A poor woman had a very ignorant son. One day, there was a fire outbreak in his school, he ran back home. The woman saw him comming home running and panicking so she asked him;



Woman: Aboy wetin happen?

Boy: mama today, that thing wey get color wey dey come out from firewood, we see am for my school so everybody run.


Woman: Chai!!


(Another day at night, the boy was peeping through the window and caught one man banging his mother's ass.
So the next day, the mother and father and the boy were all seated in the living room watching film on T.V, then suddenly a sex scene pops up on the film and the boy screams)

Boy: Mama! Mama! See! This thing wey them dey do for this film now resemble wetin i see you and that yellow man dey do yesterday night for papa bed..