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Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by BadRadio: 8:41pm On Apr 30
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by proff010: 8:44pm On Apr 30
Dont worry, you shall be fruithfull

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by BadRadio: 8:45pm On Apr 30
proff010:
Dont worry, you shall be fruithfull
pls bro... help

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by jetwonder(m): 8:48pm On Apr 30
grin Chai That Seed Would Germinate And Grow To A Full Mango In Ur Body! #this Story Na Wow!

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by MickzyDonald: 9:01pm On Apr 30
Be fruitful and multiply, happy harvest in advance grin

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Iniobong34(m): 9:14pm On Apr 30
Bt how smal is d mango seed because norml mngo seed dat i knw cant pentrte ur trot witout u feeling it

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by harmargedon: 9:16pm On Apr 30
let's see what your enzymes will do about it, surly they'll be reduced to poop.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by BadRadio: 9:46pm On Apr 30
Iniobong34:
Bt how smal is d mango seed because norml mngo seed dat i knw cant pentrte ur trot witout u feeling it
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Officialgarri: 9:55pm On Apr 30
When I was younger, we were warned not to eat Guava seeds. We were to eat only the flesh.
We were told if we ate the seed, a guava tree would begin to germinate in out tummy.

Notwithstanding, I ate lots of guava seeds in the secret because it was like the bone of a chicken. I love chicken bones.

What I however cannot fathom is the level of hunger you are experiencing that would make you frolic a mango seed , caress it with your tongue till it got stuck in your throat.

Are you fasting?

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Bar1941(m): 9:55pm On Apr 30
No wahala now, just make sure you drink a lot of water to ensure it grows faster in your stomach, you will smile to the market when you harvest the fruits of your stomach labour.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Rotiix(m): 9:55pm On Apr 30
BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!
E choke..who dey breathe

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by EkwulobiaTV: 9:55pm On Apr 30
Ahh! Put your fingers into your throat to induce throwing up. Or visit an expert asap

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by IFSHR: 9:55pm On Apr 30
Don't worry after 9month mango will mancome

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by DontBullshitMe: 9:55pm On Apr 30
I blame gluttony.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by psychologist(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30
Chai oga how old are you grin

Okay let me tell you the exact thing they told us while growing up.

1) the seed will germinate and stern from you mouth and become a mango tree

2) if you are lucky, the grinding machine in your stomach will grind it and you do be fine grin

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Flames000(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30
You will excrete it.. but your nyansh go hear am.. e go tear small..

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by newdawnlive: 9:56pm On Apr 30
congratulations, by this time next year you will give birth to many mangoes.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by WiszyFraud: 9:56pm On Apr 30
Did you know??

Overprotective parents raise the best liars.



cool

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by EyezofGod120: 9:56pm On Apr 30
grin maybe u related to mango park,,if care is not taken DAT thing go germinate through your head grin

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by slimthugchimee2(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30
What is all these nonsense

How can a grown man swallow a mango seed are you sense?

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Paxxcarl(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30
Rotiix:

E choke
lmaoo

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by oka4ugoo: 9:56pm On Apr 30
You leak mango finish..
throw way the seed...
you said no way, you never leak finish..
now you don swallow m.


Finally e don choke you grin

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by ronalmagic10(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30
Leave the internet and go to a clinic near you

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by nzeobi(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30
To swallow razor blade no the problem but na to go toilet be the matter

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by slawormiir: 9:56pm On Apr 30
Damnnn niggarrrr
Nor be small thing o

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Nobody: 9:56pm On Apr 30
Lolzzzz..E enter your Stomach abi e Hang?! grin grin grin

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by sammydark: 9:56pm On Apr 30
Pls go to the nearest hospital, your life may be at risk.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by OraabSolar(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30
get medical help ASAP Bro

#SOLAR

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Bahrain: 9:56pm On Apr 30
We still dey battle UGM, Bandits, kidnapers and all ...
Now ordinary mango wey just dey come out don join ?

Are you kidning me ?

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Memyselfu2009(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30
You would shit it out

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