This is a serious development, that must be tabled with Chairman Lala of the Big Snake Taskforce.


A woman in Indonesia went to her rice farm jejely, but was AMBUSHED, KILLED without remorse, and SWALLOWED by a gigantic 23-foot python.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-swallowed-python-she-checked-100000564.html
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Oga Lala, This matter must be investigated immediately, so as to determine the immediate and remote causes of this terrible calamity that ended the life of Mrs. Wa Tiba.

Oga Lala, after the emergency meeting of The Big Snake Taskforce, has been completed, a White Paper must be published, and then it is IMPERATIVE that every member of the team must board the first available flight DIRECT to Indonesia, where on-ground investigations must be carried out as a matter or PARAMOUNT importance.

Oga Seun, please apply your stamp of authority for Chairman Lala to take this important leave of absence from Nairaland, to oversee this urgent operation.

Thank you and God Breast Indonesia.

Jakumo! Jakumo!! Jakumo!!! How many times did I scream your username? Where are the pictures to stamp a semblance of truth on this your tall tale?

Very anyhow human being

Ishilove:
Jakumo! Jakumo!! Jakumo!!! How many times did I scream your username? Where are the pictures to stamp a semblance of truth on this your tall tale?

If na lie I come lie here today, make snake swallow me join. See di snake him photo now. Look am. See as hin face dey wickett.

Oga Lala, until you answer me today, I nogo chop. I nogo shook my new wife. I nogo even sleep sef. Oya, Oga Lala, over to you.

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u expect this crap on front page

without remorse

musicproducer:
u expect this crap on front page

without remorse

Please help me alert Oga Lala to do the needful, then I will change the wording of this news flash to please you.

You don take that thing again abi

iamyemiakins:
You don take that thing again abi

No no no Oga I don repent now. Slawomir even beg me sotaaaay, make I no commot for Union of Bitterleaf Master but I no gree. I don leave am.

Na only palmie I been dey take style dey nak for Saturday and Sunday morning, but even dat one sef no dey plenty at all. Only two keg don do me.

G

@op, No pictures, no front-page for u.

This one na mad man wey run commot psychiatric hospital

SporaD8:
@op, No pictures, no front-page for u.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrXTaL6AXxQ

I am confident that Oga Lala will step out of the shadows to comment on this breaking news, as soon as he returns from his trip to the Amazon Jungle in search of anaconda snakes to battle.

I will donate 10 large pythons and 25 large python eggs to lala if this gets to front page.

Snake promoters

It have tey you make front page abi?

Even tho I never see pictures to take confirm this Tori, but make I tell you wetin fit happen for abule


You see Indonesia, India, the kind bizzare snake stories from that angle ehhn, I no go doubt this 23 foot monster swallowing a rice farmer


But jakumo, u sef for take tidy the actual picture of the snake and the woman for this ur Tori na, if you have been here for a while, you will know that nairalanders have a tradition regarding storiea like this

"Pictures or adonbelivit"

Abeg add pictures oh, make lala no come dey disappointed.... You know say snake threads like this dey ever increase him libido.

Indonesia python dem no dey fear Oga Lala at all. Here is a video from 2018, when ANOTHER person was swallowed whole by a python.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc_LimfrPjM

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Because our Oga Lala FAILED thus far to use his good offices for the restoration of peace and order in the great nation of Indonesia where monstrous woman-eating giant pythons are STILL on the rampage swallowing hapless farmers, ANOTHER incident has been recorded in the very same Indonesia. This time again the victim was a woman who was swallowed whole like a marshmallow by a python that was later apprehended after a frenzied battle with law enforcement officers in that Indonesian forest.

It is not too late for Oga Lala to cut short his snake hunting vacation in the Amazon Jungle of Brazil, and return home to provide moral support for those of us that are getting worried about the possibility that those monster pythons might attempt to stow away aboard Nigerian-bound ships or planes, in a bid to invade our great nation for the purpose of swallowing people in a wanton manner than must NEVER be allowed to commence. Here is the latest development in Indonesia's War on Pythons. Another brave soul has been wasted in this war, and we DEMAND to know exactly WHAT steps Oga Lala will now take to prevent further escalation. A state of emergency must be declared at the very least.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/indonesian-womans-body-found-dead-074648781.html