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In The World Of Romance For Ladies, One Golden Rule Applies:- by deenee: 7:09am On Apr 23, 2011
[b]Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry,

That's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+cool But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing(0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy(-2)

Named Tina (-4)

Tina is a dancer (-6)

Tina has silicon implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can- eat night(-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it(+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what

looks like a concerned __expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have[/b]
Re: In The World Of Romance For Ladies, One Golden Rule Applies:- by yinkalink(f): 7:43am On Apr 23, 2011
Gud one. Lol.
Re: In The World Of Romance For Ladies, One Golden Rule Applies:- by SpikesC1: 12:18pm On Apr 23, 2011
LMSFAO
Women are troublesome creatures,whatever you do,you're sure to be in a mess. Add 2 points this minute and lose 20 points next second. But one thing is for sure,if they love you,they will forever love you.
One other thing is,if you want to keep her,you better learn how to apologise even when u're not at fault
Re: In The World Of Romance For Ladies, One Golden Rule Applies:- by SpikesC1: 12:25pm On Apr 23, 2011
LMSFAO
Women are troublesome creatures,whatever you do,you're sure to be in a mess. Add 2 points this minute and lose 20 points next second. But one thing is for sure,if they love you,they will forever love you.
One other thing is,if you want to keep her,you better learn how to apologise even when u're not at fault
Re: In The World Of Romance For Ladies, One Golden Rule Applies:- by Kunbee: 11:54pm On Apr 23, 2011
STale
Re: In The World Of Romance For Ladies, One Golden Rule Applies:- by bright007(f): 5:57am On Apr 24, 2011
Combinationally beautiful!!!
Re: In The World Of Romance For Ladies, One Golden Rule Applies:- by Sophizzy(f): 8:08pm On Apr 24, 2011
Make sense.

Women, can't do with'em, can't do without'em.
Re: In The World Of Romance For Ladies, One Golden Rule Applies:- by ARareGem(f): 10:10pm On Apr 24, 2011
lol
Re: In The World Of Romance For Ladies, One Golden Rule Applies:- by kay9(m): 4:41pm On Apr 25, 2011
:d :d :d

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