you don't need help cuz if you really did you woudn't be typing this shit here

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

Brother, hope you are ok o, the last time I read from you is about you choking. Say something please, let's be sure you are ok now.

What the hell is wrong with people, someone in a dire situation asks for help and all I can see is dumb individuals making stupid jokes about something critical

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

waiting happen, which kind hunger be that or don't you know our to eat mango again, a whole mango seed....

Your own don finish,Now big mango tree will grow from your mouth and people will be plucking it.

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

Rotiix:
E choke..who dey breathe

LOLSSSSS...Nigerians eh, una too funny. Na serious matter una day take joke.

How is that possible? Sha if it's true , don't worry , ur stomach acid will melt it

Opperwezen:
What the hell is wrong with people, someone in a dire situation asks for help and all I can see is dumb individuals making stupid jokes about something critical

At first, i was angry at the jokes. But the more u know Nairalanders, the less u take them serious.

Some of the comments later got me laughing after i don vex finish.

Swallow loamy soil to enable its fast growth.

Oizee:
Rikze comment sounds scary, please seek for medical help instead......if he truly experienced such then it's really frightening

It might sound scary. But that's my personal experience. I'm no kid to come up with fabricated stories... To what end?

However, humans differ. Therefore, I'll go with your idea of seeking medical help.

NB: The mango seed came out, if I'm not mistaken, after more than month I swallowed it.

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

Pls Call 112 OR 911 FOR ANY EMERGENCY

I must hear the end of this story...

Opperwezen:
What the hell is wrong with people, someone in a dire situation asks for help and all I can see is dumb individuals making stupid jokes about something critical

Take it easy. Sometimes we all need some to smile to in these hard times. How can you expect someone to swallow a mango seed and be posting on Nairaland instead of posting in hospital?

Swallow mango seed? Quite strange. Likely fake story by one of the writers working for NL.

saintruky:
U suck d mango abi u lick am?

E swallow am

DONFRANSKID:
nawa for Nigerian oo someone needs help not making fun of him

This is why Nairaland doesn't attract serious advertisers. Kids everywhere

Don't worry, your stomach acid will help break it down. Just ensure you drink plenty of water so that it will aid the speed of digestion in your body..

Rikze:



It might sound scary. But that's my personal experience. I'm no kid to come up with fabricated stories... To what end?

However, humans differ. Therefore, I'll go with your idea of seeking medical help.

NB: The mango seed came out, if I'm not mistaken, after more than month I swallowed it.

Wow! After more than a month? Damn!!! I wonder what triggered it to come back up

Sorry bro..stay calm

Na people like you dey lick mango like this

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

I wish I'm seeing you right now, I for tear you better slap. You be small pikin to type this kind nonsense, abi you think say we be children for here? You're choking and you still have time to type when your sorry ass should be in the hospital

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

And you still have the chance to type

smile11s:


Take it easy. Sometimes we all need some to smile to in these hard times. How can you expect someone to swallow a mango seed and be posting on Nairaland instead of posting in hospital?

I tire ooo

Rip to in advance to ur butt hole
If u know wat i mean

Ugandatales:


This is why Nairaland doesn't attract serious advertisers. Kids everywhere

honestly kids everywhere

Ugandatales:


Wow! After more than a month? Damn!!! I wonder what triggered it to come back up

I have no idea of that till date. I didn't take any single medication during that Period to induce it.

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

Make we use xender transfer help, abi here be like playground? Guy rest.

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

it grow in your stomach.

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

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Oesophagus koor (na oyibo you de speak)... You are cooking and typing. That's what social media have done to us. These days we see a dying man and instead of helping, we will try to be the first to post on social media

nothing will happen to u...u will excrete it out....lost fruit seeds aren't poisonous, except u take overdose.


Popular ogbono soup is Mango seed

You go shit am out just trust your anus

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

Go to the hospital now