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Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Blue3k(m): 2:34pm On Apr 15, 2021
Acting on information from an anonymous informer, Chinese officers found the organs in 36 boxes labelled as plantains (cooking bananas) inside a refrigerated container on a ship harboured in the Shanghai Port.

Chinese General Administration of Customs spokesman, Li Wu, says an increasingly large number of armed groups in Africa use organ trafficking to finance themselves, making such seizures predictable.

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

Mr. Li says the organs were shipped from Lagos in Nigeria but may have only transited through that country and could possibly originate from elsewhere in Africa.

“We know that joysticks from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”

Human joysticks were seized in nine cases since 2002, but today’s find represents more than four times the amount seized by customs officers over the past 18 years.

Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market,  and its total value was more than $1.15 billion.

The ship’s crew, four Nigerians, two Malians and two Cameronese are being detained for interrogation, but no charges have yet been filed against them.

Source: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chinese-authorities-seize-over-7200-human-joysticks-on-a-cargo-ship-from-nigeria/?fbclid=IwAR1upbn7015AnvmFE1QRBbU5ndCLgrtAdASCHyT5_XSTmM2FIBoXlxoFwjU

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Blue3k(m): 2:35pm On Apr 15, 2021
FFK got fooled by satirical website. Facts don't matter though the story is pretty entertaining. It deserves front page for that at least

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Nobody: 2:36pm On Apr 15, 2021
The headline made no sense at all before
How can that amount of people keep getting harvested without anybody noticing when they are not fish?


Even if that was the case, they will never write it like that. They would have simply said organ harvesting.

Facts might not matter there but it shows sense doesn't matter here in Nigeria

Edit: it's so unfortunate that some people are arguing that 7.2k people can die without leaving any trace or making the news

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Nobody: 2:37pm On Apr 15, 2021
Blue3k:
FFK got fooled by satirical website.

That man is not a brilliant man and he is a member of the oduduwa intellectuals grin grin grin

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Blue3k(m): 2:53pm On Apr 15, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
The headline made no sense at all before
How can that amount of people keep getting harvested without anybody noticing when they are not fish?

Lol the story is ridiculous on every conceivable level. It's surprising people still take FFK seriously. This guy has a habit or spreading gossip. I remember he claimed Kanu was being held by the navy years back.

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Amotolongbo(f): 2:54pm On Apr 15, 2021
Blue3k:
FFK got fooled by satirical website. Facts don't matter though the story is pretty entertaining. It deserves front page for that at least
I don’t know why and how people take this deranged Femi so serious that they believe anything from him

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Tolexander: 3:00pm On Apr 15, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


That man is not a brilliant man and he is a member of the oduduwa intellectuals grin grin grin
FFK is so foolish thathe could score a brace of Bianca Onoh and Precious Chikwendu

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by countryfive: 3:29pm On Apr 15, 2021
thank God its false

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Blue3k(m): 3:30pm On Apr 15, 2021
Describing the organ’s value as high as illegal drugs, he said that “specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market,  and its total value was more than $1.15 billion.


Lol even kidneys don't go for this much money. Organ harvesting make you millions of dollars in the black market but they aren't going after your joystick.

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Heffalump(m): 3:44pm On Apr 15, 2021
FFK is always acting as a petty politician he is. Why publishing a story without first checking it out for confirmation

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Depressed101: 4:06pm On Apr 15, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
The headline made no sense at all before
How can that amount of people keep getting harvested without anybody noticing when they are not fish?


Even if that was the case, they will never write it like that. They would have simply said organ harvesting.

Facts might not matter there but it shows sense doesn't matter here in Nigeria
oga do you know how many kidnap and murder are committed in nigeria everyday? Human body part harvesting is real and has being going on for decades now especially in nigeria

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by gawu1: 4:24pm On Apr 15, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


That man is not a brilliant man and he is a member of the oduduwa intellectuals grin grin grin
Even though he is an oduduwa, his fans are far away in the land of ipob pigs. His best followers are Nnamdi Kanu sheep. They worship and adore him to the extent that whatever he says is believe more than bible words.
Go to his twitter page and see those that were hailing him for ''exposing'' Nigeria and Buhari government ones more.

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Olatomiwami(m): 4:41pm On Apr 15, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


That man is not a brilliant man and he is a member of the oduduwa intellectuals grin grin grin



To us ,he is a noise maker, to u, u hype anybody that can abuse and say thrash on govt, no matter how idiotic the person sounds.

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Nobody: 4:52pm On Apr 15, 2021
Depressed101:
oga do you know how many kidnap and murder are committed in nigeria everyday? Human body part harvesting is real and has being going on for decades now especially in nigeria
No one is saying it's not real.

But if 7,200 people go missing at once, would that fly under the radar?

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by SocialEngineer: 6:42pm On Apr 15, 2021
Any adult would immediately know that's fake news. Anybody who doesn't is not smart.

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Depressed101: 7:18pm On Apr 15, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:

No one is saying it's not real.

But if 7,200 people go missing at once, would that fly under the radar?
with the rate of killing in the country yit's very possible to sort human parts from all over the country and gather 7200 male organs.

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by BrainEya(m): 8:03pm On Apr 15, 2021
After this, I'm deactivating
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by NwaNimo1(m): 8:42pm On Apr 15, 2021

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Destine7: 8:42pm On Apr 15, 2021
This is so strange

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by olaboy33(m): 8:42pm On Apr 15, 2021
OP did not categorically state the verdict of afp fact check on the issue.

AFP has debunked the story, it is a false story.

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by SimplePlan34: 8:43pm On Apr 15, 2021
Na wa
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by momodub: 8:43pm On Apr 15, 2021
Chaiiiiiiii
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by brightovio007(m): 8:43pm On Apr 15, 2021
Lol
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Nobody: 8:43pm On Apr 15, 2021
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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Nobody: 8:43pm On Apr 15, 2021
Men, Protect your joysticks as we now have joysticks harvesters.

Please, check my signature

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by datola: 8:44pm On Apr 15, 2021
Ah
Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by thaoriginator: 8:44pm On Apr 15, 2021
shocked

Me bloodclaat!

Guess dem a use it fi do a wrap bite or some sandwiches deh.

Sumtin like; Spicy Penis avocado wrap bites, or spicy penis and avocado sandwich. Penis and pepper pizza, pulled penis burger, hot spicy penis and waffle grin




Una papa! grinundecided

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by unitysheart(m): 8:44pm On Apr 15, 2021
Na mumu. News wey I don see many weeks ago na him the agbaya fall for.

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Nobody: 8:44pm On Apr 15, 2021
The news still shocks the person below cheesy

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by benn94(m): 8:44pm On Apr 15, 2021
Which kind news be this one again?
God help us o

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Re: Satire: 7200 Joysticks Found In Ship From Nigeria, Seized In China - Fact Check by Sirmuel1(m): 8:44pm On Apr 15, 2021
grin

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