AiiVee:
So ooo before youna marry, youna no date abi? All these traits were not there when you were dating! Ogbeni koshi danu joor... Carry your lamba away from here... Just to bad-mouth Yoruba ladies.... Oponu oshi

zimbolaa:
ND 2, 2012. First time I sucked pussy. Woke up the following morning with painful rashes and blisters all over my mouth. Didn’t know the best explanations for people asking what’s wrong. I don’t know if the pussy was responsible but trust me, I’ve never sucked any pussy ever since.

obembet:


Send wetin?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Well, that'd be gagging on his huge, fat and long dick. The longest I have ever seen. When the dick is flaccid, it gets to his knees, now imagine it when it's erect. No jokes. I was still a learner then, so while sucking this idiot's dick, the fool was enjoying it so much and was moaning so loudly that he forced his long infested dick down my throat and it got stuck.

It went deep down my throat and into my stomach. Neighbours had to come to rush us to the hospital. They took us that way (his dick in my mouth). I almost died of embarrassment and pain.

We were operated on and pitifully, his dick had to be cut off since it wouldn't come out on its own. Wheeew. Those doctors tried.

I wore a neck plaster for 8 months and broke up with him thereafter. Sadly, he lost his dick and everything, I had to dump him later on. I dumped his sorry ass like a hot pot.

ictjobber:
It was in the year 2011.. Took her out, we ate, drank and ate again. When it was time to pay, I found out my atm no dey my wallet.. . Let me just stop here. Thinking about that day still sends chills down my spine.

Ginaz:
Lol, he wasn’t my boyfriend though but he was my crush at that time .

I happened to be scratching my ass jeje inside my house when he walked in with his sister to visit my aunt .
My right hand was deep inside my pant , skirt don shift go down , scratching like I don’t give a damn .

Then I heard a sound behind me, on turning I sighted him and sis. I walked away in heavy shame.

I was 16yrs then.

Biglittlelois:
Belched loudly, a bad trait I'm still trying to control.

chocboi78:
Omor.... went on a date with a crush.. had a running ticket (bet9ja) remaining just one game to win 10k.. out of confidence we ate chicken, popcorn ice creams and the lots..
Was hoping to make a cash out midway through the date and Pay, only to login to my bet account and discovered the game has cut .

obembet:
When one idiot guy was asking for my nude pic...

Candycrushy:
When my ex caught me cheating on him... It was so weird
Dont ask me for details

illumined999333:
Saw your thread about the gigm guy, and about meeting bad guys. Funny you cheated in the past, and the guy could have been a good person. Let the bad women marry the bad men.

Nkiruka35:
That was 2019 i offended my boyfriend i pleaded he refused so had to follow him and enter toilet and was stil begging him there

AfroKnight:
Shift for me. You want popcorn?

Magnoliaa:


How it started...

vs.

How it's going...

AfroKnight:
It started with popcorn? Damn! I’m so romantic

Candycrushy:
When my ex caught me cheating on him... It was so weird
Dont ask me for details

toujurs:
Ashawo dey your eyes. You look like a prostitute

LINSAR:


She be like all those okpo wey dey Warri.

toujurs:
Ashawo dey your eyes. You look like a prostitute

chatinent:
We must have had one embarrassing thing we've ever done in a relationship.


What was it?


Me: It was in year one... we were having a freshman night.

I ate different combinations of food. I became pressed.

Lied to bae I was feeling sick and had to go home to rest.

Baba, as I leave there, I locate one bush near one gate likedat enter dey pass time unto fresh breeze things o. It late getting darker by the day. Mehn, see relief. I backed the road.


Wetin I see na torch light illuminated at my angle with a voice saying: “...so this na the hostel where you dey sleep baa?”


She called my name twice so that I responded.


Her friend with her was laughing.

Mehn, that call made me know she wasn't sure I was the one, plus the light wasn't too bright to reveal the person hiding behind the icheku trees.

Mehn I begin crawl enter inside inside bush to escape the brightness of the torch.


Dey followed me o.

I took off.

They took off too o saying “you no go fit escape this one.”


They were trying to affirm truly it was me.


We ran around the bush for about five minutes before I dribbled them and came to the main road and super-ran to the hostel, changed my clothes, and feigned deep sleep.

Lol. Fine boy like me no fit just gree fa.


This wahala babe still come my hostel. Now, they were four. Lol. Trust me, I denied all allegations.

Enough respect.



Please share yours.

Candycrushy:

All the females in ur generation are prostitutes
Ur mom inclusive if u have one

toujurs:
it is at that anambra that you are, that gbola will scatter your vagina for you. Olodo! Don't go and find work, continue sleeping with men for money.