Sirjudy1:


The telegram page. Seems it's their new fertile ground for recruiting gullible people

peeps4u:
So painful, I would have loved teachlead didn't deactivate his account to come and spit his tantrums again and curse the admin for changing his thread title.

Who are those who were joining teachlead to abuse and curse us?

No Free money anywhere.

If you need grant, be on the lookout for Elumelu grant next time it opens and apply.

For loan; you can always apply for Agmeisis while you wait for the next time NYIF loan is open.

Go for real loan/grant and stop wasting money on Facebook and telegram grants.

Theobarth is a scam
TELPECON is a scam
Golden Bridge is a scam
Oseea is a scam
SEM is a scam

Desist from all this "drop your acct details and pay Bleep amount for processing" kinda grant/loan.

tplayer:
Donors (aka beneficiaries), how are y'all preparing for the next moronic update, sorry disbursement.

It will end in unquantifiable disaster, just like its predecessors(SEM, TELPECON, ISHIBA, etc)



#UseYourHead
#NoFreeMoneyAnywhere

pek:
Another one is out. Supreme Grant. The funny thing is people are rushing it seriously.

Aremolekunowo:
I saw the supreme grants on the Telegram today, they are already having issue of trust and the voice note tretning a certain guy with efcc and dss for trying to defraud supreme grants customers. I think more and more grants are still knocking on the doors of Nigeria. Supreme grants is based in Uyo.

Sirjudy1:
Good day ladies and gentlemen, friends and enemies on this platform

Hope we have not overgrown our dancing shoes? You might need to buy a new pair if you have because the wait is still long .

Anyway, as we keep waiting, let us examine the case of Mr. X, a typical Theobarth die-hard subscriber.


Mr. X is a middle-class civil servant who earns about N56k monthly (having worked with the state government for about 10 years). He is married with 3 children; a typical Nigerian middle-class civil servant.

He heard about Theobarth grant from his church, and, coming from a trusted man of God, he had no reason to doubt the veracity of the news. To him, God had decided to lift him and his family out of penury.

He contemplated and studied the grant for some days, for he was naturally a very cautious fellow. He made wide consultation among those at the helm of affairs with regards to the grant and got the conviction he needed. Theobarth was said to be real and would disburse the following month. He was told that there was no limit to the number of clusters he could register: Theobarth had enough money to accommodate everyone who could sponsor a cluster.

He had some money in his savings account, so he decided to pull some out to invest in this life-changing venture. As His NIgerian sense kicked in, and he began to strategize on how to make the best out of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

First, he opened 5 different accounts in different banks for himself and all the members of his family. He called an extended family meeting and shared his newly discovered gold mine with them. He then urged each of them to open 5 different accounts in any Nigerian bank of their choice and forward the account numbers to him. Poverty had to be eliminated from their family root once and for all.

At work, he informed his friends and colleagues of the development and requested that they submit their names and account details, and those of their immediate and extended family members as well, that something great was coming their way. He, however, informed them that they would not need to pay any money at that point for the registration, but would need to part with a certain percentage of the grant when it comes.

Eventually, the list of names got up to 1000 which was needed to form a cluster. Mr. X then decided to sponsor each member of his family as a cluster owner. In order to achieve this without it raising any dust, he chose 5 different NGOs, reshuffled the list he had, and registered under them, each one having a member of his family as the cluster owner, and containing the same list he generated.

Let us stop here and examine a few things from the scenario that played out above:

Let us allow ourselves to be deluded for some seconds and assume that the grant is actually real and that Theobarth would disburse as he made his subscribers believe.

1. Without having any access to either the NIMC or CBN database (by using NIN or BVN) there is no other way of detecting a double entry, hence, Mr. X and his family members (including the underaged or even the deceased) would bag N100 million naira into 5 places as cluster owners, and 1.8 Million naira into 20 places as subscribers.

2. Mr. X would still go ahead and shortchange those registered under him by deducting their money based on the agreement they had.. After all, N2B would be transferred to his account to disburse to his cluster.

As unrealistic as the situation above is, that is what many Nigerians have been brainwashed to believe would happen. Many have spent a lot of money on grants and have spent a lot of productive hours praying and hoping that something that is clearly a scam would become real.


They attack and curse when you try to point out the obvious scam in the whole setup. They are too blind to see beyond the charade those men put up in the name of religion, and keep hoping for something that would never come.

Enough yarn for today

Let me go back to minding my business

Wonderful piece!

Aremolekunowo:
There have been loud noice and celebrations since yesterday,by supreme people, the rumours is that supreme has started paying their customers. Any one who have received their alerts should show the evidence here

Aremolekunowo:
I saw the supreme grants on the Telegram today, they are already having issue of trust and the voice note tretning a certain guy with efcc and dss for trying to defraud supreme grants customers. I think more and more grants are still knocking on the doors of Nigeria. Supreme grants is based in Uyo.

fuckpro:

...Lies
you need to get your head examine

kizsis:
Good morning . All arrangements for the disbursement of THEOBARTH Grant have been concluded. We have been invited to a meeting in Abuja this Thursday to Saturday after which disbursement will be done to all beneficiaries. I need your prayers for journey mercies and the whole disbursement exercise. Please accept my humble regards. This is an inside information. Don't ask me how I got it .

ruggedtimi:
this is November ....so maybe you will go for another meeting in Abuja?? My man mmm came we no learn.

Aremolekunowo:
I saw the supreme grants on the Telegram today, they are already having issue of trust and the voice note tretning a certain guy with efcc and dss for trying to defraud supreme grants customers. I think more and more grants are still knocking on the doors of Nigeria. Supreme grants is based in Uyo.