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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Iceforte: 11:01am On May 30, 2021
Yes ,. It was during a Sunday service when they were singing from the hymn book I wasn’t holding one so I didn’t participate and refused to join anyone to sing along because I was always forming one nonsense bigboy then in church, not knowing the pastor was observing us from the alter, so after they finished singing the pastor called me and one other guy out to the alter and asked ushers to provide us the hymn book to sing our own from the beginning to the end and asked the instrumentalists to play for us,.people started laughing It was so embarrassing �

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Subsea101: 11:01am On May 30, 2021
University days... I will never forget.

We where meant to pay for some dues and graduation ceremony items, funny enough, I was among the first to pay.

On the morning of the ceremony/church service, all final year students where told to come outside, omo, na so vicar talk say "if you hear your name, you are a true and committed member of the church, come and collect your items and go back", ofcourse I didn't give it a thought cos I've already paid in full.
Na so dem begin call names, one after the other, the crowd was reducing. Hmmm, make this pastor no wyn me oooo angry angry angry
Pa pa pa, names on the list finished shocked shocked shocked, and we where remaining like 4 or 5 embarassed embarassed embarassed... I just felt as if the ground should open and swallow us, cos the church was filled to the brim with guests, parents, dignitaries, my babe cry cry (wey I just knack that morning finish)...

Omo I was so embarrassed, damn!!! Na my guys and babe come dey console me, didn't step out of my house for days after that incident.
I hated that Vicar ehh, them later called to apologize that it was an error on their side days after the event ended. cry cry cry


I will never forget

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by MrNipplesLover(m): 11:02am On May 30, 2021
Thank you, Daddy. embarassed


❤❤❤❤

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Nobody: 11:04am On May 30, 2021
True story
One lady wey I like die was walking out through the side entrance. White garment brought out the whole yansh and I was just looking at it. Shepherd said "brother yes she is a woman and she is fine if you want to escort her go outside". Into the Microphone. Loudly. Mid sermon too. He embarrassed me but the lady also started noticing me. He didn't know he helped us introduce ourselves to each other.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by NarnieAceTech: 11:05am On May 30, 2021
Mine happened a day before church service, that's on a Saturday. The church has this rule of coming a day before the service to put down your name as a testifier against Sunday service.
Unknowingly, I put the paper on the sound system equipment while trying to put down my name, and from a distance the pastor raised his voice and said "Who is that person writing on the sound system. Don't you have sense?! If you ruin it now, will you pay for it?". Gosh, I was so so embarrassed, because the choir members were having their rehearsal as well, everyone just stopped, staring at me. I just apologised. After that day, I stopped seeing that man same way I used to.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Emmhychidi(m): 11:21am On May 30, 2021
repent4christ:
snake came out from younger pocket.... Always remember humans are the entities reading and not Animals.

Maybe he think it's snakes that are reading it...lynus...lion... Lie Mohammed...

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Nobody: 11:25am On May 30, 2021
I haven't attended church in 2 Years, i would tell the pastor say i no get cloth.
Pastor begged me to come, i did last sunday, Pastor brought me out and asked the members to sow a seed of 12 senators and an agbada.
I wan die for altar.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Olatara(f): 11:30am On May 30, 2021
helinues:
shocked

Because a friend of mine's dad got appointed as local government chairman, the choirs, pastors shifted all the attention from other youths and treated my friend so specially... Infact, na on special chair he was sitting on then. I was like mtcheew, so marginalization dey for church?

One of the reasons I stopped going to church.

After years, when the guys dad left power, what do you expect, he became normal church youth... No special recognition or pampering..

Religion, it is either you stay out of it and make use of your free gifted senses

Or

Throw your reasoning faculty into the gutter while waiting for dog of men and one old fairy tale book to tell you what is right from wrong..
And you must have plenty money. The day I realise this, I was at peace with myself and do my stuffs Anonymously (offering)
Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Reelmii: 11:30am On May 30, 2021
jaytii:
No.

But I felt embarrassed for a Sunday school teacher about 5 years ago.
He wore this very old coat to church for his usual Sunday school teaching. Few minutes into the sermon, he dug his hand into the inner pocket of his famous coat in search of his handkerchief unfortunately, an hungry looking rat jumped out of his pocket and disrupted Sunday school.

Come and see children of God jumping on chairs and screaming at the sight of God's beautiful creature.
this ur story get as e be

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Crenzywilliams(m): 11:34am On May 30, 2021
Yes, very embarrassed.i once had a "hard-on" when a really hot sister was preaching back then in school. She was wearing a red gown and all I could think about was..... I have since repented though.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Georgejeez: 11:40am On May 30, 2021
Iceforte:
Yes ,. It was during a Sunday service when they were singing from the hymn book I wasn’t holding one so I didn’t participate and refused to join anyone to sing along because I was always forming one nonsense bigboy then in church, not knowing the pastor was observing us from the alter, so after they finished singing the pastor called me and one other guy out to the alter and asked ushers to provide us the hymn book to sing our own from the beginning to the end and asked the instrumentalists to play for us,.people started laughing It was so embarrassing �

grin grin grin grin grin na once Una go turn Psquare

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by annyplenty(m): 11:58am On May 30, 2021
olamidedivotee:
Have you ever been embarrassed during a church service? cry

Share your experience.

Mine was the day wey pastor crack joke and I dey laugh na so kelebe form balloon for my nose embarassed embarassed embarassed
I wan die, cos my crush dey near me that day.

It is an embarassment to the body of Christ when this kind of thread are moved to the front page on a sunday. To what end is this thread. What does it seek to add to believers.

No such topic is ever moved to the front page on fridays. Only topics that teaches and add to the muslims are pushed to the front.

We have so many wonderful threads that will edify christians but it is shameful that it is this kind that gets to the front.

I am not against this OP in anyway. I am only registering that it is this kind that is moved forward by whoever.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by bluebay(m): 12:09pm On May 30, 2021
jaytii:
No.

But I felt embarrassed for a Sunday school teacher about 5 years ago.
He wore this very old coat to church for his usual Sunday school teaching. Few minutes into the sermon, he dug his hand into the inner pocket of his famous coat in search of his handkerchief unfortunately, an hungry looking rat jumped out of his pocket and disrupted Sunday school.

Come and see children of God jumping on chairs and screaming at the sight of God's beautiful creature.
You too Dey lie

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Benki003(m): 12:17pm On May 30, 2021
Mine was one particular Sunday we were asked to come to the pupit for people who want to give to give there life to Christ omo all the youth go expect me cause I was sleepy then my mother now looked at me with one eye like that so I had to go making it akward because the had already started the prayers though

On reaching the pupit (and mind u it was a very big program with guess and people from other churches) I knet down a paryed the little I could remember then dozed off

To cut the long story short the finished the prayer and everyone was asked to go back to their seat omo en remain me ooh I stay there for like extra 10 minutes then I now woke up and notice that I was the only one left there to make it not look suspicious I acted like I was praying there since naso pastor just talk Young Man stop deceiving ya sef � we all know you were sleeping
Everybody come de laugh me
To see leg go back my seat was problem
Even my parents were just looking at me gosh that was the worse day on my life

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by ultimatebunmi1(f): 12:25pm On May 30, 2021
jaytii:
No.

But I felt embarrassed for a Sunday school teacher about 5 years ago.
He wore this very old coat to church for his usual Sunday school teaching. Few minutes into the sermon, he dug his hand into the inner pocket of his famous coat in search of his handkerchief unfortunately, an hungry looking rat jumped out of his pocket and disrupted Sunday school.you are surpose to be a comedian,the way am laughing out loud heeennn

Come and see children of God jumping on chairs and screaming at the sight of God's beautiful creature.
Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by RuMiRgO1stSon: 12:28pm On May 30, 2021
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olamidedivotee:
Have you ever been embarrassed during a church service? cry

Share your experience.

Mine was the day wey pastor crack joke and I dey laugh na so kelebe form balloon for my nose embarassed embarassed embarassed
I wan die, cos my crush dey near me that day.
Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by rollandben(m): 12:31pm On May 30, 2021
Mine didnt happened in the church but in my own one room apartment back then, when church youth decided to come and hold a prayer in my house,and then, I was one of the new member, we were about 10 youths in number,
So to cut it short, the youth leader were to be laying hands on each and everyone for prayer, so all other youths in my house started speaking in tongue, so when it was my turn, the youth leaders prayed till eternity, but I didnt say a word... she insisted that I must also speak in tongue just like others did. But all proved abortive, when they see that I didn't say a word, the leader said my mind was too strong and that I needed to cast out some spirit in me, so all other youths opened their eyes and started looking at as if I was a demon. That day I felt so embarrassed

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by jaymichael(m): 12:35pm On May 30, 2021
Vivianagoja:
My pastor slapped me for flying my shirt... imagine ooo
My own shirt again...smh
Ypu no send am your own back?

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by jaymichael(m): 12:49pm On May 30, 2021
angelfallz:
Why do you take your phone to church?

It is your phone, your personal property. I take my phone to church which I may use alongside my tablet. I have my bible and hymns app on both. I primarily use the tablet for both hymns and bible reading. If the hymn called isn't in my hymn app on my table, I use my phone to search for the hymn on the Internet. I always put my tablet on AIRPLANE MODE and SILENT/DND. My phone will be on SILENT/DND mode when I am in the church. I won't use the phone to disturb or distract anyone. I don't have paper bible again for some years now when I have more than 20 different versions of bible app on my phone and tablet.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by observanc1: 12:50pm On May 30, 2021
Luigi02:
Yes. I was watching YouTube videos with my phone. One usher cam and requested the phone. My reply was "If I give you this phone, make I knw why". The usher left and returned few minutes later with 3 more ushers with one of em being their Egbon. They took they phone from me after causing a scene, even threaten to report me to the pastor who would then have me kneel down in the side of the Alter. It was an embarrassing experience ngl
d church na by force? U should have put your phone in your pocket, stood up and walk away

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by jaymichael(m): 12:54pm On May 30, 2021
GrantIkenna:
I haven't attended church in 2 Years, i would tell the pastor say i no get cloth.
Pastor begged me to come, i did last sunday, Pastor brought me out and asked the members to sow a seed of 12 senators and an agbada.
I wan die for altar.
you never don dey sell clothes? ����

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by slimhomiequan(m): 1:10pm On May 30, 2021
Luigi02:
Yes. I was watching YouTube videos with my phone. One usher cam and requested the phone. My reply was "If I give you this phone, make I knw why". The usher left and returned few minutes later with 3 more ushers with one of em being their Egbon. They took they phone from me after causing a scene, even threaten to report me to the pastor who would then have me kneel down in the side of the Alter. It was an embarrassing experience ngl


You no wait for that usher after service to burst him head
angry
Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by slimhomiequan(m): 1:14pm On May 30, 2021
Benki003:
Mine was one particular Sunday we were asked to come to the pupit for people who want to give to give there life to Christ omo all the youth go expect me cause I was sleepy then my mother now looked at me with one eye like that so I had to go making it akward because the had already started the prayers though

On reaching the pupit (and mind u it was a very big program with guess and people from other churches) I knet down a paryed the little I could remember then dozed off

To cut the long story short the finished the prayer and everyone was asked to go back to their seat omo en remain me ooh I stay there for like extra 10 minutes then I now woke up and notice that I was the only one left there to make it not look suspicious I acted like I was praying there since naso pastor just talk Young Man stop deceiving ya sef � we all know you were sleeping
Everybody come de laugh me
To see leg go back my seat was problem
Even my parents were just looking at me gosh that was the worse day on my life

Abobi grin grin grin
I just dey imagine the scenario grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by MayorNL: 1:42pm On May 30, 2021
grin grin grin
SeunAdeniyi1:
The devil pushed me to give testimony on my birthday, as I reach alter with all eyes on me, my brain went blank.

That was how I started stammering in the presence of My crush, my enemy, my family, strangers, and those who took me to be smart e.t.c....

I just managed to say "happy birthday to me" and dropped the mic.
On the way to my sit(with shaky legs) it was as if ground should swallow me.
grin
Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by 99thEnemy(m): 1:52pm On May 30, 2021
Drsnives:
The day I was asked to take opening prayers

Abeg I no won remember that day
Our Father no hard
Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by 99thEnemy(m): 2:00pm On May 30, 2021
litigator:
The church is my Father's house. I can never be embarrassed in my father's house. Never.

The only words that matter in my Father's house are what He saith, and not what others say.
Sexy fresh fine girl with big nyash never give you erection for church before grin grin grin
Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Greataby(m): 2:05pm On May 30, 2021
Drsnives:
The day I was asked to take opening prayers

Abeg I no won remember that day
I want to hear. Wetin happened?
Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Nobody: 2:11pm On May 30, 2021
olamidedivotee:
Have you ever been embarrassed during a church service? cry

Share your experience.

Mine was the day wey pastor crack joke and I dey laugh na so kelebe form balloon for my nose embarassed embarassed embarassed
I wan die, cos my crush dey near me that day.
mine was during sermon, i was dozing at the choir stand during sermon and the preacher place the mic in front of me and said, What was my last statement? I felt so ashamed that day, i had to stand up all through the sermon.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by BlesE: 2:24pm On May 30, 2021
nwakaibe:
Yes. During Youth Service, i attended Church of God Mission, Keffi. I was paying attention during Sunday School.

The pastor later pointed at me and asked that i recite the memory verse cry cry cry cry. I become deaf and dumb
that's not an embarrassment only trying to make you focus
Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by BlesE: 2:28pm On May 30, 2021
5ine:

Any body wey say make i pray for church dey waste him time... I no Sabi, I no sabi.

Reminder: please stop forcing someone to speak in tongues o!
and you're happy saying you don't know how to pray, if you can't pray in the midst of the brethren I can imagine how it is at home
Re: Have You Ever Been Embarrassed During A Church Service? by Dimex03(m): 2:29pm On May 30, 2021
Make una stop to they bobo person o. No one can take my phone inside the church, not even the pastor. Laslas i go take my leave.
Luigi02:
Yes. I was watching YouTube videos with my phone. One usher cam and requested the phone. My reply was "If I give you this phone, make I knw why". The usher left and returned few minutes later with 3 more ushers with one of em being their Egbon. They took they phone from me after causing a scene, even threaten to report me to the pastor who would then have me kneel down in the side of the Alter. It was an embarrassing experience ngl

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