Biglittlelois:
So many things about my humble self, human beings ehn, if not that it's not good to be alone, I'd have transported myself to a different world, sometimes you'd hear things about yourself and be like "Na me dem dey refer to like this" nawa, to be humble is a problem, to be reserved is a problem, to be an introvert is a problem, to be opinionated and straight forward is a problem, God help us.

Mitsurugi:
He's asleep Aunty. Yes, I put the holes in his condom. I'll make sure we f.ck when he wakes up.

FreelanceRebel:
At 7yrs, I follow my elder sis to a neighbor's wedding in another town. The neighbor's son who happened to host us in his room is a terrible guy.

As an innocent mindless little boy, I saw and heard terrible thing in the dark. 23years later I still see that guy who is now a man as bad person.

I think bed wet that day because am afraid to stand up in the middle of the furnication

Ishilove:

You're welcome dear

It's same package on airtel, no difference whatsoever
I thought his would be a lot cheaper than what I'm buying from airtel itself.

imagrg:
I was about 6 years old then.
My parents went to the village to attend one of my uncle's traditional wedding and my father's younger sister invited her boyfriend in. We slept in same room with her. I and my siblings slept off. As I woke up in the midnight to ease myself, I noticed the young man on top of my auntie...both of them stark naked. The young man was bouncing up and down of top of aunty. I quickly rushed to them and gave the young man a punch on the back asking him to leave my auntie alone and get out our house! Come and see surprise!
The next morning my auntie bribed me with big cup of ice cream and I promised not to tell...

Michelle55:

It's same package on airtel, no difference whatsoever
I thought his would be a lot cheaper than what I'm buying from airtel itself.

Michelle55:

Is this for real or should I continue buying data from my bank?

Ishilove:

If it is Airtel it's the same package, but other networks are cheapest

Yeah it's airtel. Emptyhen and zoogeria colour no make sense for here

emmnprince:


Don't get scammed!

imagrg:
I was about 6 years old then.
My parents went to the village to attend one of my uncle's traditional wedding and my father's younger sister invited her boyfriend in. We slept in same room with her. I and my siblings slept off. As I woke up in the midnight to ease myself, I noticed the young man on top of my auntie...both of them stark naked. The young man was bouncing up and down of top of aunty. I quickly rushed to them and gave the young man a punch on the back asking him to leave my auntie alone and get out our house! Come and see surprise!
The next morning my auntie bribed me with big cup of ice cream and I promised not to tell...

MejiLoyon:
He's asleep.
No he is not let's postpone it till tomorrow
No o. Konji will kill me. Open joor he is asleep
How do you know
When he is asleep he snores.

My people I don't snore but as a bad guy I started snoring small small. The stupid roommate gave me a cue and as a brother-in-kpekus I obeyed. My brother na so I force snore for over 45 minutes. The stupid boy don drink plenty OPA eyin he no gree cum.

NewDelhi:

How many times will I tell you people, get your own apartment and stop squatting with people even if he's a family member. For the first few weeks/months, they'll be kind and nice but It's only a matter of time before they start getting tired of you and thinking of ways to send you parking.

RedAlert08:



How possible is it for you to understand 9 Nigerian languages?

Munzy14:

Visitor abii Ashawo you carry? Say the truth...

Vianna:
Even without pretending to be asleep, if you had the powers to hear what people discuss about you secretly ehn you'll think there's a clone of yourself out there.

AdeOri99:
Back then when i just started staying with my uncle.
Woke up in the middle of the night to some quarrel, and discovered that it was my uncle's wife, quarellimg with my uncle.

She was bitterly quarelling with him that he had the gut to see me boarding a plane to the US and has never dreamt that of her children (my uncle's dream usually came to pass)

I was surprised at the hatred and she never failed to show it, even went ahead to inform a family friend, whose daughter later inform me at school.

Living with them was pure hell.

Being an orphan is a dangerous statute.

Ishilove:

You can get data cheaper from bunmioguns.
https://www.nairaland.com/bunmioguns

Personally tested and trusted for 6 years and counting.

Michelle55:

Yeah it's airtel. Emptyhen and zoogeria colour no make sense for here

NewDelhi:

How many times will I tell you people, get your own apartment and stop squatting with people even if he's a family member. For the first few weeks/months, they'll be kind and nice but It's only a matter of time before they start getting tired of you and thinking of ways to send you parking.

SimplyFacts:


Oh, thanks for this.

Ishilove:

How do people put holes in condoms?

Mitsurugi:


They poke it with pins

Ishilove:

What of 9mobile?

Eww.. Ishi you no ruff me at all I have never used that network before, kindly epp me beg airtel to reduce their charging rate edakun or I'll start buying new Sim every 6 months for their bonus offer

michaelpop50:


You nor lie sha. I took my revenge on everyone that disrespected me when i was broke. I messed them up completely. If you think you don't have conscience, you dey learn for my side.

Barbiturate:
My mom and my sis!

They usually talk so much about me when they wake up in the morning. I'll just be listening and be forming sleep.

Mom: Did he eat last night?
Sis:. No. I asked him and he said he wasn't hungry. He was crying silently inside last night.
Mom; is he the only one without a job? Abi, what is all this nonsense Ok, maybe I'll call his brother to come o, that he wants to kill himself o.