...Omo it's like we go begin get personal security for our joysticks or better still only me go go sell my own instead of someone else stealing it and sell it.

But China sef, can any good thing come from China? Everything about them is today today there is no tomorrow or future

Africa is finished.

A ship from Nigeria has been impounded in China whilst trying to smuggle in 7,200 joysticks. Hundreds of thousands of Nigerian joysticks are smuggled nto China every year. Nigeria is the worlds largest exporter of joysticks & this is why kidnapping & ritual killings are rife here.

What do the Chinese do with these joysticks & why are they obsessed with Nigerian ones in particular? This is not joke but a serious question. The Chinese should leave our joysticks alone & those that procure them for them in Nigeria should be regarded as terrorists & eliminated.

https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/1381995112205537287

Wait what?

I heard it is used in potions for enhancing libido and increasing the size of gbola. I know some people will see this as a business venture. Prick harvesters. Henceforth na small pant I go dey wear. No more dangling of prick in clubs. No more fast walking so E no go shake. No more pissing in corners. Toilet doors will have to be tightly shut. Even dancing with shordies will be limited. I have to look for every avenue to convince them that my prick is small. For If I don't take care of my prick who will?

Chaii I know inside the ship there will be;
Dried d**k
Smoked d**k
Frozen d**k
Embalmed d**k
Fresh d**k

In different colours and sizes and lengths and weights. By the time China is done our women go dey line up for intimacy gadget shops hahahahahahaha

Omg

I cover my d**k with the blood

This matter tie wrapper. This matter should be investigated.

Lols this one weak me

Haaaa I can't believe this, nothing I no go see

Make I go clean my gun

Any body wey won try come near my penis

Na hot lead him go get

God pls protect my penis o

.

How do they get the preek? By kidnapping and cutting them off or by diabolic means(hit and disappear)?

Very poor and corrupt waterway security!

This country is hard asf! Economy is hard, no jobs, no light, nothing is moving well and they still want to take away your preek.....the only thing that makes a man a man!

Omo... You dey wait?

Or could it be the reason Soldiers always pull down the pants of anyone they kill?

Lol I always say on this forum. Chinese are evil. African leaders are just too foolish to trust them.. Only time will tell. Watch

Lol

Omon na wa ooooooo

From the original satirical article, they wrote that libyan dick is worth more than african dick in the chinese market

Upon all our dick big, they say it is cheap.

Damn.


I read somewhere that says people with big dick have no sense How true is this

Maybe that is why africa is not developed

Rossikki, won't like this report and my very brilliant analysis

WTF

7,200 Black GPMG gun!!!??

Imagine going to a Chinese restaurant to order a sausage.. not knowing the delicious sausage you're eating is a black AK-47 riffle of one abayomi from Ogun state

This man has returned to his drugs again

Operation guard ur prick oo make man nnabuenyi miss road enter ship to china oo

Not only are they wicked employers in Nigeria, The Chinese are stealing our joysticks!


Seriously, but FFK fell for this fake news

It's either they smoke and turn them to natural dildos and sold at high prices to women in China because their men's joystick is nothing to write home about


or


They're being grinded and packed into tins then sent back to africa for consumption.

Fear China o

May they use it for experiment or as an organic intimacy gadget or even as penis replacement just like kidney replacement.

shocking

Femi Fani Kayode

But there have not been reports of missing joysticks. Neither were there any joystick submission business anywhere.
Read this in punch; https://punchng.com/fact-check-is-it-true-that-7200-joysticks-were-shipped-from-nigeria-to-china/

The report, which has gone viral on WhatsApp, Facebook Instagram, as well as Twitter, was also reposted by blogs in Nigeria, Malawi, Uganda, Kenya, Ghana, and the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Nigeria’s Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode, who is one of those who shared it, tweeted, “A ship from Nigeria has been impounded in China whilst trying to smuggle in 7,200 joysticks.
Hundreds of thousands of Nigerian joysticks are smuggled into China every year. Nigeria is the world’s largest exporter of joysticks and this is why kidnapping and ritual killings are rife here.



“What do the Chinese do with these joysticks and why are they obsessed with Nigerian ones in particular? This is not a joke but a serious question.

“The Chinese should leave our joysticks alone and those that procure them for them in Nigeria should be regarded as terrorists and eliminated.”

VERDICT:

The report is FALSE.

Lies

Heard they prefer big ones, so guys with small gbola can rejoice, finally an advantage of small gbola and only those with big gbola should be security concious.