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How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by franchasng: 5:27pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
Step1 Go to Mosque with a Fulani Imam every few hours to pray. Step2 Cram the whole quoran and make sure you can recite it without looking at the book. Step 3 Don't miss any prayer Step 4 Cut all your trouser and make sure they don't touch your ankle Step 5 Always wear white skull cap Step 6 Drop out from school and enroll in Islamic studies Step 7 Plan a visit to Somali, Sudan, Egypt or Morocco Step 8 To be continued 5 Likes |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Kriss216: 5:31pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
Nawao. Uncle, abeg tell me how one can become a Yoloba moslem. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Dcube212: 5:35pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
Op. What do you want |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by franchasng: 5:42pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
Dcube212:Teaching people how to become faithful Muslims, allahu akbar 8 Likes |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by sulasa07(m): 5:43pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
franchasng:Lots of people do this except number 6 and don't become terrorists. Egypt has one of the best Universities in the world in terms of Islamic Studies. 1 Like |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by franchasng: 5:45pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
Kriss216:marry a Christian and allow her go to Church while you go to Mosalachi every hour to recite the book and become a politician without manifesto other than to do the will of Sultan of Sokoto 10 Likes |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Zmark: 5:50pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
Cut all your trouser and make sure they don't touch your ankleNah this one funny pass. 4 Likes |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Kriss216: 5:56pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
franchasng:Thank you, Sir. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Amarallllll(m): 11:38pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
franchasng: Why are you tormenting the terrorists, they will lay a curse on you like Isa pant-ami to deji adeyanju ooo 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Wiseandtrue(f): 11:45pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
Experience be baba! Call Isa Pantami ASAP if you want to graduate from the University with first class Nigeria is a big joke 5 Likes |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Resurrection212: 11:49pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
We igbos are the problem of Nigeria we are religious bigots. 1 Like |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Rodwave: 1:16am On Apr 22, 2021 |
Lol... The abobaku mozlem terrorist miscreant above me is in pain 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Amarallllll(m): 7:57am On Apr 22, 2021 |
Resurrection212: I have seen ur comments here, u are not an Igbo man. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by DennisEche(m): 10:55am On Apr 22, 2021 |
Resurrection212:SAYS THE HEAD SLAMMING TERRORIST. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by Minjim: 11:27am On Apr 22, 2021 |
franchasng: Op, you forgot, support the terrorist actions of Boko Haram and Osama bin Laden 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by EzeNri(m): 12:13pm On Apr 22, 2021 |
8 Listen to Isa Pataharam preaching 1 Like |
Re: How To Become A Muslim Terrorist In Nigeria by franchasng: 4:01pm On Apr 22, 2021 |
EzeNri:That should be number 9. Step 10 Don't shave your beard for 5 years 1 Like |
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