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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Troublemaker007(m): 11:38pm On Apr 30, 2021
izubext007:
u better go for anus widener


ROTFL

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by martineverest(m): 11:41pm On Apr 30, 2021
Choncoo:
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Which ogbono soup is Mango seed? Is it Afghanistan ogbono or what?
ogbono seed is a specie of mango fruit called bush or African Mango.
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by deavicky(m): 11:43pm On Apr 30, 2021
BroGeor:
I'm touched with ur story but my background check shows u are not been truthful. The whole stuff is a calculated attempt to get money from people under false pretence. We have a simple way to check.
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by berrystunn(m): 11:48pm On Apr 30, 2021
VGlobal:
Bros! Go to a good hospital fast. Na Aro plenty for this nairaland only a few will offer you good advice that will help your condition

Hahaha @ Aro

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by WriterX(m): 11:50pm On Apr 30, 2021
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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by deavicky(m): 11:53pm On Apr 30, 2021
BroGeor:
please sir I am for real, there is no dignity in doing this but I had no choice. please sir help me if you can, I asked for assistance some days back here, nobody helped me. But I believed a problem shared is a problem solved help sir. help me.
I had wanted to at least send u small thing but when I went to ur profile I discovered u just registered this account 28th you have also spent 7 hour 44m today you are asking for help already. 7 hours data is how much?. You people should place allow people to help people who are really in need.
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by budget4(m): 11:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

u go shit am out
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Xilsbridalhouse(f): 11:57pm On Apr 30, 2021
This isn’t funny! OP’s health is at stake please! Yes funny comments but this is life we are discussing o!
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by berbs: 11:59pm On Apr 30, 2021
BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

Lies. If e dey hang for your oesophagus, you suppose don die. Mttsshhheeww.
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by budget4(m): 12:00am On May 01, 2021
berbs:


Lies. If e dey hang for your oesophagus, you suppose don die. Mttsshhheeww.
Bro u harsh ooo���
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Freemasonry: 12:06am On May 01, 2021
You're about to become a living mango tree grin grin grin
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by chaloskyx: 12:09am On May 01, 2021
be prepared to turn to a mango tree as the seed is going to grow in your stomach. Make sure you drink plenty water and eat well as we would be there to come pluck mango from your head
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by berbs: 12:11am On May 01, 2021
budget4:
Bro u harsh ooo���

See, meat don choke me before, the veiny part. I could not chew it well so I decided to swallow it. The thing hanged at the oesophagus and I almost died. None of my colleagues noticed because I was working at the back end. The meat got stucked midway and I couldn't breathe at the same time so I vomited it quickly. If I could not vomit it, would have died. It was a night shift so they were not many backend officers.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by ecomalchemist(m): 12:11am On May 01, 2021
How you go take swallow mango seed ?

you be gorrilla ?
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by shedy03(m): 12:15am On May 01, 2021
BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

Chill. When the time is right for the mango seed to germinate, your belle go feel am. lols
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Minesbetter(m): 12:22am On May 01, 2021
long throat no go kill you Op.
say Amen
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by JuniperQadi: 12:22am On May 01, 2021
BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

Leave am make e grow for your belle mango don cost for market in a few months time because of the enzymes for your belle e go grow fast...your goat go born malu soon when you start to vomit ripe mangoes (Next Mango Dangote loading)
grin grin grin oesophagus choke n u dey type for NL
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Biggers82(m): 12:37am On May 01, 2021
BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

And you are still typing abi you never serious sha
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by starexjnr(m): 12:45am On May 01, 2021
Go to a clinic please
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Samson1104(m): 12:55am On May 01, 2021
see cruise o
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Jen96: 12:59am On May 01, 2021
Please rush to the hospital..I know how u feel or try throwing up. But don't panick
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by prettyboi1(m): 1:12am On May 01, 2021
I hope the OP is in good condition? Cos he has not posted anything since he last said the mango seed was choking him? Please is there anyone who knows him that can check on him?

P. S: It's really irritating how many people post silly jokes when people are asking for help in seemingly life-threatening situations.

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Osesedney: 1:27am On May 01, 2021
Dnt go and see a doctor now dat you can still type...
Be there allowing pipo to crack joke...
U neva choke yet...
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by 1Sharon(f): 1:28am On May 01, 2021
OP is trolling
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by XDaBOSS(m): 2:05am On May 01, 2021
proff010:
Dont worry, you shall be fruithfull

Bros you no go kill me with laugh sha.....nairalanders no get joy aswr

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by thelish(f): 2:20am On May 01, 2021
BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

Nai u fit dey type?

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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Shegunsmart(m): 2:27am On May 01, 2021
Pele, drink water you'll be fine.
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by darediamond(m): 2:31am On May 01, 2021
Drick Ice Water.

Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by bluefilm: 2:35am On May 01, 2021
BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!


Hahahaha

This is the funniest shit I've read today!!
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by omojesu202(m): 2:40am On May 01, 2021
Officialgarri:
When I was younger, we were warned not to eat Guava seeds. We were to eat only the flesh.
We were told if we ate the seed, a guava tree would begin to germinate in out tummy.

Notwithstanding, I ate lots of guava seeds in the secret because it was like the bone of a chicken. I love chicken bones.

What I however cannot fathom is the level of hunger you are experiencing that would make you frolic a mango seed , caress it with your tongue till it got stuck in your throat.

Are you fasting?

me too oooo until I googled benefits of guava seeds.

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