Most popular student in the whole school, everyone knew me...was headboy, president of jet club, class captain, eye candy, humorous guy, tallest...I was just the complete package.

Mr romantic and money dey...

My school be too strong that year. If you mistakenly hold girl hand na better flogging for assembly you go get. I dey boarding house and na only gist you fit gist small with girl wey you like immediately after dinner before we go back boys hostel.

Na me invent free hands wanking.
Chaiiiiiiiiii e sweet die. Just rub soap inbetween your legs come raise your hands dey dance with your brokus inbetween your thighs. My brothers you go cum die

I was very quiet but do you know my bloody classmates voted me as the most stubborn in class. Me that runs away from trouble

Physicist
I love physics with passion,I used to quote PN Okeke physics textbook as if I am the author.

Jay Jay Okocha
They called me this name because of my enormous body movement and leg over.

Stoner
Gambler
Pablo Escobar
Smuggler
Psych

Pastor or English master

As someone that doesn't open my answer book for others to copy and I don't copy from others also. I know say many people go crucify me here

Hand writing (cursive), sports and comics (I joke a lot)

Once got suspended for selling biscuits....the school shop was selling it at a higher markup than it was sold in my area...lol used my daily allowance and bought a cartoon selling it straight from my desk.... got suspended for a week , also got suspended for writing a love letter to one of the teachers who was a corper(she actually later agreed to being my prom date ), got suspended for trying weed, got suspended for viewing porn with two seniors ....... I was known as the student who got suspended every term.

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Continue, but we know say na lie boss

PlayMaker14:
"The Baby Face Letter Writer...



Back then in school, we normally dedicate every Fridays to hosting other rival schools in a hot fight, so I was given the task of writing letters of invitation to other schools because of my good command in English.

After writing the letter, the "Egbé wager" will give me N30 as transport to deliver it to the Egbé wager representing the other school.

Good memories of Ekpan Secondary school.

are you joking or you really serious??

Spelling bee, quiet, always fighting

Known for business. Sold so many things back then

Ugandatales:


Was? Have you changed now?

Outgrown

Dem dey call me Buhari ooh

A good footballer
Am called Diego

I was always buying newspapers hence people call me vendor.

I was also known for sports. No one wins the best sports student when I still dey.

I no dey go school but I dey always pass wella

Well I was my class football captain and also one of the most powerful guys in my class. I can only think of 3 guys that were more powerful than me then. So yeah, folks knew me as a powerful, funny, neat person who is also skilled with the ball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ScHJtjvAU

Saw my secondary school class mate that used to be very stubborn back then in school, he was fighting someone again, the fact that he can still be like that for over 22years baffled me, I just waka pass.......na swear dem swear for him? How can you not have changed since then.

The fine artist guy! The drawer of both my primary and secondary school.

Trouble,and I'm still troublesome, infact let it be known that I'm troublesome,e no go good ooo

Unserious student.

I live up to it.

hard earned third class.

slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....

Tom Tom...
Stupid students.,...


Because our business study teacher ask questions for class....come set her Tom Tom....say who get am go collect the Tom Tom.....

As a real niggarrr,......na im i blast the question o....aunty way be students teacher give me the Tom Tom as promised....

From that day .......those mumu begin call me Tom Tom or aunty husband

Slawo how your side naa
I be your fan for Nairaland ooh
Even though say l no be bomber
I de gbadu your honesty and zero pretence
I no de understand Nairaland emailing
u fit reason me email Addie or Whatsapp contact wey l fit use reach you privately
Na business talk.
Tnx

Britico, Madam Prim and Proper.
I corrected everyone's English.

In secondary school I was known for my artistic talent. I was the go-to guy for drawing show posters and comic displays.

In the university I was known for my chess skills. Represented futo in the NUGA games back then and was a member of the IMO chess club.

Pressing girls boobs then let them copy during tests...





















Brilliant perv

Hotspot.


Once I am in your midst during an exam or test, the answer would go round. I always know all the questions being asked.

But the reality is, there is life after school, brilliance doesn't get you that far only connection and who you know. Brilliance can only make you stay on the job