Chinese customs officers have made the world’s biggest seizure of human organs in history this morning, a total of 7221 joysticks of African origin hidden in a refrigerated freight container.

Acting on information from an anonymous informer, Chinese officers found the organs in 36 boxes labelled as plantains (cooking bananas) inside a refrigerated container on a ship harboured in the Shanghai Port.

Chinese General Administration of Customs spokesman, Li Wu, says an increasingly large number of armed groups in Africa use organ trafficking to finance themselves, making such seizures predictable.

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

Mr. Li says the organs were shipped from Lagos in Nigeria but may have only transited through that country and could possibly originate from elsewhere in Africa.

“We know that joysticks from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”


The Chinese General Administration of Customs says similar seizures may become more common over the next few years as armed groups in Africa turn to organ trafficking to finance their military operations.
Human joysticks were seized in nine cases since 2002, but today’s find represents more than four times the amount seized by customs officers over the past 18 years.

Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market, and its total value was more than $1.15 billion.

The ship’s crew, four Nigerians, two Malians and two Cameronese are being detained for interrogation, but no charges have yet been filed against them.



https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chinese-authorities-seize-over-7200-human-joysticks-on-a-cargo-ship-from-nigeria/

Wtf did I just read

What do dey use dem for?

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The Chinese have killed nearly all of our plant's endangered and rare animals in their futile quest to increase the size of their tiny bedroom tackle, so it is hardly surprising that the complete failure of all those animal-based dong-enhancement modalities would lead to the Chinese simply ordering freshly amputated African man-meat by the tonne, presumably for use in transplant surgery.

One can only speculate as to how a Chinese man would explain his possession of a black walking stick, unless of course such organ recipients only copulate under the cover of darkness, so as to conceal the skin tone of their newly installed undercarriage.

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Useless chinko. They keep encouraging evil in Africa, fuelling terrorism and all the Northern vices, just so they can get body parts of victims. The only reason they seized the container is to check if the joysticks are contaminated and not fit for the market, otherwise they are good to go

Now you understand those harvesting dicks and killing people in Nigeria are not using it for money rituals after all. They are sending it to the Chinese.

What a callous way to live. Killing people for their dicks, killing people for few dollars

Wow, are you for real

Chinese commuting atrocities in Africa.

The Chinese have for decades been the world's largest supplier of fresh human organs for the medical transplant industry, so there is a strong possibility that human phalluses may now be in demand by Chinese men who are known to be extremely anxious to increase the size of their tiny little maggots.

https://naijatell.com/33434/chinese-authorities-seize-over-7200-human-joysticks-on-a-cargo-ship-from-nigeria/

Hopefully, this alarming disclosure will encourage the Nigerian authorities to boot the Chinese out of Nigeria as a matter of EXTREME urgency.

After all, if one's bedroom tackle has been stolen and sold to the Chinese, there can be no further talk of Oza Room Akson, for the victims of that terrible crime

dabeto:
Chinese customs officers have made the world’s biggest seizure of human organs in history this morning, a total of 7221 joysticks of African origin hidden in a refrigerated freight container.

Acting on information from an anonymous informer, Chinese officers found the organs in 36 boxes labelled as plantains (cooking bananas) inside a refrigerated container on a ship harboured in the Shanghai Port.

Chinese General Administration of Customs spokesman, Li Wu, says an increasingly large number of armed groups in Africa use organ trafficking to finance themselves, making such seizures predictable.

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

Mr. Li says the organs were shipped from Lagos in Nigeria but may have only transited through that country and could possibly originate from elsewhere in Africa.

“We know that joysticks from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”


The Chinese General Administration of Customs says similar seizures may become more common over the next few years as armed groups in Africa turn to organ trafficking to finance their military operations.
Human joysticks were seized in nine cases since 2002, but today’s find represents more than four times the amount seized by customs officers over the past 18 years.

Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market, and its total value was more than $1.15 billion.

The ship’s crew, four Nigerians, two Malians and two Cameronese are being detained for interrogation, but no charges have yet been filed against them.



https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chinese-authorities-seize-over-7200-human-joysticks-on-a-cargo-ship-from-nigeria/

scull miners & human parts scavengers has gone international

this is not a good news

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Now you understand those harvesting dicks and killing people in Nigeria are not using it for money rituals after all. They are sending it to the Chinese.

What a callous way to live. Killing people for their dicks, killing people for few dollars

modernized slave trade.

as in label plantain. na wow ooo, I cover my own with the blood of Jesus

Lawao

Hyperchi:
as in label plantain. na wow ooo, I cover my own with the blood of Jesus

Chinese dem no dey fear Jesus o. Nobody blokkos dey safe now for Obodo Nigeria again now

Better kukuma go sell am for Chinese, so far you don see say dem need am, make dem no come cut am by force, give you twenty naira compensation.

From Naija? How many sane dic.ks are left?

Wow!!!
Just wow!!

On top the fornication in this country they want to add joystick to it.

Is this for real??
They've graduated from skull miners to dic.k miners

Why did I open this news

I have read this write up five times now yet I can't just comprehend it.
Can someone Explain??

Jesus Christ of Nazareth. The heart of men are evil. What can one possibly be doing with the joystick of his fellow human being if not for rituals

Firstorderwizard:
I have read this write up five times now yet I can't just comprehend it.
Can someone Explain??

My pleasure sir. The gist of this news story is that a total of 7,200 carefully counted pieces of male bedroom tackle, otherwise known as man-pikin-blokkos, were found to be improperly packaged for export to China inside a shipping container.

Now, given that China imposes very strict standards of hygiene and packaging on all shipments of fresh frozen dongs and shlongs imported from Africa, this particular consignment was seized by Chinese customs, on account of non-compliance with those clearly stipulated shipping mandates.

Now, putting yourself in the shoes of a hard-working Chinese blokkos exporter who has been harvesting and exporting in Nigeria for many years, I am sure that you would not be amused to learn that other less scrupulous members of your cartel had been found wanting, in their adherence to clearly worded shipping and packaging directives from the Chinese government.

In short, anyone engaged in the harvesting, packaging, and exporting of fresh-frozen blokkos from Nigeria, MUST be SEEN to be in compliance with all relevant statutes, procedures, and policies governing this new lucrative industry.

God breast Nigeria, and to all man pikin who reside in Nigeria, it goes without saying that you must hold on dealry to your man-meat anytime you see Chinese people, bearing in mind their newly established industry.

ebukaokeke234:
Jesus Christ of Nazareth. The heart of men are evil. What can one possibly be doing with the joystick of his fellow human being if not for rituals

Your blokkos is required by Chinese men, because as you know, God was very stingy and inconsiderate when allocating blokkos size to them. Chinese men were therefore left with no alternative than to TRANSPLANT bigger preeks from willing and unwilling African donors, who are known to be hung like freaking donkeys.

In case you are already the proud father of children, and therefore have no further use for your own blokkos, I am pleased to inform you that you can sell your under-utilized African preek to the nearest Chinese man, for as much as 500 naira or more, once it has been cut off and packaged for export to China.

Ha! This is seriously serious. By the way, how did this pass through security checks at the Lagos port?

If 7k plus human gbola could pass undetected, na only God know wetin really dey happen for that port and how many other things dey pass undetected.

litigator:
Ha! This is seriously serious. By the way, how come this pass through security checks at the Lagos port?

If 7k plus human gbola could pass undetected, an only God know wetin really dey happen for that port and how many other things dey pass undetected.

No be small ting, my broda. The only men with nothing to fear, are those who have already sold their undercarriage to Chinese exporters.

meobizy:
Lol. What equivalent of The Onion is this?

You are only laughing because you have nothing to lose to these dastardly Chinese blokkos hunters.

Anyway I am laughing too, since I now take the precaution of wearing METAL underwear these days, rigged up with spikes, barbed wire, and even explosive charges, to deter thieves who are hellbent on stealing ALL blokkos that are not well guarded.