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Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by ElementG(m): 6:01pm On Apr 23, 2011
na u i go use am draw na? when no be say u wan use nepa poll pick teeth grin grin grin
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 7:35pm On Apr 23, 2011
Oni fe f'alangba je salad

oni fe fi cobra se skipping rope

oni fe fi baba suwe se scoffield

oni fe se prison-break ni kiri-kiri

oni fe gbe ile yin lo si yankee

oni fe plan coup fun obama
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by ElementG(m): 7:47pm On Apr 23, 2011
nice one my guy
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by jokingmary(m): 8:27pm On Apr 23, 2011
Alalabi:

Oni fe f'alangba je salad

oni fe fi cobra se skipping rope

oni fe fi baba suwe se scoffield

oni fe se prison-break ni kiri-kiri

oni fe gbe ile yin lo si yankee

oni fe plan coup fun obama
Translate please sad
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by ElementG(m): 8:29pm On Apr 23, 2011
abeg no dey form for us jor grin grin
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by jokingmary(m): 8:40pm On Apr 23, 2011
Na like so u go take greet me this evening? angry angry

BUT
Seriously I don't understand what he posted
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 8:54pm On Apr 23, 2011
U no go wan take lizard chop salad

u no go wan use cobra do skipping rope

u no go wan take babasuwe do scoffield

and u no go wan act prison break 4 kirikiri

u no go wan carry ur house go abroad

u no go wan plan coup against obama

and in addition se u fit help ghost do extracool

@jokingmary se u don satisfy now professor Jokingmary
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by jokingmary(m): 9:07pm On Apr 23, 2011
Yes my pikin

Good one cool
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by yinkalink(f): 9:35pm On Apr 23, 2011
Dani, Efe poked on Nl. I met Riana at aswani market. Chelsea wants to replace Cech wit Stevie Wonder. Hitler was knighted in England. Element wan go sun-tan 4 Alaska. Vampire's hobby is sun-gazing. Chelsea forfeits all their titles to Man U
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by EfemenaXY: 11:14pm On Apr 23, 2011
come

abeg, I nor poke nuffin

free ma skirt jor!! grin grin
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Idowuogbo(f): 1:05am On Apr 24, 2011
i likey thread , oya badosky resumes bashing

u no go wan inject kerosense as steriod joor oo
u no go want use engine oil as body lotion
u no go wan season chicken wiv toothpaste
u no go wan use boiling ring as vibrator
u fit employee gorilla as gateman
jooooor ooooooo grin grin grin
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by jackpot(f): 2:19am On Apr 24, 2011
Jor ooooo

who wan use Glo card do int'l green card?
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 3:40am On Apr 24, 2011
@Jokingmary, u no go wan call obj ur last-born

u no go fit call wole soyinka ur younger brother

u no go wan tamba 4 alligator

abi u fit take torch-light born house

or u fit use calculator do yahoo

send yahoo-messenger go market now

abi u wan take tape rule pull trailer

oh sorry I don 4get say na ur libido u dey take start gen

and na he-goat u take do d c.s.o 4 ur very big company
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by jackpot(f): 8:57am On Apr 24, 2011
^^d last 3 na bomb

where Mr Mary, dem don put u inside koffin, come nail am tongue tongue
*no offence*
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by olawalebabs(m): 3:22pm On Apr 24, 2011
You want fi iru se botton
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by bright007(f): 7:57pm On Apr 24, 2011
Yoi no go wan use desktop charger do rat trap
You go wan carry desktop comp put for ur ear take make call.
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by neyshed: 3:00pm On Apr 25, 2011
Onife sun sabe moving train, joo oO
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by neyshed: 3:06pm On Apr 25, 2011
Onife fomi oyan mu garri, joo oO. Watin dey happen naw
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by StudioCFR(m): 3:37pm On Apr 25, 2011
Nonsense!

Yoruba people make' me sick.

Mtchew
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by tollu: 2:26pm On Apr 26, 2011
She iwo le fi ekpon e play table tennis
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by StudioCFR(m): 3:08pm On Apr 26, 2011
lol
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 8:55pm On Apr 26, 2011
She u2 fit wash cloth 4 inside jerrycan,
Abi u fit take hen go 4 a swimming
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by ElementG(m): 12:30am On Apr 27, 2011
Una bad no be small. Me self no fit talk. Eyin tun bad gan
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by spikelord(m): 1:03pm On Apr 27, 2011
U fit use Relaxer chop bread make u come use shampoo step down?
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by ElementG(m): 1:09pm On Apr 27, 2011
you self no go wan use hanger do abortion abi u wan go treat headache for dentist hand grin grin grin
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Idowuogbo(f): 1:19pm On Apr 27, 2011
badosky comes bck to drop bars o, kwezonu pips

u no go wan boil stone chop
u no go wan  use cutlass eat rice
u no go wan use spagetti do braids
u fit do one night stand wiv gorilla jooor oo .
u fit rub ogbono for body wen chicken pox catch u  jooorr ooooo
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by ElementG(m): 1:30pm On Apr 27, 2011
u fit use shovel chop garri abi u wan use rake chop noodles. u no go wan be use trowel comb pubic hair
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 1:39pm On Apr 27, 2011
Okay now she u fit take straw do scaffolding

abi u fit pound yam 4 inside awo sosa

abi u wan use spider web do skipping rope

cob web 4 inside Mr. President office

okobo wey wan act blue-film

blind man wey wan run marathon

lizard 4 inside sardines

I meet obama 4 yaba
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by ElementG(m): 2:43pm On Apr 27, 2011
@Alalabi, u just dey bash dey go, man i think u deserve a rank on dat

LEVEL UP!!! MY BROS grin grin grin
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by dani1luv: 2:45pm On Apr 27, 2011
Nor be you I see for Yaba Left ni
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by ElementG(m): 3:05pm On Apr 27, 2011
darling, its been long dat av been saying it and i will say it again, u should get glasses, your eyes are going bad cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by ElementG(m): 9:36am On Apr 28, 2011
gud morning my joorers. joor oo, i no fit use shoe brush wash teeth oo and i no go wan use acid do mouth wash grin

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