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Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by Image123(m): 2:47pm On May 26, 2021 |
Unfortunately, that woman is going to the false prophet. Reason why people should study the Bible for themselves and pray to God themselves instead of shortcuts. 1 Like |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by cococandy(f): 5:48pm On May 26, 2021 |
Then she said the prophet told her to come with soap, sponge, brand new towel (white to be specific) and scented body oil. He said he would bathe her well at night and use the oil to rub her bodyHe has taste o. Scented body oil. Many guys don’t even care if the body is dry or not. This one is on some bougie shiet. Anyway how much does he charge for these personal professional massages Does it have to be at night? What if the towel is rainbow colored? So many questions. 3 Likes |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by cococandy(f): 5:50pm On May 26, 2021 |
Kondomatic:100 % |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by cococandy(f): 5:52pm On May 26, 2021 |
bobestman:You people are wild on this forum Sir no it’s not. Not when medically necessary. |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by pocohantas(f): 6:32pm On May 26, 2021 |
cococandy: The scented cracked me up though. I am not even sure 90% of Nigerian women use body oil on a good day, let alone scented one. White for purity I believe. It has to be white. In the night because that is when the evil ones gather, so you have to be right on time to attack... |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by mariahAngel(f): 7:03pm On May 26, 2021 |
shortgun: Abeg! Abeg! Make we hear word! Which kain yeye prophet go tell her to come for deliverance with orisirisi without her husband? Ndi amuma-ugha! 1 Like |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by mariahAngel(f): 7:06pm On May 26, 2021 |
shortgun: Both the "prophet" and the hairdresser have lost their damn minds! |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by bobestman(m): 7:10pm On May 26, 2021 |
cococandy:Ma it's Ok. 2 Likes |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by mariahAngel(f): 7:14pm On May 26, 2021 |
Image123: That is what happens when people practice religion instead of spirituality. |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by Kondomatic(m): 8:19pm On May 26, 2021 |
cococandy:Telling a religious person not to do what a prophet /pastor said is like advising a teen in love. It's a waste of time. They prefer to learn from their own mistakes. There is this lady that I met in a church sometime ago, I was invited by a close friend and they're close so we connected. Got talking one day and she told me how the pastor has been rejecting all the men that wanted to marry her. This lady is educated, gainfully employed and has businesses but a pastor is the reason she's not married. After listening to what she said were the pastor's reasons, I told her to quit the church because the pastor has his own plans. First, the lady spends a lot in the church so the pastor won't want that to stop and marriage can put an end to it. Secondly, she's beautiful and has large things in the right places so the pastor obviously wanted some but she didn't listen. Long story short, the pastor asked her to bring oil and other things for cleansing so that her husband would locate her. She was asked to strip during prayers and she complied, he bathed her and told her to lay down on the table so he could oil her body ;she obeyed. The rest nah story. She did quit the church but that was after the pastor collected some. The woman in the OP will still do what the prophet said but on a different date so that Poco won't know. 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by cococandy(f): 9:04pm On May 26, 2021 |
Lmao funny but tragic story. She’s one among many. @bold, if you try too much to let them see reason, then their pastor will see a vision about you being a witch/wizard working against their progress. These pastors are enjoying walahi. If you have no compunctions and high charisma, it’s one of the easiest ways to cash out. Let the meek inherit the earth. Kondomatic: 2 Likes |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by descarado: 6:51am On May 27, 2021 |
cococandy:Gave up on that shit long time ago. Can easily see through them. None of them is genuine and what piss me off more is that they act like God. Very egoistical and narcissistic. I was told by many of them I have very stubborn spirit( even very few popular one) cos I am never moved by their act. I agree, I must be stubborn 3 Likes |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by ceede2: 11:59am On May 27, 2021 |
pocohantas:check my topic. Na there I hide my rules. |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by 1Sharon(f): 11:30am On May 30, 2021 |
ChiefSosa: I love this LOL! These so called prophets never offer to bathe their fellow men |
Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by luvmijeje(f): 12:02pm On May 30, 2021 |
God punish poverty and ignorance. In this day and age where many couples are having babies through vitro-fertilisation. 2 Likes |
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