 09
me I just find it funny when ever I see man fighting his fellow man because of woman or woman fighting because of guy...

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Vallyb(m): 9:19am On May 09
Bro, abeg no breakup sad
Or d tori go sour angry kiss
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Vallyb(m): 9:22am On May 09
Abeg no breakup sad angry
Or d tori go sour cry kiss
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Kingsuave(m): 11:14am On May 09
Shey you see why to carry woman matter for head like gala no go fit help brotherman for this life. tongue

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Kirkman: 1:43pm On May 09
WTF did I just read? I like the way he acted all mature about the whole issue even though he was mad inside of him. Grace nor try sha, I would like to see her gone with her insecure self but another mind tells me she's just doing all this to make man very jealous. Well, what do I know?
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by rafikii: 3:03pm On May 09
Swem is about to get premium Akwa Ibom di.ck

More ink to your pen @Therock555

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 3:31pm On May 09
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Swem was seated outside waiting for me already, she immediately jumped on me when I dropped from the bike. Damn, her body was soft, she was sporting just a short black nightie, damn, she had nice legs, her nipples poke at the nightie like swords. Damn, how did I no notice her all this while, anyway Grace dey pack everyone shine, so no be my fault.

"Your date dumped you?" She joked as we walked the short distance to her house. When I didn't answer, she kept quiet too.

I had branched to another bar to buy wine and two full roasted chickens before reaching her side, the gift I packaged for Grace was with me also.
She screamed in glee when I handed over the wine and meat to her, she quickly cleared her reading table and arranged the table for two and placed the wine and meat, went to her plate cabinets, got cups, plates and other cutleries and walked back, I was sitting on her bed pressing my phone, none of us said a word, she knew I was upset so she kept mute and waited for me to talk.

"No Valentine date?" I suddenly asked.

"I told you I don't have a boyfriend. I was outside reading while watching lovers passed by, when I couldn't take it again, I went in to read. Your call surprised me, you're the last person I was expecting to call tonight. You didn't even reply my text messages."

"Your text messages?" It was my turn to be surprise. I quickly swipe out my phone to check. I had over 40 messages. I hardly check my text messages because network providers don spam me tire. Truly, she sent a Val's day message to me, twice, she thought I hadn't receive the first, it dawn on me that Grace didn't send me any.

"Okay, since I didn't reply your text messages, atleast I'm here in person, so it's still a win win situation. Just do me a Favour, don't ever mention that name, Grace tonight or I'll walk out." I warned.

"Grace? Who is she?" She joked, I cracked a smile too.

She asked me to join her on the table. I slip out her chair before sitting after she did. We spent the next few hours, eating, drinking, laughing and generally having a swell time, nothing attracts me to a woman like a good conversation. No dull moments.

"Are you still going home tonight?" She suddenly asked. It was already midnight.

"Are you chasing me?" I teased raising my eyebrows. She bursted into laughter.

"No... No... Seriously, I like your company. I Wish I could kidnap you to be my roommate."

"Ifa hear!!!" I teased back.

As she cleared the table, I stripped off my clothes and walked to her bathroom, she was stealing glances at me, i'll have invited her to join me but I didn't wanna push my luck. Her bathroom was adorned with real sexy lingeries, I wonder who she was showing them off to.

When I came back, she took over bathroom duties. She had dropped her pictures on her bed for me, I was scanning them when she walked in dripping with water, a big towel covered her from chest to knee. The silence in the room was edgy.

"I saw something in your bathroom."

"What?" She feigned ignorance.

"Your undies, they are really sexy." I replied.

"Oh thanks, I feel shy now, well my ex boyfriend loved it when I wore them."

"Can you pretend I'm him?"

"You can't be like him, you're more handsome, intelligent and a good guy. Nevertheless, I dressed up for you too."

As she spoke, she removed the towel, "sjeoabdkdyqidbsosnslaoeb" my brain format. I lick my lips and swallowed hard while looking lustfully at body, she wore matching red net bra and panties, her areola stood proudly. Without waiting for an invitation, I stood up and walked up to her then carry her like a baby to the bed.
"I know you said I shouldn't mention a name tonight, but won't she be mad if she knows?" Swem whispered as I kissed her neck.

"And who would tell her?" I whispered back harshly.

she grabbed my head to look at her face then she grabbed my lips in a kiss. We locked lips like two angry birds. Her bra came off in seconds. I rushed her boobs like a starving goat, she wriggled my hair roughly.

She was already dragging my boxers of before I thought of condom, my eyes went to my clothes placed at the other side of the room. No time to check time. She was already dripping when I touched her pussy, no need for any more stimulation. I guided my machine gun into her warehouse, she gasped as I started stroking slowly. Desires enveloped her face as I gave my all, what I reserved for Grace that night was expended on Swem. Grace flashed my mind, I used the anger of what happened earlier to pound Swem harder, she seem to love it and grabbed me closer, her legs intertwined mine like a snake.

Soon I was hitting all cylinders, she was screaming nonchalantly as she grabbed her pillow with her head buried to stifle her screams, I was hitting her doggy, slapping her small yansh with every enmity I could muster.

As we lay exhausted, she soon slept off in my arms, I barely winked a bit that night, my heart was in turmoil, I couldn't get over the thought of Grace that night. The face of the dude was still fresh in my mind. I felt really bad that she had been using me to catch cruise all this while. She lied glaringly to my face.

By morning, we had another slow but sweet round before I finally crashed back. I had over 15 missed calls when I awoke again. Two from a strange number, Two from Victor and 10 from Grace, one from my mom. I called my mom first to inform her that I'll be back soon.

The aroma of egg sauce drifted into my nose as Swem walked in holding a tray laden with goodies. I took permission to freshen up first before we had breakfast together. Very soon her room was swarmed with her compound mates, they wanted to see who was bursting Swem's head all night.
Swem was smiling like she win a million bucks as they all poured her accolades. I later informed me that no guy have ever slept in her house before, not even her ex. In front of all the gossipers, I unveiled her gift to her, the gift I'll have given Grace. She was screaming in glee when she opened the wrapped gift.

I left her soon after. Victor called again, when I picked he asked me of my whereabouts, I asked him of his instead. He was at Ada's house. He asked me to come, I cut the call before he'll finish talking. Grace calls followed, I simply mute my phone till I got home.

Swem came to school wearing my Val's gift, Grace was the first person that checked it out, I could tell she was green with envy as Swem told her about her imaginary boyfriend who sent it to her from another state. I kept Grace at arm's length throughout out that week. I barely spoke to her except it was really important. It ate her up miserably, I rejected her food also. By the second day she brought my Valentine gift to school, after speaking to me unsuccessfully without response from me, she dumped the parcel in front of me and walked out weeping.

After school Victor dragged me to her place, I was reluctant but he claimed she had a really good explanation for me. It's not like I cared one bit, I just went to fufil all righteousness.

Grace was covered in duvet when I walked into her room, she had been crying cause used tissues were thrown everywhere around her bed. Immediately she saw me, she sat up and wiped her eyes. I felt sad too. Nothing dey move me pass a crying lady.

"I'm waiting for your explanation." I tried to be unconcerned.

"Baby, I swear, it's not what you think. Okay I'm sorry for lying to you about the true identity of the caller."

"What are you saying sorry to me for, you should be apologizing to your mother, you used her to lie to me. So all this frequents calls from your so called "Ma'am" was just a ruse right?"

"I'm sorry babe, it's not my fault that I lied."

"Whose fault then?"

"Yours!!" She screamed.

"Me, how?"

"Ever since I left Ma'am for you, he became extra caring, his calls increased everyday, he never misses a day without texting me twice and he had been pumping my account weekly. And you, you're always rigid, never romantic or ever call me any sweet name apart from 'babe', I deserved to be pampered too."

"So why am I still in the picture, why haven't you dropped me back for him? Shebi he is more romantic, or is it today that you know that the only time I can be romantic is when we're having sex? You should have known me by now."

"Because I love you with all my heart." She shouted at me. "I can't explain it but no guy have ever made me feel this way before. You might not be romantic or call me sweet names but there is something peculiar about you that attracts you to me."

"If you truly love me, you wouldn't have tried hiding during our date, that was disrespectful."

"I didn't know what to do. Ma'am had invited me earlier to come meet him there, I told him I wouldn't be free, only for you and Victor to choose there as our outing venue, I tried changing una mind to no avail. I had to take the risk, only to find him seated near our table. I was confused. I'm sorry Love."

"Save your apologies, I just wanted to hear your explanation, it's not like we'll get back together again, you and ma'am could continue." I concluded and turned away.

"Baby, he is just a money bag, you're the one I love." She bursted into tears.
"By the way, isn't that what Ike is to Ada, and you're in support of it, Victor knows, did he kill Ada, he overlooked it. Why can't you do the same so that we could be like old times."

"Because I am not Victor, dammit, he could eat shit, I don't eat shit. I've got choices, you ain't the only woman in my life."

As I spoke I was already walking to the door, she immediately hugged me from behind before I could open the door, she was sobbing on my shoulders. I couldn't bear it anymore so I loosened my grip and turn facing her, then wrapped my hands around her. From there we went to the bed. She brought out her phone and dialed Ma'am's number, when he picked, she immediately told him it was over and cut the call before he could process what she just said. When he called back, she cut the call and blacklisted his number. Then swore that she wouldn't allow something like that happen again.

Next moments we were kissing, I was tearing off her clothes but hindered her from touching mine, when she was stark naked, I began kissing her slowly while handling her breast. She was still trying to take my shirt off so I grabbed her hands and asked her to relax. She laid back as my fingers went to work, her nose sniffs turned to moans in seconds. Her eyes were closed as she made futile efforts to get me to lay down with her. If only she was looking at my eyes that moment, she would have known that I had plans for her because as soon as she became wet as fuvk, I stood up and made for the door before she could realize what's up.

She was screaming my name as I ran out. I felt good as I walked home. It was a perfect payback.

SUG president aka Ma'am 0, Me 1.... Or so I thought....


Still i Rock!!!

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 3:37pm On May 09
Happy Sunday guys, hope I didn't disvirgin una eyes this holy day ....
I'm off to go get bleeped up, it's my guy's birthday....
See una tomorrow. Insha Allah...
Still I Rock...
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 4:32pm On May 09
swiz123:
Rock! Rock!!!.... Kudos for the reaction.

As a man, we should be ready for any eventuality. Pain is part of life and should be faced bravely.




True talk bruh, true talk
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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 4:33pm On May 09
Twoclans:
Uduak Uduak you and this your grace sha.
Like seriously what did I just read .
You read correctly ooo, my eyes don see pepper for this life

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 4:34pm On May 09
Ayomide119:
Yeee! I fear who no fear woman, i no go talk too much
I fear person wey no dey fear woman ooo

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 4:34pm On May 09
Cylovee:
me I just find it funny when ever I see man fighting his fellow man because of woman or woman fighting because of guy...

Na jonzing niqqas dey do that shit mehn

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 4:35pm On May 09
Vallyb:
Bro, abeg no breakup sad Or d tori go sour angry kiss
Hahahaha for story wey don happen already, Abeg no make me laugh...

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 4:38pm On May 09
Kingsuave:
Shey you see why to carry woman matter for head like gala no go fit help brotherman for this life. tongue

Hahaha, I swear...
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 4:40pm On May 09
Kirkman:
WTF did I just read? I like the way he acted all mature about the whole issue even though he was mad inside of him. Grace nor try sha, I would like to see her gone with her insecure self but another mind tells me she's just doing all this to make man very jealous. Well, what do I know?

Nice comment sir...
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 4:40pm On May 09
rafikii:
Swem is about to get premium Akwa Ibom di.ck

More ink to your pen @Therock555


Hahahahaha, I don drop the update sir...

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by lanreabbey(m): 5:47pm On May 09
This thread dey burst brain
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Ayomide119: 7:30pm On May 09
I dey enjoy how you dey torment Grace wella Don't tell me say you don punish am finish
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Vallyb(m): 7:38pm On May 09
Now dat swem is in d picture
I think Grace is [/b]dawn and dusted[b] cry

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Trex4(m): 8:11pm On May 09
Funny how a girl that wanted to commit suicide because of you would just fall into another guys hands so easily. Women a lot of times don't know what they want. And I'm not saying it because of Misogyny.

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by DannyG8(m): 8:14pm On May 09
You dey give me joy
I just dey picture myself
For this your dope story
You made my day bro
Thanks alot

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Twoclans(f): 8:34pm On May 09
Therock5555:



Hahahahaha, I don drop the update sir...

This kind wicked update lipsrsealed who gets a woman wet and walks away cheesy That is soooooooo wicked of you . cheesy cheesy

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by SexySapphire(f): 10:07pm On May 09
Therock5555:
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Scorned Woman....

I don't know why I chosed this title for my story. It's actually 99% accurate, it all happened to me, when I started dating the babe (in the story) and she realized that I was a writer, she made me promise not to write about her or the relationship, it's been over five years since we broke up and we have been catching up lately. She actually asked me to write about her, and I'm gonna have fun doing so, she's out of the country, so she no fit disturb me if the story pepper her soul.


I'm actually dedicating this to two beloved Nairalanders that I've managed to have every single contact of mine and have been keeping up with me through thick and thin. Surprisingly, we've never met but I trust them pass some so called buddies of mine...

Psammy and Sexysapphire I hail una o.

And to all my loyal fans and homies that keep bugging me to start writing again after so many years, I'm glad to say, una don win again.

As it is my custom, I go clear una before we start. I'm as busy as fuvk, so I'll be dropping just one lengthy update per day, and I am a notorious fan of leaving some of my stories halfway, so in case due to unforseen circumstances I decide to end this halfway, make una no vex.

I initially wanted to drop these in the Literature section but I think my story would fit more in this section instead, so please mods, let me be, and don't be in a hurry to send this thread to FP, I don't have the energy to deal with thirsty folks except y'all wanna pay me full time to write, hahahahaha.

All protocols duely observed, please nobody should copy this write up in any form without my permission or else.... grin grin seriously don't do that shiiiiit.

I ain't gonna tag any other person, if the story catches your fancy, you could drop a comment and chill for subsequent updates, I no get joy, so pressurizing me won't change nada. Any day I am free, I'll post more than once.

Thanks to y'all....

Let the dice roll....... (I ain't dropping spoilers, and most names and locations are slightly changed to preserve their identities...)


My sonshine grin Momma is here for you, supporting you a hundred percent wink you brought me back to Nairaland kiss
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Shegzdave: 10:44pm On May 09
Therock5555:
Happy Sunday guys, hope I didn't disvirgin una eyes this holy day ....

I'm off to go get bleeped up, it's my guy's birthday....

See una tomorrow. Insha Allah...

Still I Rock...
Thought you are a Christian?
Moreover, I thought Grace was from a Wealthy family?, why is she billing you in stead of spending on you?
Lastly, Good work, keep it up. wink

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Ficient: 2:33am On May 10
Shegzdave:

Thought you are a Christian?
Moreover, I thought Grace was from a Wealthy family?, why is she billing you in stead of spending on you?
Lastly, Good work, keep it up. wink

that's how some vagina creatures behave

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Shegzdave: 10:05am On May 10
Ficient:


that's how some vagina creatures behave
Na wa ooh cheesy grin shocked
Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 1:54pm On May 10
Chapter 8...
Francis Hits the Lottery


This is a special update dedicated to all my Francis fans. But before we go there, lemme drop my ex boss gist that I promised. Two chapters back (Grace birthday party).

When Grace birthday was on, my ex boss summoned me again, he mocked me for hoarding all the girls without sending one over for him. I smiled and went back. No be say I no wan give am babe o but my ex boss na all these shy folks, he's a semi stamerer, which is easily noticeable when he's angry or tensed. I thought of the girl that could easily handle him, my eyes went to Philo who was twisting on one random dude's scrotum in the name of dance.

I called Grace aside and informed her, she agreed when I asked her to speak to Philo, moments later, Philo had grabbed her purse and walked towards my ex boss table.

I was watching them vividly, three other men were on the table with him, obviously Grace hadn't pointed out who was asking for Philo so she was in the blind when she got there, my ex boss had forgotten to provide an extra chair. Strangely, either because he was shy or clearly intimidated, he didn't make a move when Philo greeted them, he was stylishly looking around to avoid talking to her, the other men were oblivious of what was happening so they also bone face turn one side. Chaaaaaiiiii I weak as Philo shamefully walked back to our side, she was burning with rage when she explained things to Grace, shame catch me for that man.

After about ten minutes, he sent for me again. I reluctantly went, he apologized for fuvking up, claiming that the men sitting on his table were his Church members who know he is quiet in church and with the way Philo was dressed, they'll bury him with talk. I almost screamed back that they were all drinking beer, so if beer drinking no be sin, na to toast party babe go come be sin? But I restrained myself and asked him what he needed again, he pleaded that I got another babe for him but she shouldn't come to his table, she should go towards the toilet, he'll go track her from there.

In other not to erupt Grace's rage, I searched around for another chick. I noticed the a girl that sat alone pressing her phone. I sat next to her and quickly did introductions, she wasn't hostile the moment I said I was the celebrant's boyfriend, she was more interested when I pointed at that my boss would like to see her, I pointed out the man to her and asked her to walk by their table and go to the toilet area, he'll come meet her.

She did accordingly, I even signaled the man that she was for him, surprisingly, five minutes, this man never move from chair. I felt bad to a fault, the babe even sneak back twice to check if he was still at the table, na when the man mind sweet am nai him stand up go, they both returned less than 30 seconds later, he was walking like Alhaji Dangote while the girl was clicking at his heels with G-wagon speed, she got to where I sat before he even reach his table. I could see the anger all over her face when she sat next to me. I knew both me and my ex boss don Bleep up.

"Your boss is mad" she exclaimed.

"Wetin him do?"

"So after standing around for more than five minutes, he finally came and was stammering heavily to even tell me his name, I introduced myself too and he said, alcohol was making him to stammer, so I should give him my phone to put his number because the people he sat with on his table could check his phone and criticize him. Naso I just hiss begin come back." She explained.

Laugh wan kill me as she narrated her tale, I just weak for that man matter. I apologized on his behalf and joined Grace before the werey think say I don go toast new babe.

As for my ex boss, them no born am well make he ask me for another babe cause he know say him don fuvk up.

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"Baba, I get one nice ticket wey I wan play, let's go together." Francis asked me one evening.

We walked the short distance to a Bet9ja shop. He immediately brought out 1k and stake his ticket, I scanned the ticket, Francis combined two leagues to forecast Goal-Goal(gg) in ten matches, five from each league. I began laughing when I reviewed the ticket, I pointed out that about four matches on the ticket were between top inform teams and bottom side teams, so there's a huge probability that it would be a one sided scoreline.

"If God say I go win, I go win, just play your own let's go."

"Nah, I get better things to do with my 1k, even 100 bucks I no go waste for this ticket." I replied as we walked out. Francis expected winnings was about 102k.

Fortunately I was online throughout that night, when I wanted to sleep, I decided to check livescores, booooom!!! I couldn't believe it, Francis ticket enter all. It was completely green. Shit, my heart skip three times. So naso 100k take pass me, Hey God. Instant malaria catch me that night. I woke up the next morning with a searing headache.

I was the first teacher to arrive school, HM was stunned when she walked in and saw me, she asked if I slept over in school the previous day, I just smiled and waited patiently for Francis. He was late as usual and got reprimanded before he walked to his class.

I was restless during first period because I was expecting him rush excitedly to my class to tell me the good news. I know my niqqa, ma me dey receive information first, and he'll even want to brag and drag me for not joining him to play the ticket. By second period, I couldn't take it again so I handed over the class to Francis and walked out. She was still boiling over our fracas, I noticed that nobody called her that morning which was unusual because she and 'ma'am' must have spoken atleast twice that morning. Since ma me be the oga on top now, I gats shalaye.

Francis was teaching when I got there, I informed his class teacher that he was needed in HM office so he was excused. He was asking what he did to HM that she'll summon him again, he was even more surprised when I lead him to a different route from HM's office...

"How far with your ticket?" I asked him when we were out of sight and ears.

"I don't know, I haven't checked it yet. I'm sure e don cut sef." He said nonchalantly.

"Hope you no trowey am?" I almost screamed.

"Noo, e dey my front pocket." He replied and brought it out of his chest pocket. I snatched the bet slip and quickly scanned it to make sure I wasn't hallucinating earlier.

"Francis you don win ooo!!!” I cried out in joy and raised him up, he was too shocked to even celebrate, not until I showed him the scores from my phone. Niqqa went bonkers, that was his first bet9ja win. Before break period, the whole teachers knew that Francis had hit the lottery.

Every thing about Francis changed, his walking and standing posture, his swags, his voice, his confidence was equal to Dangote's own. Even other female TP staffs that didnt speak to him started saying Hi.
As school closed, we went to cash out the ticket, his body was shaking as he counted the naira notes, before I could drag him out of there, he had asked everybody around to play 100bucks worth of ticket, all bills on him. He passed the computer operator 5k also. As he walked home, he kept listing things that he would do with the money, I was pleased with his choice of expenditure but I frown when he said the last line.

"... Finally, I go carry you my niqqa with Ada and Grace on a date." He concluded.

"Dude, nooooo. Don't do it, those girls would wreck you, and by the way, none of them would even give you peck talk more of press breast, so why not carry only me and any crush of yours wey pussy go sure for you. Atleast ma win-win situation." I adviced.

"Guy, which girl I go fit carry wey hot reach Ada, not to talk of Grace sef, mehn, I don promise myself say if I no comot with Grace, my life never complete." He swore.

"Na my girlfriend you dey talk about so!!! She no go ever send you even if we break up. And you know say Ada dey with Victor, so there sef na no go area." I warned.

"I tell you say I wan straff them? bro, their beauty is enough for me, we dey go joint wey my guys dey mostly visit, them no go ever see me like small boy again after tonight. So are you in or out? Because I'll ask Grace personally if you don't want to come."

I looked at him and shook my head, money don format him memory, there was no need arguing with him, I told him, we'll make it.

Trust girls na!!! They quickly agreed to Francis invitation, Ada quickly looked for a sweet excuse to bounce Victor for the night. By Evening, they were all dressed to kill as they joined Francis and I in the joint. This time, determined to make up for the previous date, Grace walked up to me, dragged me up, wrap her hands around my waist and planted a fantastic wet kiss on my lips. Everyone began murmuring, I heard one brother saying, "bros no be only get fine babe o". Francis simply embraced Grace and Ada before planting a sharp kiss as Ada was shifting away. The cheeky bastard was giggling.

I was giggling too but for different reasons. The bar we were in was the most expensive in the whole town. The price of beer was three times higher than other joints around town. I tried to talk sense into Francis strong head to change venue before the girls would arrive but he was shouting, "Money no be problem, My money grows like grass, Na me be the new **********(insert my town's name) OBO. Bros no dey underrate me"

Chai I weak for the bobo, I free am. The girls first settled for cookies with chocolate ice cream while I started with red wine with fried chicken and Irish chips, Ada and Grace quickly asked for same too in addition, shey we want to be mad. Let's mad na. Francis simply ordered beer. grin grin grin
When shame no gree brother man, he asked for fried meat with another beer. As per I no wan spoil my belly, I asked for another bottle of wine, I can't come and carry last. We all ordered a big bowl of fried chicken and settled it with one final round of ice cream. By then I was feeling like Mike Adenuga. grin grin
Francis asked for the bill, went it was brought to him, his demeanor changed in milliseconds, Grace was out taking a call while Ada was chatting, I was the only person watching Francis, the waiter too.
Francis suddenly developed short sightedness. The writings became too large abi small for him cause he took the bill further away from his eyes to scrutinize it first, I was already trying to suppress my laughter. When he turned to me and said.

"Bros, our bill na 92k ooo!!!"

My chair broke..... grin grin

Sorry, I broke my chair.... grin grin

Yes, you read it right, I tumbled off my chair in a fits of laughter, the chair broke when I fell, I was rolling on the floor in 100% estacy, the waiter thought I was laughing in pain, she helped me up and quickly went to replace my chair, phew see better customer service, no wonder their bill high.

Francis was red in the face as he passed his ATM card to the waiter(I had advised him to deposit the money into his account earlier before going home before he uses it to do giveaway for his area folks), he wasn't Francis anymore, I think a mannequin, a very pale sad looking one had replaced him. The waiter returned with a POS machine so he could insert his password, aftwards a receipt was given to him, he tore it to shreds as soon as it touched his hands, I wanted to grab to take a picture of it first make I dey use yab am but his mannequin also had flash super powers because as soon as I made to grab it before him from the waiter, it was already lying in shreds on the marble floor.

Na laugh I dey laugh as we dey comot, Grace kept asking what happened but none of us spoke, Ada wasn't speaking for obvious reasons, Francis was as cold as a frog, his head was bowed as we searched for a bike and I was still jerking with laughter. I no even get time to answer any useless questions......

It's safe to say, in one day, Francis won a hundred grand in the morning and blew it in less than 16 hours, is my God not a good God? Francis didn't speak to the trio of us for two weeks.....


grin grin grin





Still i Rock!!!

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 2:03pm On May 10
Hi guys, I got off work early today, I was torn in between sleeping off my yesterday hangover(yes yesterday was lite),

I go drop small update for the APBT thread (if you know, you know grin grin )

Or watching movies(yes I have over 19 unwatched movies on my phone, I just dey gather them),

Or Boot on my PlayStation and deal with some bad fellas(problem is, I've finished all my adventure games, I even played some twice, I'll need to go refresh my games. And I dey lazy to comot.),

Or calling one stand by chick, (shit, I reason am say after yesterday spending, I no suppose blow cash again, month still early)

I finally decided to get stoned and type for una. Atleast e no require any budgetary strain except my fingers.

Even me dey laugh for the update as I dey reread am, see if I no see up to 20 likes before 8pm, walahi I'll go on strike.

Make una try me... grin grin

Still I Rock...

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Re: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Therock5555(m): 2:13pm On May 10
lanreabbey:
This thread dey burst brain
Na una comment dey motivate me ooo

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