biggest lie I had ever heard is when I was told I will become whatever person I would like to be when I grow up.. now I have know that Nigeria situations changes someone's destiny

That Buhari will fight kworoption

Lol

That we children are the leaders of tomorrow in nigeria

Biggest scam ever

That Buhari is fighting his fellow terrorists and he will make 1 naira will equal 1 dollar

Help an undergraduate in need. I'm in deep hunger right now.

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Victor opeyemi
Kuda microfinance bank

Thanks God bless.

Someone recharged my line 3 days ago without telling me , i called one big brother asked if he was the one, he claimed he was the one only for the original person to call this night and told me exact amount he sent.. the Egbon Bleep up shaa

That apple and onion can only grow in the North.

Mine was that Nigeria was beaten 99-1 in a football match choii

On Naira will be equal to one dollar. Buhari will make Nigeria a dream to live in. I thought it was true, now I know better

That APC will bring change, alas one year after...... but then they didn't lie though, they really brought change

All the story you put together from A-Z bros


Nah Big Lie.

That Nigeria will be great again... I later discovered that Nigeria was never a great nation

Dremma4:
Help an undergraduate in need. I'm in deep hunger right now.

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Victor opeyemi
Kuda microfinance bank

Thanks God bless.

No go find work. Dey find who go send you the moni wey dem suffer for. Oponu!

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chatinent:
The news about bloodshed was becoming unbecoming so I decided to spice up your day. Remember the lie sb told you but you later discovered the truth.

Share your experiences.


Mine:

1. Hanty say she doesn't like fufu.. “I feel nauseated by the smell. I can't hold it, I'll throw up.”

Visited her fam house...they were on Ofe Nchawu with achara. I didn't know at the mention of her name at home, all the fufu dobales.

2. Caught the most holy “virgin” church girl in my street back home in our barrack! Funny thing was I met her and told her I was travelling to school. She also told me she was going for a church program in another state.

My room was Block C. She tie wrapper come out Block D.

E choke.

3. Date....


What's your name?


Cloe Davis


(Saved digits, Truecaller tagged her “Bolanle Ogunjobi”)


Fish will swallow you, Bolanle.


4. My neighbour was always claiming sojo. I bin feel say na Cadet as per en papa hold small bar, and e bi like the oga go get connection.

We happen to meet at one party like that...he was all the way in the jacuzzi (all military underwear camouflage).

One flat chest go rebel am.

Wetin I hear na “come out, reason me your indian delta.”

Oga begin beg o.

Beg! I laugh die.


Dem tell am to off am. Bros beg dem no gree. Dem woos am better slaps.

E come dey go house enter bike. Wetin I hear amid tears na “no worry, I swear I will hunt you. My dad is a police. My uncle is the head of Sarz.”

I laughed die.

5. My neighbour girlfriend always lying to me her dad was a GM of FirstBank.

The problem was... I didn't even mind if she was rich or poor; I just liked her.

I was staying with my rich uncles she felt were my parents. She always didn't believe me when I said they weren't. She always thought I was hiding sth.

Two years down the line, I realized her dad was a gateman.

WTF was he doing with a briefcase going to work in suit!

6. Babe bi forming British accent for me.

She alleged to have stayed in Birmingham. Toh, I no even like the girl sha. She was too loud.

She bin yarn me say my job is too poor for her liking.

Mehn.


One day she say she dey go back London say her dad wants her back.


Many months later when I was returning from Maiduguri, we stopped at Enugu and was welcomed by the loud off-key poems of their “buy okpa” poets.

Reluctantly, I raised my head up from my phone to the rear.

Omg, is this not Theresa?

I came down. Called out to her, she took off. I pursue am hold am. She almost wanted the ground to swallow her.

Mehn.

7. One guy in my school was claiming he was an Ex-Boy (ex-student of Nigeria Military School). He would lie all sorts of things like how he is still being paid salary now, and how his father was a Brigadier General.

He was an Igbo guy. He was showing us the photo of his self-acclaimed father one day. I noticed it was zoomed. I collected the phone and zoomed out. Lo and behold, a muslim name was on the tag of the soldier.

Baba had to re-arrange his lie and said his father didn't use his real name to join the military.

E chock o.


All our attempts to make this guy accept he lied was in vain until one exboy who is now a Lieutenant (a lecturer) publicly asked the guy who is father was (chawossing) and what year he passed out from NMS. The soldier obviously got tired of the frequent lies.

Oga begin bite tongue. He literally pee-d. He was disgraced openly later by the man. His father was a Custom Officer. Mehn.

I was like why this guy come dey lie. Abi e no know say I value Custom Officers pass green cap?

8. A guy I respected who lied he was 40 to me.


His body sold his lie. He looked maturer.


I dey respect this guy maka the age barrier. I didn't know what I was searching and saw his original birth certificate with 22years of age on it.

Darkness befell me. I staggered and my arms found a wedge.

I felt betrayed.


I dey call am Oga Martin.

E come inside, I was like “Martin, God go punish you.”

E wan claim activity and all that.

I open en yansh.


My guy laughed me. That was when I truly began to see the underage in him; he was laughing but I was starring at him in disgust!

After two years! Baba even tell me he is divorced with a grown-up daughter in Jakarta who he'd like me to meet.

Mehn, na so my in-lawship died.

And I bin dey give the pastard enough respect.

It hurted more knowing that he was still the same person behind the beautiful girl pics!

Come share yours

The biggest lie is that Buhari is dead and that another iidiot from Sudan is the current president of Nigeria.
And when I told the person that it's a lie, he showed me pictures of the old man's ear and face.
And he also showed me a video clip of all the interviews Aisha gave to the media.

Typing

India vs Nigeria 99-1

Blackfire:
that osinbajo will take over once buhari die ...

Na so Buhari com refuse to die. Osinbajo com dey getting older and Buhari com begin getting younger. Lol

... that Buhari will save Nigeria.... Later discovered that he's a very useless man

that a muslim is my friend.now i celebrate their misery.

Since I was born and now I am getting old, I have never heard a lie like APC Government with Lia Muhammed the lieing machine

Op, i know those were all made up. My mama told us she was the most brilliant girl in school back in the 60's until her mother visited and i asked her to confirm, she was shocked and said, ''that woman is a block head we had to pull her out of school to help in my fish business instead of wasting money for school fees''.

That Buhari is dead

Buhari had integrity


Buhari will turn $1 to #1


Buhari will battle terrorist at warfront


I discovered that cow know nothing about integrity


Buhari had no economic knowhow to even turn $1 to #100 not to talk of that fake promise


Buhari that had short memory can't even had a memory of being a commander in chief, to Him cinc is cow in chief

mine am a lover of big gbola....na so one guy talk say him get big gbola dey make mouth only for me to get there and saw ciga sitck in between his legs...pls if u no get big gbola dont make mouth...

Truthabulabula:
Funny thread. Can't stop laughing.
Just reading op's stories.

Wetin u dey shine teeth for? Wetin funny for there?